Republicans Need A Horse – Idiot Drivers Infest Area Roadways
The GOP, fresh from the CPAC week of Obama-bashing and doomsday scenarios, is on an election year high, but glancing at the events, you have to wonder if the Grand Old Party can find a horse for the course. I mean, show me the money candidate? Mitt Romney? Sarah Palin? Newt? I mean, Rick Santorum might have a better shot. Let’s face it. Issues are important, but in the end Americans choose their Presidents based on their own comfort level. There is a candidate with a real chance. Haley Barbour, Governor of Mississippi, is charming, bright and could sweep the South. There is one problem. He’s probably not right-wing enough for the Tea Party, the Palin-ites, and the people who would like to control the GOP, and care nothing about winning elections.
No wonder Michael Smerconish has changed his registration to Independent. No surprise to me. He’s always been one – an independent that is.
In the meantime, despite his challenges, Barack Obama has a great opportunity to rebound if he decides, at least for a few weeks, to focus on several key issues. The President will start this week by trying to produce a new and acceptable health care bill. That will be a good start.
ROAD IDIOTS -
I’m amazed by the drivers who are clueless to the current conditions. High snow banks mean that cars in the right lane could crash if cars in the left lane squeeze them over. That could also happen to people who pass on the right, forcing drivers on the left into who knows what. Yet, some of the roadway imbeciles in our community are still driving like it was August. Have you noticed that? If you are one of these thoughtless drivers who may kill someone with your road idiocy, I n: stay home, or take the train. At the very least, you could be an organ donor. Actually, everyone should.
YES. IT’S “LIVE”–
Some of you have written to my web site email, asking me about the show I’m doing at the Franklin Institute 12 times in March. The biggest question: is it live or on tape? It is a “live show” on stage. I will be sharing the “inside” of the great Beatles tours, accompanied by film, videotape, exclusive interviews, and hopefully, lots of memories, and fun. There will be lots of special moments. I hope you can join us. But if you plan on bringing children under 10, I would recommend the 5 P.M. shows on Saturdays. These programs will not include the references to adult situations included in the other shows.
In case you’re wondering about THOSE shows: These will include situations that the Beatles faced and that this reporter saw. But they are not R-rated – just very funny.
Comments(6)
Odd, Larry mentioned the Beatles. Can we rename the show “Meal ticket to ride?”
“If you are one of these thoughtless drivers who may kill someone with your road idiocy, I n: stay home, or take the train. At the very least, you could be an organ donor. Actually, everyone should.”
Hey, I like to battle on the roads. Where do you get off telling people to take the train? Who are these idiots trying to drive in the right lane with all the snow over there? Right lane, right wing, it’s all pretty much idiocy.
Thanks for the heads up on the “dirty adult” ticket to ride shows. I was going to bring my nieces who are 10 and 12, but now will bring them to the 5pm Saturday show. They only know Beatles from guitar hero and I wanted them to know the real story, but a G-rated story only.
Will woman be throwing their bras and soiled panties on stage at the other adult shows? Probably a lot of sex, drugs and rock and roll talk… I might take the girls to the Saturday show and come back with my friends for the adult shows. Can we drink and smoke weed inside the theater or just in the bathrooms?
Dick Cheney hospitalized with heat pain!
I bet he’s getting everying on the record
In case he drops suddenly, history is going
to be very good to Darth Vader. Today Eric
Holder annouced we were at WAR! The subway
bomber came this close to major attack,
Cheney woke up Obama admistration just in
time. Cheney’s contribution to America’s
security will be his greatest achievement
and he will be noted as greatest VP who
never went on to become a president, he was
sent by God to save our country, his work is
done but his contribtion will be remembered
in 200 years and will be forever studied by
students of American history.
Dick Cheney had palpitations when he heard there was going to be “snowboarding” at the Olympics. It is not torture.
Dick does Dallas! Does anyone know
someone under the age of 50 who is
named Richard but asks to be called
Dick? Who names their kid Richard and
thinks we could also call him Rich or
Richie, but no, let’s call the boy
Dick! Its crazy, how does Richard even
shorten to Dick?