Sex Rehab – Financial Rehab – Political Vengeance?
Mark it down. You heard it here first. This is going to be the month remembered as “Rehab January.”
Tiger Woods is reported to be in Mississippi at a sex rehab center, the first step in his apparent effort to fix the bad fix that he’s in. Meantime, ratings for golf are down with Tiger off the course. What will happen with the fearless champion of golf? He will obviously come back with a vengeance. Will Americans forgive him? No. But they will watch him in even greater numbers. People can be very harsh, but reality complicates their convictions. You have to wonder what’s really important to the people . Is it the spectacle or the rise and fall of the stars. Most of them should take the advice of Charles Barkley. He has said over and over again, “I am not a role model. I don’t pretend to be.”
He is also, as we learned on TV last year, not a great golfer.
This is also a month when a Senate vote in Massachusetts changed the landscape, and soon, the nation’s financial direction. It looks like Ben Bernanke may not be confirmed for another term as chief of the Federal Reserve. It also looks like Tim Geithner, the Treasury boss who may have secretly allowed bailout funds to reach cash-rich Goldman Sachs, may be sacked by the President. On those possibilities, I can only say that in the course of history, change can be good.
The political winds are blowing and Republicans think that they have those winds at their backs. In Bucks County, former Congressman Mike Fitzpatrick wants his old job back. He will sign up for a rematch in November with the man who narrowly beat him in 2006, Congressman Patrick Murphy. The Democrat rode a rising tide of anger to victory. This time, Fitzpatrick hopes to return the favor.
This is supposed to be a big Republican year. But not so fast. The Grand Old Party is not being represented well on the national stage. Sarah Palin continues to embarrass. Michael Steele gets mixed reviews. And the Republicans on Capitol Hill have not had a new idea in years. But then again, neither have the Democrats. Just because the President has been slipping lately, doesn’t mean the Republicans can win seats without earning them. More and more, people are looking for leadership, and new ideas.
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This was a devastating week for all of us
1) A landmark supreme court decision has stolen away all elections
2) More destruction and despair in Haiti
3) The defeat of Martha Cloakey, a wonderful woman in the Mass election.
4) Hannity and Rove gloating
I will work persisently and vigorously to support and uphold everything Obama stands for.
I will serve you, my loyal readers every single day until we see positive traction.
I am committed to this, and to my boss and mentor Brian Tierney. And to you, my readers. And of course, to you, Larry Kane
“Will Americans forgive him”? Larry Tiger wasn’t cheating on us, nor did he spit on a little girl in the stands ala Sir Charles. Nor did he kill his wife ala OJ. Nor did he dispose of losing dogs by setting them on fire, ala Vick. Nor did he rape a young woman in a hotel, ala Mike Tyson. Nor did he shoot his chauffeur ala Jason Williams. Nor did he attack fans in the stands ala Ron Artest. Nor did he strangle his coach, ala Latrel Sprewell. Nor did he shoot himself in his leg ala Plaxico Burress. Larry you might be right ……. Athletes don’t make for very good role models, unless you want to grow up and be a thug.
Year of rehab to be sure. John McCain has already sent Cindy to Betty Ford after she got on the pills again and appeared in pro-equal rights for homosexual marriage ads. It was illegal pills. Just like Limbaugh and his Viagra trips to Hispaniola. Lots of homeless young boys now . . . .
Larry makes a Saturday Surprise on his
blog! Mrs K must be out shopping today
and Larry was bored. Nice shot at Sarah
Palin, but what did she do to embarass this
week, as far as I know she took a job on
Fox news, and was honest about not doing
enough to teach her daughter to have avoided
teen pregnancy, that seemed more courageous
and refreshinly candid, she didn’t blame anyone
besides herself and daughter. They are also
pursuing support from Levi Johnson to hold
him accountable for his child, all that seems
positve, but Larry can’t help himself. I think
Palin is an idiot, but can’t we also be fair
about it? Not just trash her for good measure
to reassure liberal insecurities manifest
post Scott Brown Landslide?
Ed named a number of sports figures that are
not role models, what else do they have in
common?
Will- people like you are scary- a complete and unabashed member of sheep flock. This country is in bad shape when any voter believes 100% in any political party or candidate. This just may be contributing to the problems that we presently have- thanks to the clowns to the left of me and jokers to the right.
Bob- people like you are probably biased-a complete antisocial member of society. When an individual commits 100% to a party or a cause they lay it on the line. Unlike a wavering idiot like you who vacillates on every issue and thinks of what’s best for himself and not society as a whole.
Action News has a black weather woman!
I think she is the first ever black
Meterologist in Philadelpia, she might
have broken another color barrier, does
anyone remember a black weather woman?
If she’s the first its amazing that it
took until now. When you close your eyes
she sounds white, as Democrat Harry Reid
would say “no Negro Dialect”.
Ken Matz died today, a good looking newscaster
who was in Phildelphia market in 1990s, he
was 64.
Will, you ignorant slut. Only a baffoon would still be following Obama, mate. He’s so lost he couldn’t find a hooker in a brothel. Lost souls like you belong here on Sir Larry of Laughalot’s site, guv.
Awesome day yesterday. Window replacement demo at Home Depot was fascinating. Lots of shimming. I love shimming. Lots of weatherproofing talk. I like that too. Seared skate at the Deep Blue last night. You just can’t find good seared skate anymore. Must be a lost art. I got a couple of my grand daughter’s chicken fingers. It was like a surf and turf evening.
What to my wondering eyes should appear this morning but a bright and shiny new blog topic. Biased and inane as usual but a blog topic change nonetheless. Kudos on the quick turn Lar. See you can do it if you try. It’s not that hard. It’s just a matter of paying a little attention. Now if you would just remember how participate and interact a bit more with the ‘knuckleheads’ here you would have something. We might even cut you a little slack on your bias and choice of topics. Maybe a little slack.
You dangle a paragraph “He is also, as we learned on TV last year, not a great golfer.” Were you referring to Tiger or Barkley? It’s not clear like so many of your rushed points and criticisms.
Not so sure I’d go to Mississippi to cure my sexual problems. He may come back with a different set of sexual problems and partners. Soo wee.
Bernacke and Geithner were bad choice and bad performers. Like their boss they are Harvard elitests that are good with concepts but bad in practice. We’ll all be better when the 3 of them are gone. Is Bernie Madoff the next head of the Fed? Barney Frank? God bless us if he is.
Ahhh yes Larry the obligatory Sarah Palin shot. Never has anyone who has done so little and affected so few had such a profound effect on one Larry Kane. What is your deal? Why do you distain her so? In a week that you could have taken a legitimate swipe at John Edwards for his unconscionable behavior with a tramp campaign worker affecting a wife dying of cancer and then lying about his love child for a year hoping his wife would die before he had to come clean. But he’s spared because he’s a liberal and has a good heart huh Lar. You only serve to further embarrass yourself with your catty comments about Sarah Palin. At least she got a job on Fox News – fair and balanced. That’s a concept foreign to the press in generally and specifically to this site. Would you prefer another liber rump swab like Rachel Maddow or Keith Olberman?
“More and more, people are looking for leadership, and new ideas.” Yes those 60% of Americans that voted for what would become the Obamanation of America aren’t happy now. They are stuck with a lost soul that can read a speech on a teleprompter but can’t find a solution to one issue despite spending trillions of dollars. They are stuck with a lost soul hell bent on socializing America into a communistic state while Americans writhe and suffer through record unemployment and a horrid economy. They are stuck with an elitest dictator that tries to divert attention from his failed policies by turning the populace anger toward him and his failed regime toward the banks and bank CEOs. Leadership? New Ideas? Americans bought this fraud hook line and sinker. Now they have to suffer through 3 more of the worst years in American history because of his ‘leadership and new ideas’. You flaming liberals make me sick Larry. Sick!
Impeachment in 2010! Can it really get any worse?
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Good point about John Edwards. He was a VP
candidate and ran for president while
lying to his dying wife and the American
people. He was in the news this week, thus
a “newsmaker”, with obscene denial of his
own flesh and blood for two years. He also
wanted to get a doctor to falsify DNA test
to show him not to be the father. Can you
imagine what his ethics were as a personal
injury lawyer?
However, Larry Kane feels Sarah Palin
continued to embarass herself? Edwards
embarrassed and shamed himself and his
family in an unprecedented manner, yet
Larry is silent about John Edwards. This
pretty much says it all about the liberal
bias of Larry Kane.
John Edwards is the lowest form of vermin, mate. He deserves a slow and painful death like his wife is suffering. Her pain and agony have been accentuated by their public humiliation, mate. Perhaps some of her cancer cells should be injected into John. Yeah, that’s the ticket, mate!
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Paging Doctor Love to Emergency
Doctor Love to Emergency
I’m Doctor Love
I’m Doctor Love
Come be my patient
I’ll cure without a drug
I’m Doctor Love
I’m Doctor Love
Come be my patient
I’ll cure without a drug
I’m Doctor Love
You could call me the love doctor
Imma make you feel better
Sometimes pain is pleasure
Lay down on the stretcher
Love sick but I got the cure
So don’t you panic, babe
You’ll be begging me for more
After the surgery
Tell me when you’re sick again
In need of healing, I’ll be there for you
Love is like a vitamin
I got the feeling, so let me love you
Oh, Here’s what i’m gon’ do
Calling in code blue
About to rescue you, with my medicine
I’m Doctor Love
I’m Doctor Love
Come be my patient
I’ll cure without a drug
I’m Doctor Love
I’m Doctor Love
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I’ll cure without a drug
I’m Doctor Love
Please buy the Daily News. You would be contributing to the promotion of journalism. And you can read my drivel.
Will
PS I have a crush on Brian
I just landed the governor of South Carolina!
Tina Turner, I had you long before Sanford. Sanford is a fool; I’m a complete creep and lowlife.
I’m hiking the trail with Senator Brown!
I don’t truck with Breck girls Edwards. Try Limbaugh. You look young enough.
Was Larry Kane ever considered to be a
neutral voice in politcs or did he just
move to the left in recent years? I know he
thinks he’s even handed, but when you read what
he writes ( and doesn’t write e.g. John Edwards
etc.) You wonder if he knows he’s biased and
just thinks readers are stupid, or will be
swayed by his leftist bias. He is a remarkable
man, in that he keeps trying to tell the liberal
lies over and over as if to make them true.
My brother Wendell Potter is a former Cigna executive who has defamed the good name of the Cigna Insurance Company. He has gone on Dateline NBC and told lies about the reimbursement process. Insurance companies don’t kill people, diseases and accidents kill people. The consumers inability or lack of will to pay their own way or to read their policies is the problem.
There is a limit to how much and what Herculean measures should be taken to save a life. There is a limit for everyone, consumers need to learn to accept death and understand a monetary limit to how much can be spent on any one person to extend their life. Death is a fact of life, don’t blame the insurance companies, they bring costs down and save lives everyday.
Wendell Potter is a wuss, he’s no relation to me, I tried foreclose on George Bailey in It’s A Wonderful Life. I tried to get into health insurance but denied so many claims I was forced out of business by competitors who provided a fair deal. It’s companies like Aetna, Welpoint, Humana, United Healthcare and Cigna that keep guys like me out of that business. It’s called free market competition, Obamacare should look into it!
Wow, Obama appears to be in real trouble.
Going back on campaign trail mode is going
to backfire! He needs to shake up his staff.
State of Union will be intersting this week.
Waiting for the 7:01. Oh how I hate Mondays. They are a bit better now that Jack is back. Dune dune dune dune.
The conversation always runs amuck here when Dems get called out on substantive topics. As opposed to debate and dialogue they take shots at conservatives. Cases in point Scott Brown, Rush Limbaugh, Sarah Palin and even Mark Sanford (even though the jamoke writing had no idea what his name was). To argue that Mark Samford was as bad as John Edwards is truly sad. Truly sad indeed. Everytime a Dem is discredited these jamokes rush to bash Rush or start rail’in on Palin. A very childish and immature approach. But that is what we are dealing with here children. Lemmings. Sheep. Immature nonthinkers that follow their socialistic regime leadership blindly into a communistic state. The Peoples’ Republic of America. Massachusetts is a microcosm. The breeding ground for state control and mind manipulation. At least until last Tuesday that is.
Scott Brown represents everything that is wrong to Dems like this jamoke and Larry Kane. Independent minds that are bucking the current regime with the lemmings blindly following into communism. Like Jonestown and Jim Jones. Barack had all Dems drinking the coolaid and asking for more. If you don’t drink the coolaid you are a pedophile, stupid or worse? Do I have it right? Larry do you agree with this jamoke?
John McCain is a joke. He has been pretty silent on everything until lowly Scott Brown helped him find his voice again. What a maverick! What a joke. All he really cares about is prolonging his stay at the teet of the government. He loves the beltway lifestyle he claims he is not part of. They are all in the same boat – GOP and Dems – they are part of a tight knit group. Like a social club with secret handshakes. They pretend to hate each other and debate but in reality they have more in common than not. Opulent lifestyles at the taxpayers expense. Lobbyist money for entertainment and travel. Pretty sweet deal. That’s why people want to get into Congress and fight so hard to stay there.
Impeachment in 2010! May the spirit of Massachusetts transcend the gridlock of Washington.
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Barack will not be conciliatory. He will not change his direction or attention. He will attempt to spin and divert. He will try to recapture the magic of 2008. That shit is already out of the bottle. You can’t get it back no matter who you hire or how hard you try. You are on your own now Barack. Good luck with that.
Impeachment in 2010! Why prolong the inevitable?
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Impeachment in 2010! Why prolong the inevitable?
What is the topic here? Oh yeah, sexual rehab for Tiger. It’s kind of sad that a great golfer like Tiger could ruin his career over a tryst or 2.
Tiger got a hole in 14.
Wow what a weekend here at Larry’s place! Lord Abbot and company really taking advantage of a new topic from Larry. From black weather girls to Larry’s liberal bias. The searing commentary from VP Joe (Joe rehab might be in your future too). As they say simma down, Joe, simma down. We’ve got a long way to go with Obama and who knows, he may have GITMO closed by the end of his first term. Speaking of rehab, Obama just hired his former campaign manager Dave Plouffe to redirect his presidency. Dave’s new slogan, “We Hope to Change”
I was the Vice Presidential candidate in 2004. I was a serious contender for the Presidency in 2008. I demand equal time on this blog! I will not be denied my fair share of criticism or time in the spotlight. I will sue Larry Kane for defamation of character in that he fails to include me in his platitudes in the proper context of his discussion on sexual rehabilitation and marital problems.
VPJ, I think you are on to something. Draft up a legal statement of charges against Obama and let’s see if that can make it through Congress faster than the Health Care Bill.
Ed, the time to strike is now. The iron is still hot from the stunning Scott Brown election.
TT, you make less sense than Lord Abott. What you talking about, girl?
JE2, you may not get your rightful time here but you certainly will be on Entertainment Tonight for several weeks. Will you be presenting at the Grammys?
Tiny Tuna, any relation to Jim on The Office, mate? You know The Office is a ripoff of Ricky Gervais’ show on BBC, right. You Yanks can’t get anything right on your own, mate. Health Care is yet another example of our profound incompetence. Don’t ripoff the UK’s version of Health Care, mates, as it is bolloxed beyond belief.
Let me get this straight (no pun intended), Tiger Woods is in Sexual Rehabilitation because he had sex with so many different women. Is that correct? Is he rehabilitating because that is perceived to be a problem or because he is plain exhausted?
John Esq.
Tell me, how did that plan to steal your illegitamate daughter’s dirty diaper fall through? A United States presidential candidate couldn’t even get his hands on a dirty diaper? They should call your situation “The Born Identity”
John you are a pig and shouldn’t think that you could have fooled all the people some of the time. I don’t think you even fooled some of the people. Well maybe those hicks in North Carolina.
and your poor wife.
Ed, you realize that you are speaking to an Attorney. I can have your electricity and heater shutoff by PECO. That is of course unless you are burning old car tires in your fireplace for heat and light in which case all bets are off.
In the latter case (i.e. burning tires) I will be forced to contact the EPA as I doubt you have the proper filtering and venting apparatus and monitoring equipment installed.
This official notification will be posted on your front door effective immediately:
Don’t believe everything happiness says
Nothing feels better than hiding these days
We bury our fears in the drinks, in these tears
For the days we believed we could fly
Call up your brothers and sisters and friends
We’ll go back to the place where the night never ends
We’ll remember the fires, the burning car tires
Boy how in the hell did we get here?
So why don’t you meet me, down behind the old school
We’ll waste away the weekend, with perfect regard for how
Cavalier we used to be, that beautiful insanity
The apathy’s surrounding me
Don’t close your eyes or we’ll fade away
Over and over and over again
We sat down for a minute, grew up into men
Now we’re putting out fires and changing car tires
Man how in hell did we get here?
So why don’t you meet me, down behind the old school
We’ll waste away the weekend, with perfect regard for how
Cavalier we used to be, that beautiful insanity
The apathy’s surrounding me
Don’t close your eyes or we’ll fade away this time
And we’ll never get back what we
Gave away, when we still have that fire in our eyes
Don’t believe everything happiness says
Nothings as real as our old reckless ways
When we drink by the fires
The burning car tires
Bad girls and good liars
The dreams we’d conspire
The days we went crazy
The nights wild and hazy
Man how in the hell did we get here?
So why don’t you meet me, down behind the old school
We’ll waste away the weekend, with perfect regard for how
Cavalier we used to be, that beautiful insanity
The apathy’s surrounding me
Don’t close your eyes or we’ll fade away
Why don’t you meet me, down behind the old school
We’ll waste away the weekend, with perfect regard for how
Cavalier we used to be, that beautiful insanity
The apathy’s surrounding me
Don’t close your eyes or we’ll fade away
John, my falling out with PECO is none of your business and at this point neither is it PECO’s (except for their collection agency). I moved.
Alright every one get ready for the (choo choo) Obama express. This train is a coming to a town near you. The man is at wits end with his Jewish mafia entourage. If this were HBO things would be different. In reality, the Jews must go. Emanuel and Axelrod are bringing this country down, and Obama now knows it. How does he escape the loyalty towards these men who got him elected? Simple He fires the crew and starts all over again.
Emanuel Jewish? Seemed Hispanic, but Ed is correct according to Wikapedia. His life experience suggests sympathy toward militant Zionism, strong union allegiance, Hollywood connections etc. Emanual never lets a crisis go to waste. I’d say he has one hell of a crisis on his hands post Scott Brown. Now Biden’s son is not going to run, that has to be connected to MA oucome, Joe probably sees writing on wall and doesnt want his son to squander legacy on upcoming election where Beau would surely lose.
From Wikepedia:
Emanuel was born in Chicago, Illinois to Jewish parents.[4] His father, Benjamin M. Emanuel, a Jerusalem-born pediatrician, was a member of the Irgun, a militant Zionist group that operated in the British mandate of Palestine between 1931 and 1948.[5][6] His mother, Marsha Smulevitz, was the daughter of a Chicago union organizer.[1] She worked in the civil rights movement and owned, briefly, a local rock and roll club.[5] She is now a psychiatric social worker.[5] The two met in Chicago in the 1950s.[1] Emanuel’s older brother Ezekiel J. Emanuel is an oncologist and bioethicist, and his brother Ari Emanuel a Hollywood talent agent.[7] He has an adopted sister, Shoshanna, 14 years his junior.[5][7]
Emanuel’s first name, Rahm (??) means high or lofty in Hebrew, and is the namesake of one Rahamim (surname unknown), which means mercy in Hebrew. [8][9] The surname Emanuel (??????), adopted by the family in honor of his father’s brother Emanuel Auerbach, killed in Palestinian-Jewish fighting in Jerusalem, means God is with us. Sources conflict as to whether the family changed its name from Auerbach in 1933 or 1938.[5][8][9]
When the family lived in Chicago, Emanuel attended Bernard Zell Anshe Emet Jewish Day School, a Conservative Jewish day school.[10] After his family moved to Wilmette, he attended public schools: Romona School, Wilmette Junior High School, and New Trier West High School.[1][11] He and his brothers attended summer camp in Israel, including just after the 1967 Six Day War.[5][12]
Mr Potter, John Esq, Lord Abbot, and others, I know it’s all one in the same. This guy is on a blog binge and needs to be stopped. He keeps taking the bait like an old cat fish that hasn’t had his full of feeding on the bottom. Lucky for us I’ve uncovered this rascal, although I did mean what I said about Obama’s advisors. They’ve got to go.
It may come as a surprise to Ed, but he does not own Larry Kane’s blog. Apparently he does not like it to be revealed that he gets his information from Wikapedia. A handy keystroke tracker helps me also know everywhere else Ed visits on the web, it’s very useful.
Thank you Harry Potter for the encyclopedia lesson. Very educational. You and the Gecko have brought so much to this dreary, lame ass site. We can’t thank you both enough.
Now go back to England!
Perhaps Harry Potter has had his hands on his own wand to much, mate. They may explain his spectacles. Giver a rest there grand wizard.
Waiting for the 7:01. Late again.
I’m not sure if Ed is calling me out like everyone else on this site. Are you Ed? What’s up with the Angry Ed routine? We love you Ed and don’t take things personally. Besides I suspect there are far more bloggers at work here than one lone assassin seeking your permanent humiliation and personal destruction.
Well the rats are starting to jump of the sinking SS Obama. Rep Marion Berry has announced he won’t seek re-election in the fall. How many more will leap to an early political death rather than face losing in their own states and districts? Cowards.
The decision not to run in the fall by my son should not be considered as cowardly. I advised Beau to sit out 2010 and wait for a more favorable political climate for Dems. Afterall if you can’t win in a tiny state like Delaware how can you be expected to be taken seriously. He can bide his time (no pun intended) in Delaware as the Attorney General. We don’t want another replay of Martha Coakly. Not that Beau is as incompetent or impersonal as Coakly but you get my drift.
Things have been very quiet on the healthcare front. I think Reid and Pelosi are trying to determine if they can twist enough arms to get this turkey through. The political landscape has changed and they recognize it. They are concerned about their own political futures and want to remain SOH and Majority Whip. They don’t want to lose those positions. They have worked too hard to get there. Afterall it’s all about staying in Washington not actually doing anything while you are there. It’s about posturing and positioning. It’s about focus groups and the current temperature of your constituents.
Impeachment in 2010! Is there really another alternative?
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They tried to make me go to rehab.
I shouted NO! NO! NO!
Just kidding, folks. I did go to sex rehab and it was great. The nurses particularly. YOWZA!
I got to spend some time with Dave Viter, Dick Armey, and Jimmy Swaggart. Great fellas. Even greater Rolodexes. HEIGH-O!!!! Even though those guys don’t do Indy racing like me, I can tell that each of them has been in the pole position a number of times. WOW!
See what that universal healthcare in Canada did to Paul, kids? He’s BALD. Get it? Bald eagle? National symbol? No?
No! May be that bloke Craig Ferguson should replace you on this site, mate.
Ed ascribes way weight too much to the lone blogger
theory, but he has a victimization complex
and thus his conspiracy theory of a single
bloogger helps him reduce cognative dissonance
that arises when he has to confront that more
than one person believes he is a paranoid angry
crank. Ed, what exactly is the “Jewish Mafia”
I’ve never heard of such a group, why don’t you
enlighten us?
So now we have a “spending freeze.” This coming from the guy who spent how much in six months ? He seems a bit conflicted for someone who was so sure of himself just a short time ago.It’s not pretty watching the messiah self destruct but just like a car accident,it’s hard to turn away.
Is it possible that Sir Larry of Laughalot is in sexual rehab as well, mate? That might explain his unusual behavior and prolonged hiatuses.
Larry,will you lend your support to the millions crying out for Obama’s impeachment ?
Sexual addition is not so bad. Rehabilitation is overrated.
Free willy.
David, getting laid isn’t a reason for going to a sexual rehab. At this point in your career I’m sure you’re probably giving the old producer’s couch a lot of action.
VP Joe, I mean no harm to you. I want you to realize that we have at least three more years of Obama. Now that he is truly transparent doesn’t mean he will be impeached, it only means that everybody will know how transparent he is.
Scully was my pump for years. Now she’s my X file.
Now that I’m red again leaves me at a loss to become a puppeteer, unless I want to become YAP. I like YAP so I won’t impersonate his image. I don’t feel persecuted here unless you consider Abbot. That man has nothing better to do than attack me. For what I don’t know. His eight figure portfolio isn’t enough to make him happy. He has to attack some schmoo that merely wants to voice his views. That’s what blogging is all about.
Well she’s all you’d ever want,
She’s the kind they’d like to flaunt and take to dinner.
Well she always knows her place.
She’s got style, she’s got grace, She’s a winner.
She’s a Lady. Whoa whoa whoa, She’s a Lady.
Talkin’ about that little lady, and the lady is mine.
Well she’s never in the way
Always something nice to say, Oh what a blessing.
I can leave her on her own
Knowing she’s okay alone, and there’s no messing.
She’s a lady. Whoa, whoa, whoa. She’s a lady.
Talkin’ about that little lady, and the lady is mine.
Well she never asks for very much and I don’t refuse her.
Always treat her with respect, I never would abuse her.
What she’s got is hard to find, and I don’t want to lose her
Help me build a mountain from my little pile of clay. Hey, hey, hey.
Well she knows what I’m about,
She can take what I dish out, and that’s not easy,
Well she knows me through and through,
She knows just what to do, and how to please me.
She’s a lady. Whoa, whoa, whoa. She’s a lady.
Talkin’ about that little lady and the lady is mine.
Yeah yeah yeah She’s a Lady
Listen to me baby, She’s a Lady
Whoa whoa whoa, She’s a Lady
And the Lady is mine
Yeah yeah yeah She’s a Lady
Talkin about this little lady
Whoa whoa whoa whoa
Whoa and the lady is mine
Yeah yeah She’s a Lady
And the Lady is mine.
Obama will be sucking up to the so called
middle class tomorow night. What he doesn’t
yet realize is the white middle class vote has
already gone wobbly on him. It was much thinner
than any of us thought. When he backed professor
Gates and rushed to judement against Cambridge
police there was a collective ” what the Fuck?”
among whites who had given him the benefit of the
doubt. He was even more tone deaf about white
working sensibilites when he mocked Scott Brown’s
pick up truck. He warns voters not to get into his
truck. A guy who campaigns in ernest, working hard
driving a simple pick up truck to win votes and
Obama laughs at him. These two things seem minor
but when your support is thin to begin with it
turns the tide pretty fast. Whites are bailing
on Obama as fast as they swung behind him, it seems
his advisors underestimated how transient his
White supporters could be, its a new phenomena
in post racial America, and they need to stem it
ASAP.
Waiting for the 7:01. Today will be a long day. State of the Union at 9PM. Post SOU cocktails at the White House. I’ll be sleeping in the Lincoln Room tonight. Who knows how many of Clinton’s bimbos slept in that bed. Rumor had it that Laura Bush had all the guest rooms fumigated after Clinton left the White House. Probably a good idea.
SOU is always an exciting event. If things in the US are good or bad the opposition tries to bring you down. It will be like ducks on the pond tonight for the GOP. Where do they start? How much time will the networks give them?
Barack will rail on jobs and job creation tonight like it has been his cornerstone and centerpiece issue since taking office. He’ll throw out real life examples of working class Americans that are struggling. He’ll have some sitting in the House chambers tonight so the networks can pan to them as he waxes on about all the administration has done and how it takes time to undo the wrongs of the Bush administration. He’ll tell you how the stimulus package is gradually producing results. He’ll announce his new trillion dollar jobs package designed to encourage companies to hire back people faster than they had planned. He’ll tell you ‘job #1 is putting America back to work’! Truth is that he hasn’t a clue as to how to do that. He’s as lost as most Americans searching for a job. But he heard the Peoples’ Republic of Massachusetts and he now knows that jobs are what people want to hear about. So that is what he will spend the majority of his time talking about tonight.
His real dilemma is health care. What does he do now? If he starts over from scratch and let’s the GOP participate as they suggest he runs the risk of never getting a plan or at the very least a compromise that no one will be happy with. If he rams the current plan home he runs the risk of further alienating Americans. It is now a lose-lose situation. He will spend hours trying to strategize on how he can turn the health care debate into blaming the GOP for its failure to launch. Good luck with that.
I have to sit there for 90 minutes during the SOU without saying a word. Do you know how hard that is for me? Then I have to sit next to that insufferable Nancy Pelosi. Thank God she can’t say anything either. I have to stare at those Botox lips for 1.5 hours. Wow! The things I do for my country. What a great American I am!
Impeachment in 2010! Barack will be build a case for his own impeachment tonight with each word he speaks.
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By the by I want to thank Ed for clearing the air about his outrage. I’m glad that his anger is directed at Lord Abott and all of his associated puppets but not at me.
Ed I am asking Joe Kennedy to drop by your house with his oil truck and top off your oil tank. He is such a great humanitarian in the spirit of his Uncle Jack and father Bobby. I think that you will appreciate his visit. At least the oil.
Let freedom ring! Let freedom ring!
Impeachment in 2010! No one can help you now Barack.
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Ed, yeh sound fancy a merchant banker in y’r futile dispute with Lord Abott, mate. Perhaps yeh two should snog and makeup. Aye that’s the ticket, mate.
VP Joe, for a guy who spends all of his weekends at Home Depot demonstrations you seemed to have missed the heat pump demo.
Gecko, Abott is the Darth Vader of the Larry Kane blog. At one point in his life he may have been a decent young Irish boy, but somehow he went over to the dark side and has never looked back. Besides his posts come directly from FOX news.
VP Joe did not know oil is not used in a
heat pump! Hot air is something Joe knows
so I’m surprised, and nice to see Ed at least
can have a sense of humor about his heat
pump. Unfortunately he still feels the need
to level unwarranted attacks against me, the
one who offered the truce, but in return he
continues to just break twigs off the olive
branch- sadly it’s the story of Ed’s life.
Lord Abott, you and Ed should get a room and graft out y’r sexual frustrations, mates. You would both feel much better and we could move on from this tiff.
Normally I watch Modern Family for my yucks on Wednesday night. Tonight it will be Barry and his State of the Union.
GG, you are the one with the proclivity for man love. Are you hermaphroditic or just a perv?
LA, I wouldn’t get down on VPJ. He has people that do all his work and thinking for him. You know what the results are when he has to think and speak on his own. Not pretty.
OK Gecko lets forget about all this frivolous stuff and concentrate on the State of the Union dress tonight. So Gecko do you think Pelosi is going to wear the red power suit, or is she going to show some deference to the struggling middle class and tone it down a bit and go with her pale green (I hate Bush) ensemble. Michele Obama is going to be sitting with a local Phila. grocer, so I imagine she’ll be wearing a burlap bag. Why a Phila grocer? I think Joey Vento of Geno’s steaks would have been a better guest for the Obamas’. He’s fed more mouths in Phila than any grocer.
I’m just waitin’ for some YUTZ from the SOUTH to shout “YOU LIE” and make an ASS of himself so I can send him a BIG ASS HAM.
I’m so excited about state of union speech I may get out of my wheel chair and walk after Obama annoints me through my television. I wish Larry would go on skype and let us watch him react to Obama’s magical words.
Prediticion, it will be a Reaganesque speech, tax cuts for small businesses and fiscal discipline, the pundits will mark it as his come back and all will be well. Equity markets worldwide will rally and DOw will be indciated up over 100 points before the open, and should close up over 2% tomorrow. Geitner should be fired but will survive because Obama blessed ever decision he made (that man is a lap dog). Bernanke will get extended and the protest votes will be small, he did save us from an economc abyss.
What does Pelosi’s purple suit mean Ed? Is is concilatory? She wants to freeze defense spending and have gay and lesbian friendly units in all branches of the military.
Like Dad says, that guy is like lightening in a bottle! I wish Dad would let me run for his seat, maybe he will reconsider after a couple of Johnny Walker Blacks later tonight.
Give it a rest Potter, I’m the resident
genius on this site. You are right about the
speech though, people all across the nation
are being healed physically and spiritually
by Barrack Obama’s words.
Oh, my. I’m damp.
Gotta hand it to you Potter, Hang Seng market
is up almost 2% and other lesser asian markets
are surging, Dow futures are already indicating
up 60, European Bourses all in the green by at
least 1% or more. Obama is a magical man, the souds
of his perfect diction and sweet swell of his
gas can raise all markets!
Pandering, pandering and more pandering. Obama speaking to and from a party of panderers.
LA, are you soft on Obie? This is the second coming of Jimmy Carter. Buck up big guy.
No one was buying that BS tonight were they? This guy couldn’t fix a fight on the playground.
Obama is a Panda Bear, but so what, everyone
loves Panda Bears and they are a protected
class of aninmal, cute and lovable Chineese
Panda Bears. Better to be a Panda Bear than
a dangeous angry black Bear, or a Teddy Bear.
He did pretty well tonight, I wanted to find
fault, but it was an excellent state of the
Union address if you are fair in the critique.
Just more pandering. Don’t try to appear fair and balanced.
VPJ looked like a bobblehead doll with hairplugs tonight. Shaking in agreement. Grinning like Smiling Bob on the Enzyte commercials. What a dolt.
Harry Potter, why don’t you grab your wand and go back to England. What a geek.
TT, you are damp because you sweat like a pig. Most women glisten.
Ho Hum is Obama’s speech over yet? Man I fell asleep after the nuclear plant and off shore drilling line. This empty suit can sure throw the BS around. He should have had a big old gold tooth shining out the corner of his mouth. If this guy was selling me a car I’d be off the lot quicker than he could say “I am all about you”.
You people are unbelievable. Unbelievable, mate. What did PT Barnum say? Something about a sucker being born every minute, mate. You Americans so want to believe this President that you are ignoring the facts. He lied to you about his intentions, mate. He got caught. Now he’s trying to tell you that he lost his way but he’s now found it, mate. No one really believes this bunk, do they?
Did you see where my Yank cousin, Gordon, is going to be in a remake of Wall Street? My side of the family got all the looks, mate. He got the Welch lass Catherine Zeta Jones.
Slept in this morning. Bed here in the Lincoln Room is not very comfortable. Firm mattress must be for better boinking. I had the FBI run ultraviolet light over the sheets and blankets. They must have been replaced since the Clintons left. No stains visible.
I know Ed was asking about the attire for the SOU. Barack told us to wear purple. Purple symbolically being the combination of red and blue. Get it? I wore a purple tie. Michelle and Nancy wore purple dresses. I’m surprised that Barack was not wearing a purple suit like Michael Irvin or Shannon Sharpe or Deion Sanders would wear on NFL Live.
Everything last night was very carefully scripted from our attire to the speech to the poignant pauses to stares at the GOP to his nose pointed into the air. The air of arrogance with some faint self deprecating comments and a smattering of humility. All very carefully planned and rehearsed for maximum affect. Make no mistake this was the act of a lifetime. This was Oscar worth. Best Actor. Best Director. Best Producer. Best Short Film. Oscars all.
I have to agree with Fish. I suspect I did look like a bobblehead doll nodding approvingly with each comment. What else was I suppose to do? Yell lier? Rest assured 12 months from now as I chair the impeachment proceedings I’ll be nodding with approval then as now.
Barack did his best to turn the tide of unrest and discontent. I suspect that those that did not believe him yesterday morning still don’t. Those that want to believe in him and his mission of change may give him a second chance. But he has set himself up to fail. It is all about jobs now. He can’t create jobs. Only US business can create jobs. They don’t trust him or his administration. It will be a mexican standoff. No jobs. No re-election.
Impeachment in 2010! Let’s start by replacing this incompetent leader.
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According to one count, Obama used the words “my” or “mine” 18 times and “I” 88 times, better than once a minute.
Impeachment in 2010! “He” needs to go!
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At least Obama didn’t say “mines” using
the plural with Negro dialect. He’s clean
and articulate.
Can anyone believe this John Edwards story?
I don’t think Larry Kane knows about it, but
it is beyond the pale of rouge behavior.
Lord, Sir Larry of Laughalot would prefer to take a shot at Sarah Palin than a known louse like John Edwards, mate. It’s all about their pedigree. Edwards is a died-in-the-wool liberal like Sir Larry, mate. Palin is a true conservative. Sir Larry is more concerned about political leanings than actual bad behavior, mate. What does that tell you about Sir Larry?
Here’s to hoping the Edwards-Hunter sex tape goes viral on YouTube, mate.
Hey everybody, I’ve got the last word on this string!!!!!!