BP and BS – Chavez And The Nuke Crowd – Final Note On Flyers
Will someone tell the big BP Oil Company how to manage a disaster? This company may have the worst public relations outlook on the planet. BP should be the company that preempted government action by offering to compensate each person whose earnings and future earnings have been affected by the slimy mess and the mismanagement surrounding it. The company has huge current and future earnings, despite the liability now pouring out of the bottom of the ocean. It is time for BP to cut the BS and come to the table with plenty of cash and a plan to save the Gulf. Government should have been more involved from the beginning, but the company must put its money where its pr mouth is – in the hands of the victims.
HUGO CHAVEZ – THE MOUTH THAT ROARED- OR A NUKE BLACKMAILER
Venezuelan dictator Hugo Chavez has developed, in recent weeks, more intimate ties with the killer regime in Iran. This is dangerous business for Chavez who is scaring the heck out of his own citizens by playing with their rights of free speech, and even threatening to break up families, by sending children away to special indoctrination schools. That move would probably force the military to take him out. So the madman has backed off on those threats. But there are reports that Chavez is using his power to supply a route for uranium to arrive in Tehran. If that is true, it’s time for the United Stated to affect a serious blockade of Chavez’s empire. This man is much more dangerous than Fidel Castro was at the bloody height of his powers. The United States must start focusing on the madman of Caracas. He is not just a pompous orator. Chavez is dangerous and must understand that there will be some consequences to his alliance with the extremist regime in Iran.
FLYERS – ONE LAST NOTE-
Minute to minute, every thrilling minute, the Flyers gave us a spring to remember. Any sports writer or fan who considers this past season a “lost cause”, should find a new city or a new team. I mean, that was enough nail-biting suspense to last a long time, or at least until a World Series, or the beginning of Eagles season. I’m tired of the glass half empty crowd. This is Philadelphia, best sports community in America. No apologies for the Flyers!
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Wow Larry I’m surprised where you come down on this BP spill issue. Mystified. Horrified actually. The main focus now should be to stop the leak and suck up as much oil out of the water as possible and preventing the oil from hitting the beaches and marshes. Your assursion that “the company must put its money where its pr mouth is – in the hands of the victims.” Don’t worry in this excessively litigious society where everyone is looking for a free ride the money will be spent. Likely 4-5X more than should be. Let’s stop and fix the problem and then worry about bankrupting BP later. You like the First Pantload are missing the key point. This was a very weak post for you Larry. Very weak.
Hugo Freakin Chavez? “The killer regime in Iran”? Since when did Chavez present a threat to anyone? Who has the killer regime in Iran killed outside of Iran? Iran is infinitely more dangerous than a Bongo Congo like Venezuela. Not sure this topic bubbles up to the top this week. Very weak. Very weak indeed.
I did not see anyone here post that the Flyers had a ‘lost season’. I believe most enthusiastically support their run and felt they had in fact overachieved. Not sure where that came from. “This is Philadelphia, best sports community in America.” Not sure where you get that. There are more bandwagon jumpers here than anywhere in the US. On and off the bandwagon. The loyalty here is fleeting. They love winners. They boo losers. Much like the glisten of your new posts. Fleeting.
By the by Larry did Lord Abott give you preapproval on these new topics? I know he is channeling through you these days.
Biden/Biden in 2012! Still sporting my hockey beard and Bobby Clarke jersey.
I guess that makes me a “glass half empty” kind of guy then.In the real world there are no prizes for second place.The Flyers know they blow a golden opportunity for an unexpected Cup.Had they met either Pitt or Washington they likely would have been eliminated.In the finals they get a beatable Chicago team but can’t put them away.Don’t count on getting this chance next year,the Caps will surely fix their roster problem (goodbye Semin,Green ? ).
Larry,Obama loves Chavez & vice versa,do you really think we’re even looking there ? Meanwhile,lots of Iranians are traveling to Venezuela & emerging with new passports & continuing on to our country where they wait for their marching orders against the Great Satan.
BP and BS, very clever Lar. You forgot BJ and the bear and B.A. Baracus from the A Team. How about B.C. and BB King? B.K. or B.M.? Plenty of potty jokes here.
BTW, does the Danish coach look like Hans Christian Andersen or an older Harrry Anderson from Night Court? The Dutch have been toying with Denmark all morning but can’t finish.
YAP, you are a half full guy. Your points are well taken but Hawks were clearly a more talented team. Don’t forget the Bruins if they find a sniper or 2 for 2011.
Fish-I agree,the Hawks were better but beatable.Good point on the Bruins too,two picks in the top 16 including the second overall.Hello Taylor Hall,though I hear he’s a bit of a jackass.
BP will continue to do their job and that is what is best for shareholders. At this point, that job entails getting the spill stopped, cleaned and saving face for BP. Yes, they will have to compensate by law but they need to do it to save face and shareholder value.
On the Flyers finals, I don’t know what Lar is trying to say here, if there were any unbeatable teams their opponents wouldn’t even show up. The Flyers ran out of gas and horseshoes. The Hawks earned the cup and good for them.
Check out this video on youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_akrdMYdG4&feature=autofb
The Hawks got lucky. If we would have gotten a bounce and won that overtime the parade would have been on Broad Street. Don’t worry about the Flyers, though, we’ll be back. The Bruins are choke artists and can’t even be considered contenders next year. Anyone who knows hockey would know that.
SOH, excuse me for having an opinion. Can you say the same about the Caps, Pens and Habs then? The Flyers will be a 6th or 7th seed next year. Wish them well but you can only go so far on heart.
SOH-Boston will be a serious contender next year,very unlikely they could suffer that run of injuries two years in a row.Very deep at center & two high picks coming in.Depth in goal as well.
Hi Poogums :)
Thanks for calling out evil BP like you did.
I am thinking about an entire blog devoted to the perils of oil, off shore drilling, and some of the other nefarious acts these terrorists committ.
I am also working on a special project about how bloggers can work with the alternative energy thought leaders to come up with solutions. Brian Tierney has empowered me to do this! “He likes me, he really likes me”
As always, I have a warm soft spot for you Larry
Smiles and Hugzz
Will
So VP, from the sound of your reply you appear to take the side of BP when it comes to paying off the victims of this mess, which includes the families of the dead platform workers, the commercial fishermen whose livelyhood is long gone for at least several decades, and the Gulf coast states who also rely on tourist to fill their beaches during the summer. I don’t think it’s too much to fairly compensate all of the above named entities to make whole for their losses. Lest we forget that the possibility of some type of major calamity hitting our region is always out there. However, you sound as if you could care less about the long term effects that this disaster will have on the U.S. economy as a whole, especially with the pending increase in unemployment for the Gulf states. Also, don’t take Hugo lightly on an issue which could lead to possible intervention by or military in the future. For those of you who think that Chavez and President Obama have some sort of lovefest going on, you better rethink that notion. Just visualize Al Quida making deals with a rogue Latin American regime. That should raise the hairs on your necks.
Lawrence, are you supposed to be our Larry? Oh you clever boy.
I heart you Larry!
Al Quida? Is that a type of cheese?
WB, enough already.
Idiots. Surrounded by idiots.
“That should raise the hairs on your necks.” Actually it should raise the hairs on Obama’s neck but I don’t think it does.1.20.13,the end of an error.
Yo no quiero Taco Bell.
Mi con queso está hecha de queso de al quida! Buen provecho.
Oh my God, I am black and I can tell what Larry wrote today is “some bullshit”
Larry, when you say “government should have been involved from the begining” What you mean is that Obama should have been involved from the begining. But instead, just three weeks before he announced all kinds of expanded drilling. What we now know is that he was going to wildly expand drilling without any real study of the true state of affairs in Ultra Deep Drilling. So he went into a rabbit hole for a few weeks, hoping to God they capped it.
At your age, why can’t you just tell it like it is? Afraid you’re going to embarass the White House after their nice hospitality with McCartney? Larry, man up and dont be such a candy ass on such obvious points.
Whatchu talkin about Willis? Larry is a teleprompter reader, fool. He is a candy ass.
You know it is beneath the VP of the USA to respond to a puppet but since that puppet is my kemo sah bee Larry I will make an exception this time. You are welcome Larry. What I said yesterday was that let’s fix the problems first and worry about payoffs later. Stop the leak. Suck up the oil. Protect our beaches from potential contamination. After that is behind us BP can pony up for the bill. The bill will include reimbursing local fisherman and crabbers as well as paying for all the cleanup expenses. Focus should be on fixing the problem. The First Pantload is still MIA. A couple of drive by photo opps in the gulf does not make a proactive President. I can’t believe that even the lapdog press is not all over this do nothing pantload. Have I addressed your questions and concerns Lawrence?
The NBA has played this 2-3-2 final to prefection. Going back to LA for game 6 everyone is writing off the Lakers. Little do they know the Lakers have been holding back to stretch out the series. Pierce is a warrior and Rondo is a magician but the rest of the Celts are old or useless. They had to pit the benches against each other to win game 4. Pleaseeee. This series is fixed. Going 7 games. Lakers cruise home now. Great drama. Great theater. Great acting. NBA fixed. Maybe. NBA staging finals. Definitely. Tonight LA 95, Boston 86. Setting up final game. Pleaseeeee.
Can’t wait for the First Pantload’s address to the nation tonight. Should be riveting. BP is bad. BP will pay. We’re doing everything we can. Have you noticed job numbers are up? Pleaseeeee.
Impeachment now. Give me a chance. Could it get an worse?
Biden/Biden in 2012! We can’t wait that long for change.
Why is everyone here always so critical of me? I have all the answers. I will come out of this smelling like a rose. Listen carefully to my message tonight. I promise to be done in time for the Celtics-Lakers game. Peace. Out.
By the way,where was the outrage when Chavez insulted George Bush at the U.N.? I can’t remember any columns or warnings about him then.
How desperate is BP? CEO Doug Suttles finally agreed to purchase 32 of the miracle oil-cleanup machines touted weeks ago by Kevin Costner, according to ABC News.
“We were confident the technology would work but we needed to test it at the extremes. We’ve done that and are excited by the results,” said Doug Suttles, BP’s chief operating officer. “We are very pleased with the results and today we have placed a significant order with OTS [Costner's Ocean Therapy Solutions] and will be working with them to rapidly manufacture and deploy 32 of their machines.”
The Waterworld actor was so appalled by Exxon-Valdez that he spent $20 million of his own money to develop a centrifuge that separates oil from water. His company, Costner’s Ocean Therapy Solutions, is not a joke.
Says Costner: “If 20 of my V20s [machines] would have been at the Exxon Valdez, 90 percent of that oil would have been cleaned up within the week.”
http://www.ots.org/
Barry is going to try to schmooze us tonight. Talk tough. Act tough. Furl his eyebrows. Blame BP. Tell you that the taxpayers are not going to pay a cent for this. Then quickly change topics. Talk about how cap and trade is needed. Wall Street reforms. Blah blah blah. The great schmoozer is about to embark on the schmooze of his life. Gag me with a spoon.
How ironic would it be if Hollywood save Barry’s presidency. Well at least the gulf. The former may already be a foregone conclusion. 1/23/13: End of an Error.
May be if Barry and Tony Hayward had viewed the Gulf through 3-D glasses they could have figured out a solution 5 weeks ago.
Blah blah blah BP blah blah blah BP blah blah blah alternative energy blah blah blah bright future
Larry – Were you inspired by the President this evening? I know I sure was. He made a call to action. The same way I have done with young activists.
See you soon
~~~ Hugs ~~
Hugo and Iran, America and Israel + Saudi Arabia, + … It is all the same.
I can finally release the information that I have been held captive here at a maximum security facility in Thief River Falls, Minnesota 5 days a week since last fall. Some might say it is for national security reasons. God knows Barack is in danger of assassination or Jack Bauer. Some might say it is a gulag situation where I am kept away from disclosing national security type info. Why would they furlough me on weekends then? For what ever reason I’m here in frostbite falls I am growing use to it. I am finally getting use to the Central time zone and the tv shows being on an hour too early. It took me about 5 months to get use to that. On the weekends I’m all messed up.
Well the NBA’s masterplan is unfolding as I have predicted. Lakers crush Celts in game 6. Look for game 7 to be more competitive but similar result. Lakers could have won 4 straight if they had not held back for tv revenue. Kobe will be MVP. Phil Jackson will win #11. David Stern will be smiling and counting money in his office. If not fixed then it’s staged but afterall that’s what tv is all about.
Well Barack looked and sounded very presidential last night. Of course he was sitting in his comfortable vibrating chair reading a telepromter. He was in his zone. He was in his element. No pesky reporters or constituents asking questions. No way to hold him accountable. Just his cabal and communist handlers telling him what a wonderful job he’s doing. Whatever. Fact remains he’s been distant and disinterested since the begining of the gulf episode. Almost as though he hopes it will go away on its own. What a pantload. Fraud. No leadership. No real outrage. Just staged controlled anger. Can’t let them see you sweat. I just get upset thinking about it.
Impeachment now! Before there is nothing left in America worth saving and every fool is driving a freakin Prius shitbox.
Biden/Biden in 2012! A steak on ever grill and a Lincoln in every driveway!
Larry What did you think of Obama last evening? I think he hit it out of the park!
His conviction, passion, devotion and dedication were incredible!
Truly an amazing man
Want to go for coffee this week? I know you just love those double latte frappacinos :)
Idiots. I’m surrounded by idiots.
Barry is a good teleprompter reader. He should have been a network newsman. May be he can do that starting in 2013.
2013: End of an aweful Error
I did Chavez back in my oily days.
I did Sarah back in my oily days
I did Cher back in my oily days.
I did Jerry P back in my oily days
I did George back in his oily days.
It has finally happened. Everyone has left the website. Last one out turn out the lights.
Well I guess it is incumbant upon me to turn out the lights as the last person to leave the site. I will do that this morning a couple of comments before leaving.
Larry you have chosen a more bipartisan route the last 2 months. We tip our hats to you. No partisan shots at Sarah Palin or Rush Limbaugh or George W Bush or the GOP in general. This shows real growth Larry. We are proud of you.
Larry you showed some real conviction and resolution in the Sestak interview. Perhaps it was making a mountain out of a mole hill but you went after it. Similarly with your Franklin Institute Beatles Fest you were invested. Not just drive by comments with no investment or details. We salute you for your growth.
Larry we all know that you are a died in the wool liberal committed to big government spending and helping those that you’ve made dependent upon the government for future votes. You have been a staunch Obama supporter since it was evident that he would get the nomination. You reveled in his smooth talking Harvard educated elitist demeanor and dialogue. You uber liberals finally had a champion that could speak as articulately on the issues as the press. Though you have been as keen as the lapdog press to embrace every syllable that sprang from the great one’s mouth and have defended the anointed one incessantly there appears to be some clearheaded thinking going on. Chinks in the Obama armor are being depicted. The lovefest appears to be over. The First Pantload has been exposed. No fooling Larry anymore.
Finally the days of Free Air and road construction and parochial polticians are behind you. I know it’s difficult as a teleprompter newsman to separate yourself from the day to day “news stories” but it was inevitable as the blog format does not lend itself to fires or robberies or accidents or weather or construction or obituaries or feel good stories at the local level. Perhaps after all these years you have realized that. That too would be real growth.
So as I reach out to the last light switch to symbollically turn out the last light be well Larry Kane. Enjoy that life of retirement you so richly deserve. Enjoy the house in Boca and the cheeto and winecooler benders. Enjoy reruns of I Love Lucy and your VHS tapes of the “Best of Larry Kane”. Enjoy morning coffee at McDonalds with Fast Eddie and Snarlin Arlen waxing poetically about the good ole days.
Say good night Larry. We bid you a fair adieu.
Biden/Biden in 2012! In tribute to the greatest teleprompter reader of them all.
Did Larry die?
Did Larry die or something?
I had sex with a malamute back in my oily days.
Larry – Would you like to have me treat you to a cupcake and a frothy pot of coffee ?
Just LMK!
~~WB~~
We’re So Sorry Uncle Barry
We’re So Sorry If We Caused You Any Pain
We’re So Sorry Uncle Barry
But There’s No Money Left At Home
And I Believe I’m Gonna Drain
We’re So Sorry But We Haven’t Heard A Thing All Day
We’re So Sorry Uncle Barry
But If Anything Should Happen We’ll Be Sure To Give A Ring
We’re So Sorry Uncle Barry
But We Haven’t Done A Bloody Thing All Day
We’re So Sorry Uncle Barry
But The Gulf’s full of oil And We’re So Easily Called Away
Hand Across The Water (Water)
Heads Above The Oil
Hand Across The Water (Water)
Heads Above The Oil
Admiral Watson Notified Me
He Had To Have A HazMat Suit Or He Couldn’t Get To Sea
I Had Another Look And I Had A Cup Of Tea And Butter Pie
Did something happen to Larry?
Pump some spooge up the dike Larry, time to write something new. try a little harder this time, and maybe I’ll drop something for you!
Whatchu talkin about Willis? Stay outta my way, fool!
Has Larry been abducted by aliens?
Has Larry been hijacked by drug addicts and forced to smoke Meth?
Has Larry gone back to New Hampshire to visit Vito?
Has Larry been abducted by gays, taken to New Hope and forced to eat strudel and shop at antique shops?
Has Larry been abducted by the Nuke Crowd and stuffed in an empty missile silo in Qom?
Larry
Where are you? Please let us know that you are safe.
Maybe you are attending a pajamas party!
Hugs
~~WB~~
Has Larry been mistaken for Paul McCartney and taken to London to be prpoerly Knighted?
Would the party responsible for taking Larry please take Will Bunch as well?
Is Larry ion a South African hospital recovering from the effects of blowing a vuvuvela for 90 minutes?
Has Larry been apprehended by the FBI and is being intergogated under a bright spotlight for his involvement in revealing the Sestak bribe coverup?
A player from Slovakia named Sestak just got a yellow card in their game against Paraguay. The Obama Administration coverup is turning world wide.
Was that Michelle Obama spotted on Tony Hayward’s yacht in a tiny weeny yellow polka dot bikini? No wonder Barack is furious.
if chelle chelle was wearing a bikini there would be a red flag tied to her donkey zone
Our beaches are fine. Fine. Benzene is good for you. Take a dip. Tar balls? I haven’t seen any. That means the water in the Gulf is fine. Really. Eat some of this “blackened” shrimp. Just don’t ask me how it was blackened. Me? No, I’m not going in the water. I live here. The water is for tourists, who should keep coming because benzene is good for the skin and central nervous system.
By the way, I don’t blame BP. My political friends and I want to apologize to BP and Mr. Hayward for the U.S. government’s attempt to shake it down. Taxpayers from wealthy states should pay for the BP cleanup and bailout. I am sympathetic to BP shareholders who are complaining that they aren’t going to receive dividends until BP finishes cleaning up its mess. What mess? Our beaches look fine. Eat some marlin. Just don’t ask me why it tastes like diesel. GOP! We’re the Greasy Oily Pelican party!
Has Larry flown to Louisiana to help with the cleanup? Photo opp with Anderson Cooper?
Has Larry run out of stupid topics and is forced with coming up with an original subject?
Has Larry been caddieing for Tigewr Woods? May be he can learn something from Tiger.
I heard there were tar balls in Panama City. Well, then don’t go to Central America, people. Our beaches are fine. The water is refreshing, like stopping by a truck station and spending a few hours with a prostitute who is perfumed with diesel and sweat. Let’s get some more wells going and let’s reduce regulation so the free market will take care of us and our friends in the oil business, ok?
You know, Haley, that’s not going to happen. We are going to lock down BP and nationalize the company. We are going to use this catastrophy to shutdown all offshore drilling. Hell, we’ll shutdown all US drilling. Hell, we’ll make it illegal to use fossil fuels. Hell, we’ll use this as an opportunity to shove cap&trade down everyone’s throat. This is working out better than I had ever imagined. Peace. Out.
We’re going to drill ANWAR — the Alabama Natural Wilderness Adverse Rednecks! They’re full of oil. And it isn’t because they spent time in the water near our pristine white beaches. Remember: Alamaba has white beaches, and I’m not just talking about the sand!
Haley, Alabama is 27% black so I doubt the beaches are 100% white. Besides black folks like the beach as well. I thought you might be making an Uncle Remus reference you old racist. No drilling in Alabama. No drilling in the US. I’ll shut those damn oil companies down for good! Peace. Out.
Has Larry been influenced by the Moonies and now living in their commune in Tarrytown, NY?
You ain’t gonna shut down any oil companies. There’s all kinds of bubbas in my state with motorboats and four-wheelers. White bubbas mind you. We call them “white sand” beaches for a reason. They use oil for everything including their trailer park cooking.
Larry must be gone forever. Perhaps he was the last victim of Joran van der Sloot.
Larry
I am hosting a roundtable on the plight of American journalists later this week. So far we have only 2 RSVPs. Can you help me get the word out? Any “push” would be greatly appreciated.
I can give you a “push” in return, poogums :)
Will, please do an obituary on Larry. He has passed on.
I got a DeWalt drill with a 1/2″ bit and now I’m drilling for oil!
Sarah, I have a 1/2″ bit that I’d like to drill with too but that’s another story. There will be no drilling for oil anywhere in America by my decree. That includes those of you close enough to see Russia from their backyard. Peace. Out.
Oh, Barry. You’re so silly. I know that from my time in the great state of Alaska as governor of a state with oil pipelines that flow from across the great one, Denali, that you will never ban all drilling. That’s just some puff that the mainstream media is trying to hate on you with just like they hate on me by moving in next door to my family and trying to see how Trig’s nanny feeds him mashed peas and grizzly salad while I’m out all over the country to make money from my pageant training. I think offshore drilling exploration is a big mistake and that there should be more oil in the Alaska state great pipeline that I helped to build as leader of the Wasilla community of meth addicted drillers, like my son-in-law guy who did that abstainint only thing on Bristol when some of it got out of her mouth on on her panties. Oops! That’s why I love America and know that you pal around with oil terrorists who sell oil that isn’t in my oily pipeline that Todd knows when I was the governor he should only use in private because of his conflict of snowmobile iron races in the tundra ecosystems of my experience as an executive leading a state nearly as populated as Portland, Maine.
The American Spectator
Our Caudillo President
By Ben Stein on 6.16.10 @ 6:10AM
As I write this on Monday night, there are rumors around that BP will agree
to President Barack Obama’s demand that the oil giant “voluntarily” put
about $30 billion into a fund to be administered by the government to
compensate victims of the Gulf of Mexico oil disaster.
Now, no one disputes that this is a real disaster and that BP acted
irresponsibly in commissioning Trans-Ocean and Halliburton to drill for oil
in waters so deep that if a failure occurred there would be no way to fix
it — at least until major damage had been done. BP, Trans-Ocean, and
Halliburton, as well as the individuals involved, have much to answer for.
But the action of the President in demanding this immense transfer of the
stockholders’ wealth without any legislation or court decision is extremely
worrisome.
We live in a Constitutional Republic. The President’s job under the
Constitution is to enforce the laws made by the elected Congress. His job is
not to create new laws and enforce them all by himself. His job is as
magistrate under the Constitution, not as Caudillo. He is not the law. He is
supposed to enforce what Congress decides.
The BP behavior is reminiscent of how, immediately after assuming office,
Mr. Obama, with no Congressional authority or administrative allowance,
simply made a phone call to fire the head of GM. When I called the White
House press office to ask under what law or regulation Mr. Obama was acting,
I was told he did not need a law. If the government put a lot of money into
GM, it could call the shots at GM, I was told. But under what authority, I
asked. “None needed,” was the final answer.
Without any new legislation, President Obama has used returned TARP money as
a political slush fund to prop up favorite industries. This is the same
problem: serious executive action without legislative authority.
The same goes for Mr. Obama’s demand that BP pay the lost wages of oil and
gas workers suspended from work because of the moratorium on Gulf of Mexico
underseas drilling. There simply was no legislation allowing this kind of
specific demand. Mr. Obama’s demand was in the nature of a threat, more than
a Constitutional act.
Of course, every President tries “jawboning” to restrain steel company price
increases or something similar. But to create specific enactments and
actions without any authority — now Mr. Obama’s specialty — is so at odds
with the law of the land that it terrifies me. These are not the acts of a
teacher on Constitutional law. These are the acts of a big city boss or a
third world dictator. If you want to know why business has pulled in its
horns and hunkered down, and why people at tea parties and elsewhere are
scared, look no further than Barack “I Am The Law” Obama.
Is there anyone in Congress to stop him? Is there anyone in a black robe to
stop him? Or is everyone already too scared to challenge the Duce in the
White House?
I would be honored and priveleged to write Larry’s obit.
When the time comes…
But for now, he is out there blazing the trail and being a great journalist and one helluva great guy, friend, mentor, and spirtual advisor.
I HEART LK :)
Larry has been spotted working at the concession stand at the Oreland Swim Club. Times must be tough.
The expression is from the sublime to the ridiculous. Sacre bleu!
Ever since I put a lucky rabbit foot in my anus my luck has changed. I wish Gary had such a rabbit foot, he’d be alive today if he did.
Oh, Barry. You’re so silly. I know that from my time in the great state of Alaska as governor of a state with oil pipelines that flow from across the great one, Denali, that you will never ban all drilling. That’s just some puff that the mainstream media is trying to hate on you with just like they hate on me by moving in next door to my family and trying to see how Trig’s nanny feeds him mashed peas and grizzly salad while I’m out all over the country to make money from my pageant training. I think offshore drilling exploration is a big mistake and that there should be more oil in the Alaska state great pipeline that I helped to build as leader of the Wasilla community of meth addicted drillers, like my son-in-law guy who did that abstainint only thing on Bristol when some of it got out of her mouth on on her panties. Oops! That’s why I love America and know that you pal around with oil terrorists who sell oil that isn’t in my oily pipeline that Todd knows when I was the governor he should only use in private because of his conflict of snowmobile iron races in the tundra ecosystems of my experience as an executive leading a state nearly as populated as Portland, Maine.
Larry
Hope you are beating the heat!
May I recommend a great treat for you?
Its a half-caf, decaf, iced mango infused whipped latte frappaciuno
I also add a little dash of cinnamon for my sweeet tooth!
Enjoy
~~W~~
6.22.10
Larry I wanted to thank you for the mention in your fine article. It’s not often that my name comes up in any articles after my winter oil give away program. Even Joe Kennedy stops calling during the summer months.
Some Army rat had the audacity to call me Joe Biteme
Has anyone seen Josh Shapiro lately?
Larry, I’ve been hanging out here for weeks without any attention. What’s up dude? Maybe you are the dork everyone has been calling you. I put dorks below nerds, and Larry in reference to my old navy days it’s all dorks on hand including you. Actually the old saying is all hands on dorks or is that deck, either way Larry I need some new publicity. If you give me the right (left) kind of promotion I need maybe I’ll hire you to come on my campaign tour with me so that you can write another book.
You could call the book “SESTAK REVEALED”
“This is Philadelphia, best sports community in America”. Larry have you even begun to count the championships that the Boston teams have won? From the Celtics to the Bruins to the Patriots and the Red Sox, Philly is not even close to the best.
McCrystal is going to need my lucky rabbit foot tomorrow so Obama doesn’t let him resign. I’ve got to admire his criticism, Obama was probably deer in headlights around the military brass, and could not make a decision about troops. What in Obama’s experience of community organizing could have prepared him to be with the smartest most powerful military general in the entire world? McCrystal has a long resume of success, so he knows bullshit on sight, and that was Obama/Biden. My guess is Obama keeps him, you dont want McCrystal to be retired and writing a book before November election, because his book is going to be corraborated by the best and brightest generals and it will not be a pretty picture of Obama as commander and chief.
bruins pick up nathan horton for virtually nothing,wonder if sickofhawks still thinks they’ll suck next year.
Can anyone spare a dime for a disgraced general who criticized civilian control of the military, a system devised by the founding fathers?
McCrystal is dead nuts on concerning the Command in Thief and his band of incompetent bureaucrats but a general can not be insubordinant. Sacre bleu!
Can we sack the Commander in Thief as well? Vive la révolution! Sacre bleu!
It was easier when I was on SNL. I looked faaaabulous, darling.
McCrystal got tired of all the BS, fool. He wanted to kick ass and take names. Obama had him fighting some namby pamby war, fool. He wanted out. He be joining the A-Team now, fool.
Yes, war against Islamic extremists is namby pamby. Why do you hate America you mohawked gold chain turd?
You da fool, fake Fish. Obama is more concerned with PR, PC and civilian casualties. Kick ass and take names. No more futzing around. Kill terrorists and anyone that gets in the way, fool.
Leo, you are puppeting me again. Weak effort from the ponytailed one. You probably have gold chain to complete your ensemble.
Nice try Obama. Bring in Bush’s old general, what’s next hiring Karl Rove as an advisor? Maybe Dick Cheney could sit in for Joe Biteme for a while. Obama you look more and more like Larry Kane every day. Can’t take a little critisism and only speak thorugh a teleprompter. You both deserve each other. Larry with his “no holds barred” and you Obama with your “hope and change”. Good luck trying to maintain those slogans. Better yet why not say what you really mean, Larry your new slogan is “Write down the middle”, and you Obama, let’s just say “Hope and No Change”.
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Sack the Commander in Thief! Sacre bleu!
I just pooped out the rabbit’s foot. Time to wash and dry and reinsert! It works, so don’t knock it, Gary would be alive today if he used a lucky rabbit’s foot as a butt plug!
what we have to ask as former child stars is: If Larry Kane were a star would he have successfully pooped out what he has presented. The Answer is no, he is checking himself versus law enforcement, but almost always wrong!
I am a stripper. I am called McChrystal. I don’t like eating dinner with the French.