Comments on: A Message To Superintendent Ackerman – Lead – Then Read The Constitution http://www.larrykane.com/2009/12/16/a-message-to-superindent-ackerman-lead-then-read-the-constitution/ LarryKane.com Sun, 12 Dec 2010 22:25:59 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: jaydee http://www.larrykane.com/2009/12/16/a-message-to-superindent-ackerman-lead-then-read-the-constitution/comment-page-2/#comment-16939 jaydee Tue, 12 Jan 2010 18:53:25 +0000 http://www.larrykane.com/?p=946#comment-16939 Ackerman was too busy playing 'pin the tail on the honkey' to effectively deal with these racist attacks by black 'students.' The fact that it took her six days to respond says it all! If the races had been reversed she would have been in Harrisburg in a matter of hours. The district needs to get rid of this obvious racist. Ackerman was too busy playing ‘pin the tail on the honkey’ to effectively deal with these racist attacks by black ‘students.’ The fact that it took her six days to respond says it all! If the races had been reversed she would have been in Harrisburg in a matter of hours. The district needs to get rid of this obvious racist.

]]> By: Fish Filet http://www.larrykane.com/2009/12/16/a-message-to-superindent-ackerman-lead-then-read-the-constitution/comment-page-2/#comment-16733 Fish Filet Thu, 24 Dec 2009 21:26:33 +0000 http://www.larrykane.com/?p=946#comment-16733 Eat more chicken! May your tartar sauce cover your foul smells. Feliz navidad! Eat more chicken!
May your tartar sauce cover your foul smells.
Feliz navidad!

]]> By: Mr Potter http://www.larrykane.com/2009/12/16/a-message-to-superindent-ackerman-lead-then-read-the-constitution/comment-page-2/#comment-16732 Mr Potter Thu, 24 Dec 2009 17:02:15 +0000 http://www.larrykane.com/?p=946#comment-16732 I just plugged myself with four suppositories, and now hope to deliver a huge bowel movement by Christmas morning. It will be a huge gift to myself and my family, because I am much nicer when not constipated. All of the rich food this time of year really backs me up, plus I get distracted with sugar plums dancing in my head and forget to go to the bathroom. Why is it that some non-Christians are so hostile toward Christmas? Why do they have so much hatred and vile in their liberal hearts? Why do they want to steal the joy of God's love for sending us his only son, who taught us the ultimate lesson in how to live and how to die. A man who taught foregiveness, non violence, and love for all somehow cannot publically have his birthday celebrated? Martin Luther King Jr repeated the message of Jesus Christ and brought about such wonderful change. Perhaps the way to get Christ's message back into the public square is via MLK Day rather than Christmas. If we give the brother some more credit, and look to how he become such a great messenger, the liberals will have to keep their cakeholes closed. Let's celebrate Christmas on King Day! I just plugged myself with four suppositories, and now hope to deliver a huge bowel movement by Christmas morning. It will be a huge gift to myself and my family, because I am much nicer when not constipated.

All of the rich food this time of year really backs me up, plus I get distracted with sugar plums dancing in my head and forget to go to the bathroom.

Why is it that some non-Christians are so hostile toward Christmas? Why do they have so much hatred and vile in their liberal hearts? Why do they want to steal the joy of God’s love for sending us his only son, who taught us the ultimate lesson in how to live and how to die. A man who taught foregiveness, non violence, and love for all somehow cannot publically have his birthday celebrated? Martin Luther King Jr repeated the message of Jesus Christ and brought about such wonderful change. Perhaps the way to get Christ’s message back into the public square is via MLK Day rather than Christmas. If we give the brother some more credit, and look to how he become such a great messenger, the liberals will have to keep their cakeholes closed. Let’s celebrate Christmas on King Day!

]]> By: Larry Kaighn http://www.larrykane.com/2009/12/16/a-message-to-superindent-ackerman-lead-then-read-the-constitution/comment-page-2/#comment-16731 Larry Kaighn Thu, 24 Dec 2009 14:12:51 +0000 http://www.larrykane.com/?p=946#comment-16731 Well, I wanted to make one last appearance in 2009 to wish everyone a happy holidays. As many of you know, I was banished by Ed this summer. I was boring Ed and consequently I was asked to leave. I returned to Boca where I have been living in absentia since being dispatched. I am enjoying the warm weather, early bird specials and life at the local Senior's Center. I am living a full and fulfilling life here. I do long for the occasional soft pretzel or an evening at Cuba Libre. But if this is what makes Ed happy then I will comply. All I want for Christmas is for Ed to be happy... I would like to relate one Christmas story from a Christmas past. It was the Christmas of 1983. Ethel sent me to the local Toys'RUs in Springfield to pick up a Cabbage Patch Kid that my daughter Hazel had asked for for Christmas. You ask 'why is Larry Kaighn celebrating Christmas?' It's complicated and we don't have time for that story now. Anyway. I show up at Toys'RUs at 6AM. I'm already 13th in line. How long have these other schmucks been waiting in line? The rumor in the line is that this particular store has 5 remaining CPKs. I might as well leave now as I surely won't get one I'm told by the couple at the head of the line in their tent with sterno heater. What should I do? I decide to wait. See what happens. Take my chances. Race to the CPK section. Lo and behold a CPK remains. I dash to the box and grab it. I wrap 2 arms around it like Westbrook in the 4th quarter and make my way to the cash register. 15 minutes and $28 (big bucks in those days) later I'm making my way to the parking lot when some big thug tackles me and grabs the CPK. He scurries away with my doll into the darkness never to be seen from again. Now what? I can't go home doll-less. So I drive over to West Chester to the Toys'RUs there on the outside hope that they might have one left. As I approach the entrance I see a woman carrying out 4 CPK dolls. I ask her if there are any left. She says no she got the last ones. I offer to buy one from her. I tell her my story of woe. Stolen doll. Pissed off wife. One hope for redemption. She says they are not for sale. I said I'd pay her $50 for one doll. She said no. I offer $75. No. $100. No. I asked her how much. She says $250. I said that is almost 10X more than the cost. She says supply and demand. I negotiate her down to $175. What a rip off but I did feel better about myself. I did spend $175 for a stupid doll but my wife and daughter would be happy (and none the smarter). All was good in the land of Kaighn. That is my true Christmas story. If Ed will allow me to return, I'll tell you about the 1976 New Years Eve party at Channel 6. What a humdinger! Until we speak again, listen to the voice of reason. Well, I wanted to make one last appearance in 2009 to wish everyone a happy holidays. As many of you know, I was banished by Ed this summer. I was boring Ed and consequently I was asked to leave. I returned to Boca where I have been living in absentia since being dispatched. I am enjoying the warm weather, early bird specials and life at the local Senior’s Center. I am living a full and fulfilling life here. I do long for the occasional soft pretzel or an evening at Cuba Libre. But if this is what makes Ed happy then I will comply. All I want for Christmas is for Ed to be happy…
I would like to relate one Christmas story from a Christmas past. It was the Christmas of 1983. Ethel sent me to the local Toys’RUs in Springfield to pick up a Cabbage Patch Kid that my daughter Hazel had asked for for Christmas. You ask ‘why is Larry Kaighn celebrating Christmas?’ It’s complicated and we don’t have time for that story now. Anyway. I show up at Toys’RUs at 6AM. I’m already 13th in line. How long have these other schmucks been waiting in line? The rumor in the line is that this particular store has 5 remaining CPKs. I might as well leave now as I surely won’t get one I’m told by the couple at the head of the line in their tent with sterno heater. What should I do? I decide to wait. See what happens. Take my chances. Race to the CPK section. Lo and behold a CPK remains. I dash to the box and grab it. I wrap 2 arms around it like Westbrook in the 4th quarter and make my way to the cash register. 15 minutes and $28 (big bucks in those days) later I’m making my way to the parking lot when some big thug tackles me and grabs the CPK. He scurries away with my doll into the darkness never to be seen from again. Now what? I can’t go home doll-less. So I drive over to West Chester to the Toys’RUs there on the outside hope that they might have one left. As I approach the entrance I see a woman carrying out 4 CPK dolls. I ask her if there are any left. She says no she got the last ones. I offer to buy one from her. I tell her my story of woe. Stolen doll. Pissed off wife. One hope for redemption. She says they are not for sale. I said I’d pay her $50 for one doll. She said no. I offer $75. No. $100. No. I asked her how much. She says $250. I said that is almost 10X more than the cost. She says supply and demand. I negotiate her down to $175. What a rip off but I did feel better about myself. I did spend $175 for a stupid doll but my wife and daughter would be happy (and none the smarter). All was good in the land of Kaighn.
That is my true Christmas story. If Ed will allow me to return, I’ll tell you about the 1976 New Years Eve party at Channel 6. What a humdinger!

Until we speak again, listen to the voice of reason.

]]> By: VP Joe from Scranton http://www.larrykane.com/2009/12/16/a-message-to-superindent-ackerman-lead-then-read-the-constitution/comment-page-2/#comment-16729 VP Joe from Scranton Thu, 24 Dec 2009 11:09:38 +0000 http://www.larrykane.com/?p=946#comment-16729 VP Joe and his family would like to wish you and yours a very Merry Christmas! To be politically correct I must scratch Christmas and change that to Holidays. We would like to wish you and yours a very Merry Holidays! That sounds funny. How about this. We would like to wish you and yours a wonderful December and please celebrate this month in any manner you see fit (or not)! I will be blogging in again next week. Don't miss my pentrating insights and insider's view into the worst run administration since Jimmy Carter. See you again next week. Biden/Biden in 2012! It is closer than you think. Sent Via Blackberry by Verizon VP Joe and his family would like to wish you and yours a very Merry Christmas! To be politically correct I must scratch Christmas and change that to Holidays. We would like to wish you and yours a very Merry Holidays! That sounds funny. How about this. We would like to wish you and yours a wonderful December and please celebrate this month in any manner you see fit (or not)!
I will be blogging in again next week. Don’t miss my pentrating insights and insider’s view into the worst run administration since Jimmy Carter. See you again next week.

Biden/Biden in 2012! It is closer than you think.

Sent Via Blackberry by Verizon

]]> By: VP Joe from Scranton http://www.larrykane.com/2009/12/16/a-message-to-superindent-ackerman-lead-then-read-the-constitution/comment-page-2/#comment-16728 VP Joe from Scranton Thu, 24 Dec 2009 10:58:33 +0000 http://www.larrykane.com/?p=946#comment-16728 I'm working out of my house today. Barack thought it was a good idea. Rahm told me Barack didn't want me in DC mucking up his big day with healthcare. Personally I don't want my fingerprints on that turkey. It will be bad enough be blamed as an accomplice to crime. I must get into the Christmas spirit. My intern went to Jareds and got me the wrong necklace and earrings. I sent her back to exchange them for the right set today. They have until 10PM tonight to arrive with the right jewelry. I told her to show up with friends disguised as carolers to make the drop. I don't want Jill to know the intern screwed up or was here at 10PM. Might put a damper on her Christmas spirit. And set me back a couple of weeks in the Cialis way if you get my drift. Bah humbug! Well we have reached the 11th day of Christmas. This will be the last day of Christmas as I will be shutting it down for a couple days. So yes Virginia your government will be letting you down again. It's not bad enough we shut down for every holiday known to man or allow our employess 30 days vacation per year or run the most inefficient operation in the world the US Post Office. Now your government will let you down yet one more time. There will be only 11 days of Christmas this year. This is for all the follically challenged old geezers out there like VP Joe. Tired of that chrome dome? Want a full head of hair back? Want your love life back? Well slow down big boy one thing at a time. Let's cover that chrome dome with some hairplugs. On the 11th day of Christmas VP Joe will bring to you 11 hairplugs to comeover. That's right hairplugs. Like me. You didn't even know I had them right? You still can't tell even though I told you right? Well that is my 11th gift - the gift of hair again. What is the cost to taxpayers? If there are 248.4M people than approximately half are men. About 10% of men are completely bald or have retreating hairlines. 12.4M men is my estimate. Add in 1M women with cancer or hair issue to be politically correct. So that is 13.4M people to receive 11 hairplugs each. We hair worked out a volume deal with the Hair Club for Men (where not only am I President but a former member) so that we can get a flat rate of $1.5K per person but they have to come in mornings from 5:30-8AM to get the procedure. A little inconvenient but so be it. Each patient will have 3 options for hairplug placement. 1) the bowling pin alignment at the crest of the head for maximum cluster effect. 2) the 11 in a row where the part once was for maximum comeover effect. 3) plugs placed randomly around the scalp for maximum coverage. This is our deal with the Hair Club for Men. Genius. Pure genius. Just look how natural my hair looks. You can't even tell I have plugs. Well maybe if you look really closely. On the Tenth Day of Christmas VP Joe brought to me an 11 hairplug comeover. 10 free elective cosmetic surgeries 9 Hos on Tiger Woods’ calendar 8 days of luxury cruising 7 free lottery scratch tickets 6 on-line gamblers playing 5 donut rings 4 free college semesters 3 raging pit bulls 2 Super Bowl tickets And a pimped out cellphone for a year for free! Maybe you got hair but not where it counts Barack. Biden/Biden in 2012! You will look as great as I do! Sent Via Blackberry by Verizon I’m working out of my house today. Barack thought it was a good idea. Rahm told me Barack didn’t want me in DC mucking up his big day with healthcare. Personally I don’t want my fingerprints on that turkey. It will be bad enough be blamed as an accomplice to crime.
I must get into the Christmas spirit. My intern went to Jareds and got me the wrong necklace and earrings. I sent her back to exchange them for the right set today. They have until 10PM tonight to arrive with the right jewelry. I told her to show up with friends disguised as carolers to make the drop. I don’t want Jill to know the intern screwed up or was here at 10PM. Might put a damper on her Christmas spirit. And set me back a couple of weeks in the Cialis way if you get my drift. Bah humbug!
Well we have reached the 11th day of Christmas. This will be the last day of Christmas as I will be shutting it down for a couple days. So yes Virginia your government will be letting you down again. It’s not bad enough we shut down for every holiday known to man or allow our employess 30 days vacation per year or run the most inefficient operation in the world the US Post Office. Now your government will let you down yet one more time. There will be only 11 days of Christmas this year.
This is for all the follically challenged old geezers out there like VP Joe. Tired of that chrome dome? Want a full head of hair back? Want your love life back? Well slow down big boy one thing at a time. Let’s cover that chrome dome with some hairplugs. On the 11th day of Christmas VP Joe will bring to you 11 hairplugs to comeover. That’s right hairplugs. Like me. You didn’t even know I had them right? You still can’t tell even though I told you right? Well that is my 11th gift – the gift of hair again.
What is the cost to taxpayers? If there are 248.4M people than approximately half are men. About 10% of men are completely bald or have retreating hairlines. 12.4M men is my estimate. Add in 1M women with cancer or hair issue to be politically correct. So that is 13.4M people to receive 11 hairplugs each. We hair worked out a volume deal with the Hair Club for Men (where not only am I President but a former member) so that we can get a flat rate of $1.5K per person but they have to come in mornings from 5:30-8AM to get the procedure. A little inconvenient but so be it. Each patient will have 3 options for hairplug placement.
1) the bowling pin alignment at the crest of the head for maximum cluster effect.
2) the 11 in a row where the part once was for maximum comeover effect.
3) plugs placed randomly around the scalp for maximum coverage.
This is our deal with the Hair Club for Men. Genius. Pure genius. Just look how natural my hair looks. You can’t even tell I have plugs. Well maybe if you look really closely.
On the Tenth Day of Christmas VP Joe brought to me an 11 hairplug comeover.
10 free elective cosmetic surgeries
9 Hos on Tiger Woods’ calendar
8 days of luxury cruising
7 free lottery scratch tickets
6 on-line gamblers playing
5 donut rings
4 free college semesters
3 raging pit bulls
2 Super Bowl tickets
And a pimped out cellphone for a year for free!

Maybe you got hair but not where it counts Barack.

Biden/Biden in 2012! You will look as great as I do!

Sent Via Blackberry by Verizon

]]> By: Caspar the Wiseman http://www.larrykane.com/2009/12/16/a-message-to-superindent-ackerman-lead-then-read-the-constitution/comment-page-2/#comment-16727 Caspar the Wiseman Thu, 24 Dec 2009 05:01:35 +0000 http://www.larrykane.com/?p=946#comment-16727 We 3 Kings from Orient are bearing gifts of Frankincence, Gold and Myrrh. Al Franken is an ass and unstable. This donkey belongs in a barn or stable. Gold bling chain around your neck. You look like a guido but what the heck. I found myrrh at WalMart. Some loser there tried to steal it out of my cart. Sir Lawrence of Blogsville, may I offer a bribe of these gifts in exchange for a topic change, kind sir? We 3 Kings from Orient are bearing gifts of Frankincence, Gold and Myrrh.
Al Franken is an ass and unstable. This donkey belongs in a barn or stable.
Gold bling chain around your neck. You look like a guido but what the heck.
I found myrrh at WalMart. Some loser there tried to steal it out of my cart.
Sir Lawrence of Blogsville, may I offer a bribe of these gifts in exchange for a topic change, kind sir?

]]> By: Mr Potter http://www.larrykane.com/2009/12/16/a-message-to-superindent-ackerman-lead-then-read-the-constitution/comment-page-2/#comment-16726 Mr Potter Wed, 23 Dec 2009 23:16:38 +0000 http://www.larrykane.com/?p=946#comment-16726 Did anyone see on the news today that a student was suspended from school for wearing a tasteful Santa Clause outfit to school. The school has a weekly dress up Thursday all year, but somehow the Santa suit offended the dick-headed principal and administrators. Check it on Action News: http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?section=news/local&id=7185097 Did anyone see on the news today that a student was suspended from school for wearing a tasteful Santa Clause outfit to school. The school has a weekly dress up Thursday all year, but somehow the Santa suit offended the dick-headed principal and administrators. Check it on Action News:

http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?section=news/local&id=7185097

]]> By: Dick Cheney http://www.larrykane.com/2009/12/16/a-message-to-superindent-ackerman-lead-then-read-the-constitution/comment-page-2/#comment-16725 Dick Cheney Wed, 23 Dec 2009 15:57:40 +0000 http://www.larrykane.com/?p=946#comment-16725 Glenn Beck told me that the only true part of the nativity story is that the wisest wise man brought gold. Glenn Beck told me that the only true part of the nativity story is that the wisest wise man brought gold.

]]> By: Melchior the Wiseman http://www.larrykane.com/2009/12/16/a-message-to-superindent-ackerman-lead-then-read-the-constitution/comment-page-2/#comment-16724 Melchior the Wiseman Wed, 23 Dec 2009 13:17:48 +0000 http://www.larrykane.com/?p=946#comment-16724 We 3 Kings from Orient are. Bearing gifts of Frankincence, Gold and Myrrh. Al Franken sense is not in high demand. The chump is should be banned. Gold bling necklace is just the thing. It will go with your golden tooth and ring. You can ony find myrrh at specialty stores. I found some at a little place in Kennsington on the floor. Sir Lawrence of Blogsville, may I offer a bribe of these gifts in exchange for a topic change, kind sir? We 3 Kings from Orient are. Bearing gifts of Frankincence, Gold and Myrrh.
Al Franken sense is not in high demand. The chump is should be banned.
Gold bling necklace is just the thing. It will go with your golden tooth and ring.
You can ony find myrrh at specialty stores. I found some at a little place in Kennsington on the floor.
Sir Lawrence of Blogsville, may I offer a bribe of these gifts in exchange for a topic change, kind sir?

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