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By: VP Joe from Scranton

VP Joe from Scranton — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 11:31:25 +0000

Waiting for the peace talks to resume here in Israel. More on that in a minute.
Back to my regular schedule. I fell asleep during 24 last night. That never use to happen. Is it just me or is it far less compelling this year? Or am I getting too old? Is it the 3 scoops of Butter Pecan ice cream I eat every night at 9PM? I live such a stressfull life.
The Grim Repeaper appears legitimately concerned about Ed but I suspect he is just trying to draw Ed out into the open for a kill shot. Beware the Grim Repearer Ed except on Halloween.
Barack sends me to Israel for MidEast Peace Talks because:
a) It’s to dangerous for him to go
b) It’s a lost cause he is distancing himself from
c) He has pressing domestic issues to attend to like healthcare takeover
d) Israel views Barack as anti-Israel
e) I have nothing better to do than ride the train back and forth to Wilmington
f) Hillary Clinton is in Beverly Hills for liposuction this week
g) All the above
Has anyone else noticed that Larry has fallen back into his bad habits? This topic is now on day 5. Could it be that the grueling Ticket to Ride schedule coupled with his one night a week Voice of Reason gig are bogging him down? Is he in therapy after all the snow? Is he in NYC at Fox News being converted to a conservative? I’ll have the secret service look in on him to insure he’s okay.

Biden/Biden in 2012! Impeach this cheeky bastard.

By: Grim Reaper

Grim Reaper — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 01:15:37 +0000

Anyone remember nasty old Ed who hated everyone and everthing? He hasn’t been here in awhile. When bloggers die you really never know for sure what happened to them. Maybe one of his heirs will post to let us know.

By: VP Joe from Scranton

VP Joe from Scranton — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 13:11:21 +0000

Waiting for the 8:05. I slept in this morning after watching the Oscars last night. Jeff Bridges WTF? I haven’t seen an acceptance that inane since the indian girl accepted for Marlon Brandon and that is saying something with these Hollywood nitwits. And that Ben Stiller Avatar skit. Aweful. Stupid. Who comes up with these lame stunts and the idiotic banter. They’d be better without a host and it would be shorter too. Why must this lame event last into the wee hours? I wish I had not stayed up.
Who said Larry was supporting The Hurt Locker? Larry is a commie pinko liberal that distains violence and particularly war. He would have been cheering for Avatar. Even though he does not even know what an avatar is. Can you see Larry sitting in a theater with 3-D glasses and the common folk? Not me. Larry is a front runner.
Is there anyone out there who thinks Steve Martin is funny? Funny looking maybe but not funny haha.
Larry I’m surprised Ticket to Ride was not up for an Oscar. Perhaps they had difficulty coming up for a category. “Most Lame Attempt to Revive a Career by a Washed Up Teleprompter Reader involving Washed Up Former Artists”?
Tomorrow we can get back to the business of the nation. Today we will revel in the stupidity that is the Oscars and Hollywood.

Biden/Biden in 2010! No avatars necessary

By: Pussy Foot

Pussy Foot — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 02:21:46 +0000

Wow, I won’t pussy foot around, those awards are not too good, what does Doogie Houser have to do with movies? Neil Patrick Harris is a mediocre TV actor, who happens to be unusually gay. Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin are decent. But, to mock that the room was filled with the mother lode of Jews, is that funny? or is Martin using humor to say something else? It was pretty uncomfortable to some I think, but very funny to others. It’s probably okay because its Hollywood making that type joke, right???

By: Lord Abott

Lord Abott — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 00:49:23 +0000

Larry, its Oscar time, I’m betting you’re
rooting for Hurt Locker. We’ll see soon
enough. Hollywood had a pretty good year
with 3D, looks like its here to stay. I
know you use to go to Silent Movies on
Saturdays for a nickel and for another
Nickel all the pop corn you could eat.
You porbably complained when the color films
came out and you had to pay a quarter.
Have you ever seen one of these $15 3D
movies? I have not, but kind of curious,
but I hear Avatar has an anti American
theme, why don’t you give us a movie
review so we will know what to think.

By: the other, other, other jim

the other, other, other jim — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 21:03:05 +0000

The Obamanation of America must end!

By: VP Joe from Scranton

VP Joe from Scranton — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 13:57:46 +0000

As I munch away at my breakfast I have come to pause over Poppy Seed’s comments. Did I mention that Dr Jill cooked up some pigs in a blanket this AM? Thank you Dr Jill. I have a pig in a blanket for you you vixen.
Barack is also in a corner. If he pushes more of the same socialistic agenda he’s been touting he stands to further alienate 80% of America. If he ceases the socialistic nonsense and moves to a more centrist position he will lose support of the looney left. You know guys lkie Bill Maher, Rachel Maddow, Keith Olberman and Larry Kane. They’ll say he abandoned his liber principles. Choice seems pretty clear to me.
I tend to agree with his shit or get off the pot vote on healthcare. Either it squeeks through or it gets crushed. Either way it is behind us. The whole healthcare debate which was intended to be a smoke screen for the real problems in the country like jobs and the deficit. The smoke screen has been revealed. The American public saw through it and are outraged by it. Barack will have to find another red herring to distract the public from his incompetence and ineffectiveness. Global warming? Energy shifts? Good luck with that.

Biden and Biden in 2010! First Delaware next the World!

By: Poppy Seed

Poppy Seed — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 12:30:29 +0000

I like the smell of old men, musty, farty, tabaco smelling old men with bad breath are good for the country. We have a young dapper president who smells like sweet Armani Code, and how’s that working out? Wisdom comes with age, Dick Cheney, God bless and protect his weak heart, had experience senate, chief of the military, presidential advisor since Geranld Ford. He knew to establsih military tribunals and to treat 9/11 as a call for war on radical Islam, It’s that kind of experience that makes for great leaders. Reagan was oldest president ever elected. No OOJ, no more no names from nowhere. We need proven intellect and charisma. Newt has the intellect and Mitt has the charisma and beauty. Now he is a beutifil sweet smelling man with fresh breath if thats what you like. Take your pick, it will be either or both.

Newt also knew how to get things done in Congress. He was a bit of a dick in the 90s, but he has matured and checked his pricky ego. Newt has worked with Sharpton on schools, he is much improved and you will like the new Newt. Mitt could still pose nude and sell magazines, and he’s from MA. Nude politicans from MA are very popular now!

Has anyone read a review on Larry’s ticket to ride show? I saw Hurt Locker last night. It was pretty good, Surprised it was directed by a woman. It was good to remind people that there is a war and sarifice going on everyday. Also not too anti American, the theme of white Amercian cowboy was refreshing. Virle brave white men like James settled the west and fought the wars since the founding of our country. It was nice to not see the typical Hollywood aniti american portrayal of military.

With Obama its MOURNING in America instead of Morning in Amercia. His life orientation is too steeped in government reliance and dependence, and it has turned off the majoritiy of the people who took a flyer and gave him a chance.

By: the other, other, other jim

the other, other, other jim — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 04:42:16 +0000

GOP will not run another old timer with long term ties to Congress. Newt is a toad. Senator Paul Ryan and Governor Bob McDonnell are the top candidates. No more old man smell or old cheese.

By: David Smirnoff

David Smirnoff — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 21:46:30 +0000

Healthcare will fail on the up or down vote. Obama is in a box, he needs the vote to put it to bed and turn the page on a disaterous first year. He still cannont explain what it is and no one, even liberal Democrats, accpet that somehow it saves money. If Republicans repsond with healthcare REFORM instead of overhaul, Americans will be all ears, it will pass and they will sweep themselves into both Houses of Congress. Newt Gingrich and Mitt Romney will be front runners in 2012 and will join forces on a ticket that will end the Obama presidency, thank God, Mosses and Allah!

Military Tribunal will be used for Shek Muhamad trial, vindicating Bush/Cheney treatment of enemy combatants. Obama will do major shake-up before November, but the professor is not going to make a come back. His rhetoric is proven to be hollow and he should have waited to run, its a sad outcome for the first black president, as a Democrat I was really rooting for him.