Comments on: Memories of The Great Snow of 2003, and Advance Look at the Harry Kalas Story http://www.larrykane.com/2010/02/05/memories-of-the-great-snow-of-2003-and-advance-look-at-the-harry-kalas-story/ LarryKane.com Sun, 12 Dec 2010 22:25:59 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: VP Joe from Scranton http://www.larrykane.com/2010/02/05/memories-of-the-great-snow-of-2003-and-advance-look-at-the-harry-kalas-story/comment-page-1/#comment-17435 VP Joe from Scranton Sun, 07 Feb 2010 13:14:43 +0000 http://www.larrykane.com/?p=993#comment-17435 Coming off a Jack hangover. Passed out around 8PM. I'm not sure if I'm well rested or just still wasted. It was like a scene stolen from Jack Nicholson's movie 'The Shining' around here yesterday. Everyone was going a bit loony. It got scary until the Jack got the best of me. The snowplows got here around 11AM. So much for national security. The Russkis could have fired off all their ICBMs and we would have been powerless to stop them. Between phone and power lines down and lack of mobility we were a sitting duck. We had govt officials more interested in making snow angels than monitoring ICBMs. Winter wonterland my ass. Ed I have some input for your dilemma. I have vast experience with live in maids and nannies. A man of means like Lord Abott may chime in as well. Anyway. The Russki babe is less likely to have sex with you. She'll have a bad attitude. She'd likely be casing your joint for a Russki mob. Your place will be next on their list of places to rob. As for the Peruvian girl she will be far more likely to have sex and be more pleasant to be around. She'll do a half ass job cleaning and blame it on the language barrier. She'll be calling in sick often leaving you hanging. She too will be casing your place for a Colombian mob crew to rob you blind. Pretty much same end result either way. I'd opt for a Scandanavian chick like Tiger. They are all beautiful and dependable workers. You don't hear about Swedish mob crews robbing homes. You don't hear about Norse nannies killing their families. A much better choice. If you are forced to choose between Anna and Charo make sure they wear a french maid's outfit when they are working. And inventory your possessions on a videocamera for insurance purposes. I hope that helps. Stop swingin' the bat. Put the bat down, Dr Jill. Dr Jill? Give me the bat... Impeachment in 2010! Before we all go mad! Sent Via Blackberry by Verizon Coming off a Jack hangover. Passed out around 8PM. I’m not sure if I’m well rested or just still wasted. It was like a scene stolen from Jack Nicholson’s movie ‘The Shining’ around here yesterday. Everyone was going a bit loony. It got scary until the Jack got the best of me.
The snowplows got here around 11AM. So much for national security. The Russkis could have fired off all their ICBMs and we would have been powerless to stop them. Between phone and power lines down and lack of mobility we were a sitting duck. We had govt officials more interested in making snow angels than monitoring ICBMs. Winter wonterland my ass.
Ed I have some input for your dilemma. I have vast experience with live in maids and nannies. A man of means like Lord Abott may chime in as well. Anyway. The Russki babe is less likely to have sex with you. She’ll have a bad attitude. She’d likely be casing your joint for a Russki mob. Your place will be next on their list of places to rob.
As for the Peruvian girl she will be far more likely to have sex and be more pleasant to be around. She’ll do a half ass job cleaning and blame it on the language barrier. She’ll be calling in sick often leaving you hanging. She too will be casing your place for a Colombian mob crew to rob you blind. Pretty much same end result either way. I’d opt for a Scandanavian chick like Tiger. They are all beautiful and dependable workers. You don’t hear about Swedish mob crews robbing homes. You don’t hear about Norse nannies killing their families. A much better choice.
If you are forced to choose between Anna and Charo make sure they wear a french maid’s outfit when they are working. And inventory your possessions on a videocamera for insurance purposes. I hope that helps.
Stop swingin’ the bat. Put the bat down, Dr Jill. Dr Jill? Give me the bat…

Impeachment in 2010! Before we all go mad!

Sent Via Blackberry by Verizon

]]> By: Ed http://www.larrykane.com/2010/02/05/memories-of-the-great-snow-of-2003-and-advance-look-at-the-harry-kalas-story/comment-page-1/#comment-17432 Ed Sun, 07 Feb 2010 01:34:12 +0000 http://www.larrykane.com/?p=993#comment-17432 YAP, the Ruskie works for my sister and she's already damaged their hardwood floors, the towel bar in the guest bathroom, and the exhaust fan in the kitchen. However she does look a bit like Anna. So Sarah speaks tonight at the Tea Party for a mere $100,000. Larry should be so lucky with his Ticket To Ride extravaganza at the Franklin Institute. Am I tuning in? Maybe for $5.00 worth. YAP, the Ruskie works for my sister and she’s already damaged their hardwood floors, the towel bar in the guest bathroom, and the exhaust fan in the kitchen. However she does look a bit like Anna.
So Sarah speaks tonight at the Tea Party for a mere $100,000. Larry should be so lucky with his Ticket To Ride extravaganza at the Franklin Institute. Am I tuning in? Maybe for $5.00 worth.

]]> By: Lord Abott http://www.larrykane.com/2010/02/05/memories-of-the-great-snow-of-2003-and-advance-look-at-the-harry-kalas-story/comment-page-1/#comment-17431 Lord Abott Sun, 07 Feb 2010 01:25:16 +0000 http://www.larrykane.com/?p=993#comment-17431 Hey, Action Man, they are two great movies. You don't have to be a gay to like Julia, its for everyone, I hope you enjoy! The Hangover will be a classic, it is the Animal House of this era, excellent comedy! Has anyone seen Prescious yet? How about Up in the air or Hurt locker? Hey, Action Man, they are two great movies.
You don’t have to be a gay to like Julia,
its for everyone, I hope you enjoy!
The Hangover will be a classic, it is the
Animal House of this era, excellent comedy!

Has anyone seen Prescious yet? How about
Up in the air or Hurt locker?

]]> By: Lord Abott http://www.larrykane.com/2010/02/05/memories-of-the-great-snow-of-2003-and-advance-look-at-the-harry-kalas-story/comment-page-1/#comment-17430 Lord Abott Sun, 07 Feb 2010 00:34:10 +0000 http://www.larrykane.com/?p=993#comment-17430 Sarah Palin is getting $100k to speak at Tea Party convention. I don't understand it, but respect that there are a large number of white working class votors who are disenfranchised, and Palin is clicking with them as the liberals mock her and try to ingore her, yet they keep mentioning her at every turn. Our man Larry is a great example, if she was not important and significant why doea he talk about her or try to marginalize Her? Sarah Palin is getting $100k to speak at Tea Party
convention. I don’t understand it, but respect
that there are a large number of white working
class votors who are disenfranchised, and Palin
is clicking with them as the liberals mock her
and try to ingore her, yet they keep mentioning
her at every turn. Our man Larry is a great
example, if she was not important and significant
why doea he talk about her or try to marginalize
Her?

]]> By: Yankee Air Pirate http://www.larrykane.com/2010/02/05/memories-of-the-great-snow-of-2003-and-advance-look-at-the-harry-kalas-story/comment-page-1/#comment-17429 Yankee Air Pirate Sat, 06 Feb 2010 23:46:18 +0000 http://www.larrykane.com/?p=993#comment-17429 Ed-Go with the Russki,especially if she looks like Anna Kornikova (sic). Ed-Go with the Russki,especially if she looks like Anna Kornikova (sic).

]]> By: Dew Drop In http://www.larrykane.com/2010/02/05/memories-of-the-great-snow-of-2003-and-advance-look-at-the-harry-kalas-story/comment-page-1/#comment-17428 Dew Drop In Sat, 06 Feb 2010 23:25:44 +0000 http://www.larrykane.com/?p=993#comment-17428 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdtqtfXdR-c http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdtqtfXdR-c

]]> By: Bob Mangina http://www.larrykane.com/2010/02/05/memories-of-the-great-snow-of-2003-and-advance-look-at-the-harry-kalas-story/comment-page-1/#comment-17427 Bob Mangina Sat, 06 Feb 2010 22:40:01 +0000 http://www.larrykane.com/?p=993#comment-17427 This storm is so not 2003! Now that was a storm, I took five hits of acid and walked around center city looking at ice crystals. It was a life changing experience. Today I just smoked my bong then got dressed real warm and made snow angels, then came in and watched the cartoon channel before taking a nap, nothing like 2003. This storm is so not 2003! Now that was a storm, I took five hits of acid and walked around center city looking at ice crystals. It was a life changing experience. Today I just smoked my bong then got dressed real warm and made snow angels, then came in and watched the cartoon channel before taking a nap, nothing like 2003.

]]> By: Ed http://www.larrykane.com/2010/02/05/memories-of-the-great-snow-of-2003-and-advance-look-at-the-harry-kalas-story/comment-page-1/#comment-17426 Ed Sat, 06 Feb 2010 22:32:08 +0000 http://www.larrykane.com/?p=993#comment-17426 Oh what a day... trapped like a rat in a cage. Don't you just love when the news keeps telling you to stay home and keep off the streets. Actually I hate it when they tell me that, especially when they drive all over the place reporting that snow is coming down. Like I already don't know that. I decided to clean up some things since I haven't found a maid yet. The first thing I ruined was my computer screen and the second was my remote. I'm just praying that they both return to normal. Speaking of maids I'm undecided between a Russian and a cute little Peruvian. The Russian gets the job done but the Peruvian works that dust rag as if El Toro was making a charge. Oh what a day… trapped like a rat in a cage. Don’t you just love when the news keeps telling you to stay home and keep off the streets. Actually I hate it when they tell me that, especially when they drive all over the place reporting that snow is coming down. Like I already don’t know that. I decided to clean up some things since I haven’t found a maid yet. The first thing I ruined was my computer screen and the second was my remote. I’m just praying that they both return to normal. Speaking of maids I’m undecided between a Russian and a cute little Peruvian. The Russian gets the job done but the Peruvian works that dust rag as if El Toro was making a charge.

]]> By: Fish Filet http://www.larrykane.com/2010/02/05/memories-of-the-great-snow-of-2003-and-advance-look-at-the-harry-kalas-story/comment-page-1/#comment-17425 Fish Filet Sat, 06 Feb 2010 19:25:27 +0000 http://www.larrykane.com/?p=993#comment-17425 Larry, kudos on 3 consecutive topics without a shot at Sarah Palin. Your prejudice is no longer showing. Larry, kudos on 3 consecutive topics without a shot at Sarah Palin. Your prejudice is no longer showing.

]]> By: Fish Filet http://www.larrykane.com/2010/02/05/memories-of-the-great-snow-of-2003-and-advance-look-at-the-harry-kalas-story/comment-page-1/#comment-17424 Fish Filet Sat, 06 Feb 2010 19:23:46 +0000 http://www.larrykane.com/?p=993#comment-17424 VPJ,that's a fact Jack! VPJ,that’s a fact Jack!

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