Comments on: Hospital Trouble? – Soda Sugar Tax, Candy Next? – Fab Four Webcast

By: VP Joe from Scranton

VP Joe from Scranton — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 12:31:38 +0000

Fox News said the settlement disaster was just one of a “trail of stinging snubs, cringe-worthy blunders and one-word headlines in Israel newspapers: ‘Embarrassment.’”
Were they on the same trip I was? I was talking tough to Netanyahu and the Israelis but hid behind the pomp and circumstance and smiled at photo ops. I was a Tiger. No Dr Jill I don’t mean I visited 6 or 7 mistresses. God knows I have far fewer than that in Israel. One to be exact. Another one in Jordan and one in Lebanon but they don’t count right? I was focused and aggressive and spoke from the heart. Photo op smiles concealed the burning rage. My once good friends are putting the screws to me and our country to save face in their own country. I told them off. I told them good!
Nice to be back on American soil. We are only on an Orange Alert here. Everyday in Israel is Code Red. This nutjob in Iran needs to be neutered. His sabber rattling has created incredible tension in the region. Israel wants to launch F-16 strikes on all known missile and nuc development sites. I’m not sure how long we can hold them off. They would prefer that we do it. We are out of Iran’s missile range.
I’ll be out celebrating St Patty’s Day tomorrow night after my Saturday routine at St Patricks Parish in Wilmington. Green beer. Corned beef and cabbage. Green tie. Green sweater. Oh yeah I’m Irish. I’m bummed that they canceled the parade. As long as they don’t cancel the drinking!
Ahhh I long for the Summer and those special nights at the Parrott. Jack Russell will be joining me at the Parrott this Summer. He’s joined my campaign. He’s sponsoring a bike ride from Rehoboth to Cape May using the ferry. Or is that fairy?

Biden/Biden in 2012! Hillary is starting to look better and better.

By: Poppy Seed

Poppy Seed — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 02:01:32 +0000

It will be interesting to see what type of health insuance coverage Harry Reid’s wife will enjoy after her horrendous car accident versus what would have been covered if they had the public option or whatever the Congress proposes as coverage for the uninsured under the current Bill. Would Mrs Reid be able to get the same treatmnet and specialist that she is getting tonight? Lets use this tragedy to further politicize healthcare.

By: Glenn Beck

Glenn Beck — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 22:00:01 +0000

I needed an enema. I almost died when our lousy healthcare system botched my rectal surgery. And I got to see the good doctors. The smart ones. Kill healthcare reform! Go Massa! Tickle me!

By: Poppy Seed

Poppy Seed — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 18:19:19 +0000

How about this Rahm Emanual running around naked trying to get votes. Is that so wrong? Massa use to give his young subordinate roomates enamas to cleanse their bowels, that seems much crazier than just going without a towel.

By: Glenn Beck

Glenn Beck — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 16:07:48 +0000

See my show with Massa? He was my Massa. I waste your time.

By: VP Joe from Scranton

VP Joe from Scranton — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 14:27:33 +0000

I just saw the Patrick Kennedy meltdown on a CNN feed here on US2 as we approach Andrews AFB. This complete idiot would be a DMV clerk in RI had he not inherited a multi-million dollar trust fund as a Kennedy. He is an embarrassment to the Kennedy name and that is really saying something.
How can the apple fall so far from the tree? I guess Ted would blame that too on Joan and genetics. The curse of fat Ted continues at least until November.

Biden/Biden in 2012! Is there no legit Dem left in DC except for me?

By: Lord Abott

Lord Abott — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 12:22:33 +0000

Patrick Kennedy will be remebered for coming
unhinged over the lack of press covering
Congress. He had a point, but it was so shrill,
where was this crazy convition when he was not
a lame duck. He actually helped voters see why
they dislike the current crop of politcians.
There will be quite an upheaval this November
thanks to weaklings like Kennedy.

Massa is a sick puppy, likes to actually sleep
With his staffers and boasts he does it to save
his own money. I can’t wait for this up or down
vote on healthcare. Men like Kennedy and Massa
are Gods gifts to Republicans and to the the
failure of Obamacare

By: VP Joe from Scranton

VP Joe from Scranton — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 11:27:37 +0000

As US2 wings its way back across the Atlantic I take great pride in my missionary and herculean efforts in Israel. Barack has scared the Israelis into believing he’s more pro-Arab than pro-Israel. His prevailing message has not been received well in Tel Aviv. Israel already feels alone in the region surrounded by hungry wolves. Their best deterrent was the US. Mess with us and you are messing with the US was their credo. Now they are not so sure. America elects a Muslim as President. He tries to smooth over tensions with the Jihadists. He visits the towelheads before he visits Israel. He is no longer welcome or trusted by the Israelis.
Enter the old political salt. Well I’m not really that old. Don’t be fooled by my hairplugged gray hair or my younger wife. Don’t be fooled by my incessant gaffes or diarrhea of the mouth. Don’t be fooled by the old man smell or the Lincoln I drive. I am the MAN now. I’m the one making key decisions. I’m the one pulling the strings. I’m the brains behind this operation. Like the Wizard in the Wizard of Oz I hold the future of this nation in my meticulously manicured hands.
Did you like the way I told Israel that we were their best friend? Then told them as their best friend we had to tell them they were making bad decisions in the Gaza. Genius. Pure genius. Do you think they bought that crap? I’m not sure. I was off to my return flight immediately following the speech.
I missed American Idol while I was gone. Who did well? Who went home. This is a real bad bunch of men this year.

Biden/Biden in 2010! Impeachment is the ultimate solution.

By: Left Breathless

Left Breathless — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 03:25:12 +0000

Things go better with Coke
It’s the real thing
Larry drinks winecoolers which are wine and soda. Does he get taxed?

By: Pussy Foot

Pussy Foot — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 23:32:22 +0000

A tax on sugar soda is a great idea. Water is virtually free, so the poor can drink that, plus its healthier, which will save on the medicade expense of treating the poor. For anyone who has seen Precious, taxing sugar soda, especially in the inner city is agreat idea. Increasing the cigarett tax comparable to NYC is also a great idea, so as to reduce the interstate arbitrage of about $50 per carton, which is the current spread beteen PA and NYC for a carton, crazy right? Sin taxes are a great source of revenue and have the greatest health and welfare benefit to the poor, what’s not to like?