Fed Up With Priveleged Ego-Crats And Their Crybaby Lives
Paul Gluck is a professor at Temple University, a broadcast executive with a storied career in Philadelphia, and a highly focused observer of the American scene. We are great friend, and last night, we both decided that we’ve had enough of fat-cat, ego-centric and alleged “stars” who show their phony-baloney view of life, and want the world to cry for them, and “suffer their pain,” even as hard-working people all around the country are trying to cope everyday with challenges.
Lindsay Lohan comes to mind. Poor Lindsay. She hasn’t been smart enough to get real help? Gimme a break. This millionaire mess of an actress is one of the worst examples of poor-human being, rich person in the world. And you know what, WE are part of the problem. It’s our industry that glorifies and glamorize the fast and the nasty, people like Lindsay and Paris Hilton, and Nicole Richie. And how about everybody’s hero, the venomous, hate-spewing, wife-beating , disgrace of an actor. Oh boy! Mel Gibson. Now there is a real giant of a human being!
We could go on forever about the rich malcontents and their super-selfish unfulfilled lives. But there are solutions.
Maybe Lindsay and Paris and all those pseudo-stars might try what millions of Americans do everyday – volunteer, counsel, mentor and care about others . I think these California judges should forget about those two-week prison terms. Instead, force these actor-infants to do real time, working with real people who need help. Maybe that will bring them back to earth. I doubt it, but you never know.
As for Lindsay Lohan: enough of those courtroom tears. Get a life and get it fast, before you become yesterdays newspaper. That paper, with your faded headlines, might be used to wrap fish, a better use of newsprint than the garbage that you are disseminating to the people of America.
Comments(74)
Larry
What’s the matter poogums? Why so fed up?
And did you really steep to this level where you actually referenced LiLo?
OMG!
This is not TMZ, my friend
Where is your passion for journalism? Where is your zeal to dig like a young budding reporter?
Hope you are ok
Somewhat concerned
~~W~~
Larry I like it when you do your Perez Hilton bit. Your good! Why can’t you leave LiLo alone? Do you have to build yourself up by engaging in character assassintaintion against people who are more successful and sexier than you are? Why? I was hoping you would write a blog about the poor cell reception in the Delaware River. I was on a duck and I couldn’t call anyone after it sank. What terrible service. I want a refund!
Hi my name is Larry and I have a problem. I am a chronic procrastinator. I don’t like change. I like LiLo. I loved the remake of the Love Bug. I really liked her Marilyn Monroe picture shoot. It made me blush. I have to faint anger to appear PC. LiLo is as cute as a button. I like Paris Hilton too. I particularly like her sex tape. I’ve watched it numerous times on the web. She has little boobies. Nicole Ritchie doesn’t do anything for me. I am disgusted my the brat pack.
Hi my name is Larry and I have a problem. I am a chronic procrastinator. I don’t like change. I really do like Mel Gibson. It really doesn’t bother me too much that he is anti-semitic. Everybody has their issues. It does not bother me that he is a spouse abuser. I have to faint outrage to be PC. My favorite MG movie was Mad Max. He was all buff and sweaty in that tattered like loinskin. I do not condon spousal abuse.
Hi my name is Larry and I have a problem. I am a chronic procrastinator. I don’t like change. Newspeople like Dan Rather, Mike Wallace and Peter Jennings are miserable humanbeings and elitests like the President. Don’t get me started on politicians. Just look at the sorry lot here in PA. I do comment on politicians. I do suck up to politicians. It is part of my job. I do not vote.
Gee whiz Larry, you stated the obvious with the
help of the Gluckster.
You were right about Mel Gibson, propers on that.
He was headed for OJ Simpson type rage. What is it
with such men and their egos?
Lili needs help, and the jail could help. Look at
what’s on TV these days, its about watching real people
meltdownn see Brovo housevives or Kate Gosslin.
You don’t need to have even made a movie to be as famous
as Snookie, she is even more famous than a lot of
talented actors and musicians. As long as it sells it
will be produced, so just accept it and stop sounding
like you are already 70. The wrapping fish in newspaper
was straight out of your mother telling you that in the 70s
when you got a bit too full of yourself. She was
right then and it applys today.
I want more reality shows with the egos and the stars and teh drug problems.
Hi my name is Larry and I have a problem. I am a chronic procrastinator. I don’t like change. Did you see Joe Biden on Leno last night. Since when does the #2 man in America lower himself to go on a late night comedy show. What is next Jersey Shore? How about Survivor? DC fatcats would not last 24 hours on Survivor. Joe was good in that he did not go off his programmed script. Barack will be happy. Leno was disappointed. I have a relationship with Joe Biden. He tells me things that he won’t tell any other newsman. He told me to backoff the Sestak story. He told me I was barking up the wrong tree. I do not have a dog.
Hi my name is Larry and I have a problem. I am a chronic procrastinator. I don’t like change. I complain about LA ego-crats. I am an ego-crat myself. I must have a extra large cola slurpee on my set an hour before my show. Not cherry, cola. Not cherry cola. I will only allow a female makeup artist work on me. No man is touching me. I will only wear suits from Hart, Schaffner and Marx. I will only wear striped ties. No paisley or prints. I will not work with a female anchor. I am not a diva.
Hi my name is Larry and I have a problem. I am a chronic procrastinator. I don’t like change. I usually change my blog topic on Sunday night. I do not look at the blog until the following Sunday. I do this as a means to sell books and tapes. I am no longer a newsman. I am now a huckster. This website is the equivalent of me going house to house selling my books. I am almost 70. I can still read a teleprompter.
Hi my name is Larry and I have a problem. I am a chronic procrastinator. I don’t like change. I do not like sand between my toes. I do not like flip flops or the burning sand on my feet. I wear black knee high socks to the beach. I where a sombero to cover my face and bald spot. My face is my calling card. I do not like kids on the beach running around kicking sand on me. I do not like minorities playing loud rap music. I do not like anyone encroaching on my blanket space. I can only read books at the beach. I listen to KYW news on my transistor radio with earplugs. I do no go in the water. On the rare occasion I fall asleep and the tide gets my feet wet. I refuse to pay for air or a beach pass. I refuse to pay $30 to park. I love the shore.
Just got back into Dover AFB on my Air Force 2 redeye. I think I killed it on Leno last night. I came across as sincere and caring for the jamokes in the gulf. I did not say “listen” once. I repeated my carefully prepared rote so as not to get me in trouble. I was smooth and very presidential. I mean very vice presidential. I got a quickie with Jill on the flight back and polished of a bottle of Chivas. All in all a very successful mission. Barack was in DC shitting bricks expecting me to gaffe or go off message. I’m a pro.
Now to a weekend of debauchery in Rehoboth. Pirate see you at the Parrott. Talk to me on Monday.
Biden/Biden in 2012! Do we really have to wait?
There are pictures of Kate Goslin without make-up! My girlfriend just got her nails stencilled like LiLo, they look great, it cost $100, but worth every penny, especially since we dont spend on healthcare or retirment savings, that’s for the government to provide! I want my girlfriend to look like a whore and there is no expense too great to achieve that objective.
Snookie is 4’9″ and is a fireplug of a woman, her utterances are more interesting than anything I’ve ever heard. She is real, and i want to know everything she says. I love everthing about Snookie, I want a picture of her bowel movements for my collection of celebrity BM pictures. If you get them signed they are worth big bucks on ebay!
Larry is old fashioned, he wants to wrap fish in newspapers. Does anyone buy fish at the market wrapped in newspapers? Even when you go to a real manly fish market they tend to wrap it with a brown waxy type paper. In fact, I’ve never bought anything wrapped in newspaper. Although, a celebrity BM wrapped in newpaper would be a great way to transport until you could get it to a jar, label it, and offer for sale on ebay. Britney Spears gum use to bring big bucks, I bought a bunch of it a few years ago in hopes she would overdose, but now that her life is more together the price has plummeted. I thought it was a good investment, but I dont think you can go wrong with buying items realting to the bowel funtions of celebrities, because its so real and personal, its gotta go up in value. If only I had a few Gary Coleman or Dana Plato turds, I’d be a rich man right now!
Negative on the Parrot,YAP will not be at Reho until the end of the month.See you then,at Dogfish.
Larry do you want LiLo to get off your lawn?
Larry
Its Hoagiefest! I can come and pick you up in the Wawa Hoagie Baloon.
I really want to give you a taste of my shorty !
You can pick the condiments.. Maybe some creamy dressing? :)
~W~
I hate those privileged egocrat Reids, like Andy Reid and his druggy sons. Cry mea a tear and then go cry some more. The Eagles will continue to fail with fatty egoturd at the helm.
Hi my name is Larry and I have a problem. I am a chronic procrastinator. I don’t like change. I don’t like new puppets. I don’t like the old puppets. I don’t like puppets at all. Puppets are stupid and make fun of me. I don’t check my own website.
All I can say is wow! This site has really picked up. Larry must be wondering what is going on. Him and Paul Gluck pondering the nature of selfindulgent narcisistic 20 somethings is quite a subject for two 60 plus year olds. Talk about a generation gap. And Larry has the audacitiy to think it is his fault. What an ego! Larry it is far from your fault. I could tell you whose fault it is but that would mean I’d have to condem your tribe and all those Afro-Americans that get a free pass on social issues because you can’t pick on them. Just look at the showcase that LaBron James just exhibited on national TV. If that wasn’t an example of what is wrong then I might as well join you and Paul on your tirade against Lidsey Lohan.
Watch it Ed, I’m black, have made a mess out of my life, but don’t say one word about it. Just pretend I’m as virtuous as you and no one will get hurt.
Yo Willis, what you talking about? Do you know what a fool you are? Do you know how hard you were to work with? Sure I was 24 and you were 13 but you couldn’t act and couldn’t read. Even that stoner Dana Plato was better than you. Go back to your infomercials.
So no one saw me on Leno? Not even a wise-ass comment? Wow this crowd has gone soft.
Never question my motive. You can question my judgement but not my motive. I am a liberal and I can’t change that. I don’t want to change that. I’m not a Rehomo and gladly neither is Yankee Air Pirate. Not that there is anything wrong with that.
Biden/Biden in 2012! If I don’t win I’ll become Leno’s sidekick.
Welcome to Maywood, “Mexico”
by Roger Hedgecock
06/25/2010
http://www.humanevents.com/article.php?id=37671
Boasting a population that is 97% Hispanic, more than half foreign born, and 40% illegal, the Los Angeles County, Calif., incorporated city of Maywood has achieved the Reconquista goal. It is now as lawless and chaotic as any place in Mexico. Maywood is a warning to every city and town in America.
The Maywood City Council announced this week that after years of radical policies, corruption and scandal, the city was broke and all city employees would be laid off and essential city services contracted out to neighboring cities or to L.A. County government.
How did this happen? Until recently, Maywood was the model for “brown power” politics.
Maywood was the first California city with an elected Hispanic City Council, one of the first “sanctuary” cities for illegal aliens, the first city to pass a resolution calling for a boycott of Arizona after that state passed a law to enforce federal immigration laws, the first California city to order its police department not to enforce state laws requiring drivers to have licenses to drive, the first American city to call on Congress to grant amnesty to all illegals.
Council meetings were conducted in Spanish. Maywood was the leader in the peaceful, democratic achievement of the La Raza goal to take power in the U.S.
The City of Maywood started out quite differently. Back after World War II, Maywood was a booming blue-collar town with good jobs, a multi-ethnic suburb of Los Angeles.
On the 25th anniversary in 1949 of Maywood’s incorporation as a city, the town celebrated with a beard-growing contest, a rodeo, and wrestling matches in City Park. Chrysler operated an assembly plant there until 1971.
But the early 1970s saw these industrial jobs in aerospace, auto and furniture manufacturing, and food processing evaporate under the pressure of higher taxes, increased local and state regulation, and the attraction of cheaper land and cheaper labor elsewhere.
The multi-ethnic Maywood of the post-war years was transformed in the ’80s and ’90s by wave after wave of Hispanic immigrants, many of them illegal.
In August 2006, a “Save Our State” anti-illegal immigration rally in Maywood drew hundreds of protesters-but a larger number of defenders of illegal immigration. The pro-illegal protesters carried signs which read “We are Indigenous ! The ONLY owners of this Continent!” and “Racist Pilgrims Go Home” and “All Europeans are Illegal Here.”
According to newspaper reports at the time, objectors to illegal aliens were subject to physical attacks. A 70-year-old man was “slashed,” a woman attacked, and cars vandalized. Pro-illegal demonstrators raised the Mexican flag at the U.S. Post Office.
The illegal population and their sympathizers became increasingly radicalized. Elections to the City Council saw “assimilationist” incumbent Hispanic council members ousted by La Raza supporting radical challengers.
For years, the Maywood City Council authorized police checkpoints to stop drunk driving. Drivers without licenses had their cars impounded. Illegals in California cannot get drivers licenses. By 2005, the number of such impounds were in the hundreds. A community campaign was launched forcing the City Council to suspend the checkpoints.
Cars were still being impounded whenever a police traffic-violation stop resulted in a driver without a license. Felipe Aguirre, a community activist with Comite Pro-Uno, an “immigration service center,” coordinated a new campaign against any impounds. He was elected in 2005 to the City Council. He is the mayor of Maywood today.
Aguirre and a new majority of the council dismantled the Traffic Department. Illegals were given overnight-parking permits and impounds stopped. You didn’t need a license to drive in Maywood. The Los Angeles Times wrote glowingly of this “progress” in a story entitled “Welcome to Maywood, Where Roads Open Up For Immigrants”.
The Maywood Police Department was restructured by the new council. A new chief and new officers were hired. Later it turned out that many of the new officers had previously been fired from other law enforcement agencies for a variety of infractions. The Maywood P.D. was known as the “Department of Second Chances.”
Among those hired was a former L.A. Sheriff’s deputy terminated for abusing jail inmates; a former LAPD officer fired for intimidating a witness; and an ex-Huntington Park officer charged with negligently discharging a handgun and driving drunk.
Even the L.A. Times called the Maywood Police Department a “haven for misfit cops.” Their story alleged that a veteran officer was extorting sex from relatives of a criminal fugitive; that another officer tried to run over the president of the Maywood Police Commission; and that another officer has impregnated a teenage police-explorer scout.
Charges of corruption and favoritism led to one recall of city council members and threats of more recalls are heard to this day.
Maywood is represented in the state Senate by Democrat “One Bill” Gil Cedillo. He earned the nickname by introducing every year in the state legislature a bill to grant drivers licenses to illegals. Maywood is represented in Congress by Democrat Lucille Roybal-Allard, a staunch advocate of amnesty for illegals.
Today, Maywood is broke. Its police department dismantled along with all other city departments and personnel. Only the city council remains and a city manager to manage the contracts with other agencies for city services in Maywood.
Maywood is the warning of what happens when illegal immigrants, resisting assimilation as Americans, bring with their growing numbers the corruption and the radical politics of their home countries. Add the radical home-grown anti-Americanism of Hispanic “leaders” and groups like La Raza and you get schools where learning is replaced with indoctrination, business and jobs replaced by welfare and gangs, and a poisonous stew of entitlement politics.
In too many American communities, this sad tale is all too familiar.
Larry do you contend you never used the airwaves to spread junk news to the public?
Book Review: Bailout Nation
Posted: 09 Jul 2010 08:34 PM PDT
I am planning a series of book reviews covering the financial crisis. While some time has passed, that is helpful in pulling the information together. We have financial reform legislation on the verge of passage, even before the official Commission has delivered findings. Economists will be weighing in on this for years.
It is a good time for you to read these books, think about them, and learn the lessons. My own interest is a bit broader than most of the financial punditry. I am looking at books by policy makers as well as financial journalists or analysts.
Bailout Nation, by Barry Ritholtz
Barry Ritholtz had the early lead in writing about the financial crisis, despite a setback from his original publisher. He does not pull any punches, and the first proposed publisher should have realized that. (There were well-founded criticisms of a subsidiary to the publisher, and the author would not cave in on his content. Hats off!). The author, living, writing, and trading through the crisis, had ample material from his popular blog. There is a big step from blog content to a book, however, so this was only a starting edge.
Summary: Read this Book
A great book should be informative, stimulating, and enjoyable to read. Bailout Nation meets all of these tests. I have recommended the book to a personal audience that includes academic intellectuals, intelligent neighbors, and my over-achieving son (who often grabs books from my shelf).
Does this mean that I agree with the author on all counts. Of course not. If you only read works where you were in complete alignment, you would never learn anything. My favorite conversations with friends quickly move from the large zone of agreement to the marginal issues of dispute.
With this general conclusion in mind, here are some of my reactions — highly personal, and reflecting my own background.
My Favorite Features
There were many things I liked about this book. Here are some highlights:
There is an excellent intellectual framework — analyzing policy using a concept called the counter factual. What would have happened if things had been different? The author sets this up cleverly and I do not want to spoil it for readers, but it is essential to thinking about “bailout” policy.
There is a helpful and authoritative history of past rescues.
The author does a nice job of setting up the drift in government interventions. At first, there was an explicit national policy interest. Later, the public policy objective became more ambiguous. This “slippery slope” problem is a classic. How did the recent moves stack up?
The author also highlights the mixed objectives of the many government agencies involved.
The narrative is very entertaining. Ritholtz fans are drawn to his irreverent style, and readers of this book will be as well.
There is a lot of “inside baseball.” The writer is well-informed and well-connected. This shows in the narrative.
When it comes time to assess the blame, the book provides a complete scorecard of the players, and plenty of information. Even if you disagree with Mr. Ritholtz, you have the information to form your own conclusion.
My Objections
Regular readers of “A Dash” might guess that I disagree with various conclusions reached by the author. True enough. Here are a few general observations.
The book places most of the blame on former Fed Chair Greenspan and the Fed. My own scoring of responsibility reflects a much more complex situation. I’ll discuss this more as I review more books on the crisis.
The author seems at first to emphasize the total tab for bailouts, pushing the worst case. Actually, careful readers will note that he eventually recognizes that the final bill is still unknown.
Opinions about economic data. I found some of these arguments unconvincing, but that reflects my own background and information. The Boskin Commission, for example, did a tough job in the face of political opposition. Their work has stood the test of time. I do not see the significance of the debate over inflation measurement to the main theses. It seems to be a hobby horse of the author.
Moral Hazard. This also seems a bit overstated. The “bailout” of Long Term Capital Management, for example, did not encourage future excess. The partners were wiped out. It is a complex subject, but the author provides plenty of information for you to decide on a case-by-case basis.
It is not my purpose here to argue these points in detail — mostly because they do not matter for potential readers. As I noted above, a strength of the book is the underlying information. You can and should read critically. Then decide for yourself. It is a valuable resource for your own analysis.
Hi my name is Larry and I have a problem. I am a chronic procrastinator. I don’t like change. I do not like imposters. I do not like to be replicated. I do not like young people with their new fangled ideas and technology. I do not tweet. I do have a Facebook page but my technology guy did that for me. I resist change of any form. I am the technology reporter for CN8.
Come on down, to the Wawa Hoagiefest
The Wawa Hoagiefest
The Wawa Hoagiefest
Down at the Wawa they only serve the best
Won’t ya come on down
To the Wawa Hoagiefest?
I saw Ringo eat a hoagie at hoagie fest. He took it on a yellow submarine and did a lot of acid. You-know-who was there.
Jesse Jackson said Lebraun James was being treated like a run away slave. He could not be more correct. I’ve been saying for years, the NBA is one big plantation and these autions are slave trades, it’s just that the prices are much higher than they were back in the day.
Cry baby sports prima donnas. You should complain about them too Larry. GET THEM OFF YOUR LAWN!
Hi my name is Larry and I have a problem. I am a chronic procrastinator. I don’t like change. I do not like imposters. I do not like to be replicated. I don’t like Jesse Jackson. Not because he is black; that would not be PC. I don’t like him because he is an extortionist. He extorts companies for his own personal gain over ambiguous race issues. I like his Rainbow Coalition. I like his preachy demeanor. I believe he represents his own selfish interests, not those of the oppressed black man. Rev Jesse Jackson is a true American.
Ya’ll gettin ready for the brothers and sister to come in and bust up south street this year? We make a god damn mess of your city every year. The Greek Picnic was the first real flash mob, we done that old school without the internet. Over 10 years later we still making a big mess down there. Won’t be satisified until south street street is ruined like it was in the 70s.
I’m waiting for Larry Kane to get back in the saddle and read me some schlock stories masquerading as hard news. Like the whole Larry Mente/Alycia Kane thing.
Hi my name is Larry and I have a problem. I am a chronic procrastinator. I don’t like change. I do not like imposters. I do not like to be replicated. I do not like Todd Bridges. Not then and certainly not now. I did not like Gary Coleman. I could relate to Mr Drummand. A 60ish WASP with too much free time and no ascertainable job. Just a do-gooder with more time and money than the next guy. Of course I’m no WASP. I never watched Different Strokes anyway.
Hi my name is Larry and I have a problem. I am a chronic procrastinator. I don’t like change. I do not like imposters. I do not like to be replicated. I don’t watch anything but TVLand. I like old shows. They had schmaltz and substances. Today’s show are all about sexual tension. Give me Laverne and Shirley anyday. I don’t understand the hype about Hot in Cleveland. Valerie Bertinelli went from cute to moose to cute again. Thank you Jenny Craig. Another too cute child star. I never watch TV anyway.
Hot in Clevland is simply a remake of the
Goldend Gils. The show has all four personality
types. Betty White play the old cranky one now,
Bertoneli is the Betty White charater, etc.
Larry would love the show, it has a very 70s feel,
and is filmed before a live audience.
This show will fail, people don’t want to go back.
Check out Hot Tub Time Macine, pretty funny and a
quick way to get back to 1980s.
You know I get characterized all the time as being a dope that shoots from the hip. That maybe fair critism but how about Larry? I mean really “priveleged”? In the title no less. It appears Larry can’t write his own copy. He’s nothing more than a teleprompter reader. I on the other hand am an adapt quipper. I can hold my own mano on mano with Leno. Real time. No script. No holds barred.
Biden/Biden in 2012! I can spell and speak spontaneously without spontaneously combusting.
Personally I don’t want to go back to the 70′s. I was a creepy 30-something lawyer trolling for coeds at the U of D in the mid 70′s. How creepy is that? Lonely. Depressed. Creepy. Look at me now! Hairplugs. Leno. VP.
Biden/Biden in 2012! Too cool for school.
So Jesse Jackson refers to Lebron James as a “runaway slave ” & the NAACP calls the Tea Party “racist.”Yet there’s no black,or colored if the NAACP had it’s way,condemnation of King Samir Shabazz who openly announces he wants to kill “crackers & their cracker babies.”I’m starting to think it’s time to get out,Costa Rica is looking good about now.
YAP, go to Costa Rica but rent. You can return January 2013. End of an Error. Bienvenidos!
Larry – I am working on another ground-breaking book. Maybe you will let me come onto your amazingly awesome CN8 show to perhaps promote it? I am hoping to sell at least a few cases of it. Normally my books bomb out on the market. Can you help?
In return, I can bring the cupcakes for all the fellas in the studio!
Let me know
~~W~~
Levi Palin and Bristol are getting married and the pitbull lipstick pig ain’t hearin’ it! Larry how can we live without their eggocentric pleas for attention?
Hi my name is Larry and I have a problem. I am a chronic procrastinator. I don’t like change. I do not like imposters. I do not like to be replicated. I do not like books. I view them as a poor man’s movie. I bet Will’s new book is called One Flew Over the Cupcake Tin. I bet it sucks. I have a ghost writer. It is apparent that I can not write myself. I can’t spell. I guess I’m not PRIVELEGED. I don’t read books anyway.
Ya’all pussy white men who write here,ya’ll know you are constantly played by the liberal media. Ya’ll know the truth about the race hussle, but ya’ll too big of pussies to write the truth about the fallacy of the Negro rant.
Listen I’m riding high right now. Fresh off a scintillating visit on Leno (wondering when I’ll be called to come back) where I killed. Annointed pointman on the Stimulus Job Creation propaganda campaign. I’m on a roll now. I’m hot and topical. I’m the guy that can turn the November elections inside out. Listen it won’t be easy. Barack and Nancy have screwed the pooch to a fare thee well. This won’t be easy but I have a history of winning and turning gaffes into votes. Never underestimate Joe Biden.
As for you Todd go to the back of the food stamp line. Your Black Panther nonsense won’t change the elections in November anymore than Barack’s support of illegals in Arizona. Yeah we need every vote we can get but what idiot would believe that the hard working traditional Americans in the Tea Party movement a greater threat to Americans than angry blacks and illegal aliens?
Biden/Biden in 2012! Enjoy the unemployment now. Come back tanned and rested and ready to work again in 2013.
I want more stories about Palin. SHe’s a fox on Fox.
Hi my name is Larry and I have a problem. I am a chronic procrastinator. I don’t like change. I do not like imposters. I do not like to be replicated. I do not like to change topics. I do not like to be involved here. Sometimes bloggers try to dictate my topic. That will not happen. I do not visit my website.
Hi my name is Larry and I have a problem. I am a chronic procrastinator. I don’t like change. I do not like imposters. I do not like to be replicated. I use to blast Rush Limbaugh. I use to attack Sarah Palin. I use to hoot on Newt Gingrich. I have a general distain for all conservatives. They act as though they are PRIVELEGED. I determined my website audience was predominantly conservative. I lost most of my readership because I was so blatantly liberal and anti-conservative. I am repressing my desires to blast conservatives now in a last ditch effort to save my website. I do not visit my website.
I heard that Obama put tar balls on beaches in Florida. Why would he do that? Is it part of a secret Muslim invasion? Larry I need to know. Fox is not giving me all the answers — they said it is an oil rig. I don’t believe that for a minute.
I’m surrounded by idiots.
I’m an idiot. But that is because the non-American president made me an idiot with a Muslim mind ray.
I want to put an end to this nonsense about me not being an American. Its just poppycock! Just because I was born in Indonesia by an African father does not mean I am not a red blooded American. Just because I’m a Muslim that attended a church led by a preacher that is anti-American deoes not mean I’m not American. Just because I’m an elitest and hate the military does not mean I’m not an American. Hell, Joe Biden got married and went to law school to avoid Vietnam. Do you think he’s notr American? Sometimes I think he’s from a different world but I don’t doubt his nationality.
Peace. Out.
Stop using your Indonesia mind ray powers on me. I is tea party>
Surrounded by idiots!
There isn’t enough butter on my crumpet. Pish posh!
Larry
Can I make you a CD of my favorite dance songs?
Maybe some Chumbawamba (I Get Knocked Down) or perhaps some N’Synch?
I miss you immensely!!!!!
~~W~~
Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightning
But they fought with expert timing
They were funky China men from funky Chinatown
They were chopping them up and they were chopping them down
It’s an ancient Chineese art and everybody knew their part
From a feint into a slip, and kicking from the hip
Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightning
But they fought with expert timing
There was funky Billy Chin and little Sammy Chung
He said here comes the big boss, lets get it on
We took a bow and made a stand, started swinging with the hand
The sudden motion made me skip now we’re into a brand knew trip
Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightning
But they did it with expert timing
..make sure you have expert timing
Kung-fu fighting, had to be fast as lightning.
The Obama agenda was supoosed to be like Kung fu fighting, but its not.
The tea party movement is like kung fu fighting, it will change the course of history in 2012 and cost obama the election the same way Ross Perot cost George HW Bush the presidency. You heard it here first. Larry wont tell you yet, its his big secret for 2011.
Hey W Bunch, your posts are actually funny, we need more of that here.
Holly came from Miami F.L.A.hitch-hiked her way across the U.S.A.Plucked her eyebrows on the wayshaved her leg and then he was a sheShe says, hey babe, take a walk on the wild sidesaid, hey honey, take a walk on the wild sideCandy came from out on the islandin the backroom she was everybody’s darlingBut she never lost her headeven when she was given headShe says, hey babe, take a walk on the wild sidesaid, hey babe, take a walk on the wild sideand the coloured girls goDoo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doodoo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doodoo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doodoo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
One thing that’s amazing is that Obama has never been romantically linked to a white woman. Yes, there was the white girl from NYC that he dated and realized the racial difference was too much. But nothing tawdry like Tiger Woods, and no bimbo eruptions like Bill Clinton. It’s very refreshing, yes some will say what kind of black man is he not getting all kinds of white trim, but I say, thank you President Obama for conducting yourself properly.
Michelle Obama is such a mensch, the intiaitive with the victory garden at the white house and childhood obsesity are wonderful. She also knows not to be in our face too much. I use to worry she’d be an Amorosa African Queen type character. Thnak you Mrs. Johnson for raising your nappy headed little girl to be the closest thing to Jackie Onanasis that the country has seen in last 50 years. Actually, if Michelle was white, her beauty and poise would be comparable to Grace Kelly’s- and thats the God Damn truth! An d the coloured girls go- Do, dado, dado dada doooooo0000000000000
I want a job and a big mortgage and the government to bail me out when I spend too much. And I want a tax cut!
Talky, too bad you are not black or poor white, then you could have everything! What a sucker you are to have worked for what you have!
Larry I want to do heroin and lead a life of privilege like Andy Reid’s soes. Can you report about them and their whining?
I’m truly surrounded by idiots!
Wild side you don’t really believe the stuff you write do you. “Actually, if Michelle was white, her beauty and poise would be comparable to Grace Kelly’s- and thats the God Damn truth!” She’s a 6’1″ amazon trying to squeeze into designer dresses and has difficulty interacting with dignitaries. She’s closer to Grace Jones from the Bond movie A View to Kill than Grace Kelly. Take your rose coloerd glasses off.
Hi my name is Larry and I have a problem. I am a chronic procrastinator. I don’t like change. I do not like imposters. I do not like to be replicated. I do not like to change topics. I like the Obamas. I like that they try to appear like aristocracy. I like their ultra liberal bent. I like the direction they are taking America. I would not want them living in my neighborhood.
Larry, as I await your next change of topics I wonder will it be another Larry Kane prediction, or will it be a comment on the next big crisis to hit us? Maybe you will predict a crisis. You’ve been known to do that before. A “two fer” as I call them. How about a prediction of a crisis involving one of your political buddies? That’s what I call a “three fer”. To top that you could always throw in Lindsay Lohan or Paris Hilton into the mix and call it a “four fer”.
If Michelle were white she’d have a different bone structure and metabolism, so she’d be thinner and more attractive to the tastes of white men like you Fish. She is more educated than Kelly, is poised and has several meaningful initiatives as first lady. What did Kelly do as a princess besides look good?
Actually if Michelle was white, but the same person, she’d be wildly popular and emulated by woman around the world.
We lost Bob Shepard and George Steinbrenner last week, but notice that neither man will be waked at home plate in the new stadium. The Phillies really blew it with waking Harry Kalas in the stadium. The curse of the Kalas corpse will haunt Phildelphia unless there is an exorcism at the new stadium. After the Phillies flounder for a decade, the Phillies will wake up and get their new stadium cleansed of the curse.
Michelle Obama is a ******* ****. It took her forty ******* years to finally say she was proud to be an American. That **** should stay in her White House garden and reap what she has ******* sowed. For all i care she can **** me. I do need a ****job now that I think of it.
I’m no Phillies fan but I can tell you that Harry Kalas was no saint. As for a curse, yeah it was a real curse to get into the World Series last year. Yankee Spanky you are as dumb as Lord Abott if you aren’t one in the same. You are probably the Wild Side also. Stupid comments from a stupid man…………
Wild Side, that is a fallacious argument. “If Michelle were white she’d have a different bone structure and metabolism, so she’d be thinner and more attractive to the tastes of white men like you Fish. If Michelle were white she’d have a different bone structure and metabolism, so she’d be thinner and more attractive to the tastes of white men like you Fish.”
Truth is she got into Princeton on a basketball scholarship because she was an amazon. Part of their EOE program no doubt. Got by and married Barack.
More like Grace Jones than Grace Kelly. You are defacing the memory of Grace Kelly by comparing the two. Grace Kelly was a blue blood from Philly. Michelle is a street kid from South Chicago. Please don’t confuse the two.
Mel, I tend to agree with you on YS / LA/ WS all one in the same. The Lord has been incommunicado if you don’t count his puppets.
chelle chelle has a big donkey zone.