Health Care – The Smart Way – Thugs Rule Iran – Terror In Texas
In all the debate about health care, I’ve heard very little about preventative care. There are some provisions for enhanced testing, but strangely, very little incentive and education for people to stay fit. Why? I don’t have a clue. But there is clear evidence that an active lifestyle, embracing healthy food and moderate exercise could keep a lot of people away from the doctor as they get older. Would this save billions in health care? No doubt, and that’s why I’m surprised that there’s not more of an emphasis on preventing disease.
Iran Rage
One of the hallmarks of the Iranian regime in the last 30 years is the irrational and dangerous behavior, the bursts of unexplainable anger that defy any sense of reason. Now the renegade, thug-infested regime says it will charge three American hikers, who lost their way over the summer, with espionage. If the Obama administration, or for that matter, any administration believes there is a chance to reasonably negotiate with this lawless regime, the hiker’s episode is a perfect example of why there is no chance. One more point: The U.S. is asking for the hiker’s release. The U.S. should be demanding their release. One of the hikers is Josh Fattal, who is from Elkins Park.
No Tears For The Attacker, Please, Just the Truth
Already, with much fanfare, some lawmakers are calling for an investigation of how the Army let Major Nidal Malik Hasan fall through the cracks. Although that is a wise investigation, so would a probe of how the medical community gave him a pass as he exhibited strong bouts of anger toward America and the war. The Major faces charges of killing 13 innocents at Fort Hood, Texas, and leaving 29 wounded.
What really concerns me is the beginning of the attacker sympathy, the standard rhetoric about the stress factors that can cause someone to commit mass murder. Whatever the motives, I view this as an act of terror. Motives should be examined, of course, but Major Hasan’s attack was sheer terroristic murder. Stress in time of war is a real problem that should be treated with absolute sensitivity and much more caring than our government has exhibited so far. But this case should be investigated, not only as a psychotic dilemma, but as an act of war, because that is exactly what it was.
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You assume the people who crossed the border into Iran are not spies. How do you know? What facts do you have that we do not have? Please report.
What is your problem with Muslims? You complain about them a lot. How about that Goldstone Report? How can the U.S. support a terrorist regime like Israel’s, which attacks Palestinian civilians to scare terrorist organizations. That is also terrorism.
Larry do you do this on purpose? Are you purposely torturing and taunting your readers? Or are you genuinely out of touch and fail to glean even a sense of what is really important? You are a piece of work either way.
Larry you are a cheap bastard. You exercise in your basement on your 15 year old treadmill. You don’t want to pay $90 a month to join a reputable health club. You go with your wife as a free guest at Curves twice a month. I’ve seen you in that black spandex outfit. Not pretty. Not appropriate for a 67 year old portly man. You look like a gay cat burglar. You need to buy an oversized gray sweatsuit if you are going out in public. Unless you want to look gay or like a criminal. This look is criminal. Back to healthcare. So basically you want the government to pay your $90 month membership to go to a health club. Do you want them to send 30+ NutriSystem meals a month so you can shed your love handles? Do you want them to supply healthy treats so you won’t be forced to eat Cheetos and drink winecoolers? Where does it end?
Larry when does the US Government stop bailing out stupidity? Why is Washington supposed to bailout out nitwits? If 3 hikers decide to hike in the mountains of Iraq in the middle of a 9 year war they should have their heads examined. Maybe by Major Hasan. What were they thinking? Appalachian Trail too tame? Rockies not challenging enough? We did Alps last summer. Let’s go to Iraq! Stupid! Like those nitwits that stumbled into North Korea. These dumbshits should be abandoned after normal diplomatic channels fail. They are lost souls. There has to be some accountability here. They pick the 2nd worst place in the world to be hiking and wander into Iran. Stupid! Where are they going next year? The mountains between Afghanistan and Pakistan? Yeah that would be another good choice. I say let these nitwits talk their own way out of this. Or send Jimmy Carter over to help them (smile).
I can tell you the Biden Administration will not go groveling for nitwits. You do something stupid and you are on your own. We might bail Larry Kane out of jail if he gets arrested outside of Curves mistaken as a gay cat burglar. Not that there is anything wrong with that.
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No one should go hiking in war zones near the borders of countries the US doesn’t have diplomatic relations with. I don’t feel sorry for people who use blow driers or toasters in the bathtub either. Just because you’re a US citizen doesn’tt mean you have a license to be an idiot.
Amen brother. That’s something we can all agree upon.
Larry, you are truly incredible. Get a clue, my friend.
i read a suggestion yesterday that the next “trip” would be sailing off the coast of somalia.makes the same sense.
Typical Politically Correct, ultra Liberal Larry. Let’s help everyone.
Excepting the Muslims Fish Filet. Excepting the Muslims my fish sandwich brother. Larry is pretty bigoted when it comes to Israel which bullies around neighboring countries and has no real claim to exist as a state as the people who lived there certainly did not vote it into existence.
Larry, I am so sick of hearing about being politically correct. I was going to compliment you on taking a stand against Hasan. What he did was commit an act of terror. But you and your wimpy ways had to of course say he should also be investigated for psychotic behavior. Of course the guy was psychotic. How else could a person pull out a gun and start firing away. The core of the matter is that certain Islamics hate the western world and we should be ready to combat these people at every turn. Even if it means ruffling a few burkas. Call a spade a spade Larry. This was Islamic terrorism, pure and simple.
I am waiting for Mr. Kane to write about H1N1. It could kill us you know.
H1N1 is a red herring. Mr Kane has already gotten his shot.
Point taken Sinbad. Larry is not writer-friendly to Muslims.
I said H1N1 could kill us. I did not say it would kill Mr. Kane. He has connections so he will not get hamthrax.
Mr Kane more likely from being killed from the mercury in the Goldfish he eats.
Waiting for the 7:01. Late again.
I forgot to mention that I was in Detroit on Monday for a fundraiser. Fresh off my success in Upstate NY with William Owens the DNC dispatched me to Michigan. 2 junior congressmen needed help with a fundraiser. VP Joe to the rescue. Raised $318K at a breakfast. That should pay for a bunch of TV ads in the boondocks of Michigan. Reps Peters and Schauer were pleased. Then I shared a chili dog at the Coney Island in Detroit with Governor Granholm. She’s a piece of work. The Michigan economy has been on the brink since the 80′s but the Dems keep getting elected on the promise of better times for the carmakers and new businesses. When are these jamokes going to realize that it hasn’t happened and it won’t. We’re selling dreams. Fantasies. False hopes. Whatever. We keep getting elected here. Even nitwits like Gov Granholm. God I love blue states like this.
Did you see my quote, “it’s always a bad bet to bet against America”? Pretty catchy huh? Tugs on your heartstrings. That’s what I told all the leaders of those Third World Central European Countries I visited.
Another word on the hikers. Actually one word: GPS. Well actually that is a 3 word acronym. You get my drift. Miss Garmin would have told them they were entering a hostile country. She gets me all over DC without any mishaps or missteps.
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Memo to Fish Filet: you can’t get Mercury from eating Goldfish. They are a cracker not a fish from the ocean depths. Even an idiot knows that. I’m proof of that.
Big Red Larry will not get H1N1. He never leaves his house except for his weekly Comcast broadcast. He lacks the possibility of exposure. Literally and figuratively.
Sinbad why are you such an angry recurring sock puppet?
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Joe you should know with your knowledge of international diplomacy. I am angry because people like Mr. Kane champion the brutal Israeli regime while slandering every Muslim state in the neighborhood. Israel sells more arms that kill more people than any Muslim state. You can look it up. Thugs like Netanyoohooo make Iran’s leaders look like Mr. Rogers.
Larry, you finally got one right! You are
dead on with your assessment of Fort Hood.
Obama expressed more outrage at a white police
officer doing his job in Cambridge than he
did over a muslim extreamist who killed 13
American soldiers. That about sums up how
out of tune he is on such matters, and it
should be a grave concern to all Americans
that the president is not getting the tragedy
and identifying what it really is because he
is so blinded by political correctness. Our
country is less safe now, and its going to
cost Obama poltically, but how many more
American soldiers will die and be disrepected
before the president wises up?
I remember when George W. Bush said that it was God’s will that American soldiers die. Why did he hate American soldiers? Christians hate American soldiers and worship a God that kills them and does not protect them.
We can’t rush to judgement on Fort Hood, but
its okay to rush to judgment on small town
police matters even if you don’t have all the
facts.
When an abortion doctor is murdered why doesn’t
the president urge calm and acceptance of
peaceful pro life advocates? Are muslims the
only ones that should get this consideration
from government officials.
Everyone should focus on veterans today, two
wars are going on, deaths in Afganastan are at
a record, and the governement is worried that
Americans might rush to judgment about Fort
Hood. When is Obama going to make a judgment
about saving American Soldiers in Afganastan?
Did anyone see him giving shout outs to reporters
before he made his Fort Hood speech? The campaign
is over, its time to govern Barrack!
If you are keeping score…….
Islamic fanatics/ 13 dead American soldiers
State of Virginia/ 1 executed Muslim terrorist
Not a very good week for the home team
Score:
U.S. army officers: 1
U.S. enlisted cannon fodder: -13
I was actually sent as part of a right wing hoax to discredit ACORN, but I lost my bearings and got my hands on live ammunition.
Wow talk about your loonies. Was last night a full moon? I did pay my respects to the veterans yesterday. I wore my VFW poppy and went to Arlington for the service. Very somber. Yes I was a law student trying to avoid getting drafted when I went into the National Guard. There was no way I was going to Vietnam. Now the vets love me. Go figure.
It is interesting how much focus this Ft Hood tragedy has gotten. American soldiers killed by an American officer on an American Army Base. It’s almost unbelievable and unthinkable. How soon before there is a made for TV movie?
It comes at a perfect time for Barack. As the pressure for him to start fixing a plethora of serious problems mount he can appear very Presidential and lead a nation’s morning. The pressure is off him for 10 days as the media gives him a free pass. They will delve into every conceivable storyline and obscure fact concerning the Ft Hood tragedy. They have a fresh story to overkill and rehash. They are off the economy and unemployment for a couple of weeks. Barack might as well start his Thanksgiving vacation in Hawaii. Between Frosty the Snowman, Charlie Brown Christmas and this is your life Major Hasan there will be nothing else on TV.
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Waiting for the 7:01. I could not sleep after reading this story. For those of you that believe all the hype that the stimulus plan is working and creating jobs you must take 5 minutes to read this story.
http://www.boston.com/jobs/news/articles/2009/11/11/stimulus_fund_job_benefits_exaggerated_review_finds/?p1=Well_MostPop_Emailed5
I suspect that this Boston Globe story is a microcosm of what is being reported nationwide. And the Boston Globe is a liberal rag owned by the NY Times. How dare them expose this hoax.
For those of you not interested in reading the article here are some highlights (or lowlights):
64 fulltime jobs created at a Revere School to install 12 solar panels?
Fulltime jobs already created by work not slated to begin until next year?
Funds used for raises and promotions claimed as creating new jobs?
This could be one of the biggest frauds perpetrated on the US people since weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Where is the outrage? Larry perhaps you should jump on this story. Show some gumption. Put down your Cheetos and winecoolers. Turn off your TV re-runs. I bet you can uncover the same kind of evidence in the Delaware Valley. This could make for huge ratings on CN8.
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I love Charlie Brown Christmas! Its not
too far away. But let’s get excited about
Thanksgiving first!
In Flander’s Field
by John McCrae
In Flanders Fields the poppies blow,
Between the crosses, row on row,
That mark our place; and in the sky,
The larks, still bravely singing, fly,
Scarce heard amid the guns below.
We are the dead.
Short days ago,
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
Loved and were loved and now we lie,
In Flanders Fields.
Take up our quarrel with the foe
To you, from failing hands, we throw,
The torch, be yours to hold it high.
If ye break faith with us, who die,
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow,
In Flanders Fields.
So yesterday was supposed to be some kind of holiday? Poppycock. I avoided military service. It wasn’t a priority for me. It was a bunch of working class slobs. Me? I was going to make a lot of money. I couldn’t do that by getting killed in Vietnam. No sir. Besides, it’s for me to tell the old lie, not for me to believe it: dulce et decorum est pro patria mori. Am I right chickenhawks? Sure I am. Money party at my place tonight. Lynne is making arugula and caviar canapes before the key swap. Come one, cum all.
Dick, will your daughter be there? If so, I’m in!
Hil she’ll be there, but she’s coming with Ann Coulter, so good luck.
I miss the days when the thugs were running the White House. Hell I should just say it. I miss the days when I was the de facto thug in chief. Spreading “democracy” by thuggery! It was golden!
Now we are apologizing for everything you did – good and bad. I never realized that America was such a bad world leader until I joined this administration. Barry has me apologizing everywhere I go. I might be the Chief Apologist were it not for Barry himself. I miss the good old days of the Bush Administration as well. It may have continued had John or I been elected. This is what you get when you elect a spineless, underqualified career student.
Ask your daughter to save a dance for me. Ann Coulter is straighter than an arrow, sweetie. Did you see her photos in Playboy? I wish I looked that good at 44. I wish looked that good at 24. Maybe I need a Brasilian wax.
Hey Dick, are we all invited to your throw down? Good thing you made your money before you got to the White House.
I had sex with Coulter. Let’s just say that her nickname “Man Coulter” is accurate. That Adam’s apple doesn’t lie.
Fish Filet please do come. I have some mercury for you. I was lucky to be able to use my contacts in D.C. to get a lot of Halliburton stock and then to come back to D.C. to take actions to increase the value of my Halliburton stock while I was running the country through my little Bush sock puppet.
Anyone want to know the identity of some CIA agents?
Dick Chaney, the country misses you! You kept
us safe. If terrorist were attacking our soldiers
from within, you would stop it, and not
apologize for it.
Lord Abott, I know Dick Cheney and this is no Dick Cheney. He is a sorry sock puppet impersonating a good leader and great American.
Screw that. If there’s a domestic attack, I go to my undisclosed bunker location and no one hears from me other than my cardiologist. They don’t call me chickenhawk for nothing.
Fish Filet do you remember the time that you came to Wyoming and we went and set a gay vagrant on fire? Wasn’t that fun?
Must have been another one of your sorry sock puppets, Dick. No Brokeback Mountain for me.
Why is everyone always picking on me? I’m just doing the best a guy can do with limited skills and aptitude.
If memory serves me correctly, a bike riding, spandex wearing poster use to misspell “Chaney” all the time. Has anyone ever seen he and Cheney in the same room together?
Joe, I’m begging you to shut up.
Peace. Out.
Larry, if it’s true what they say here about you constantly eating junkfood and drink alcohol, why are you concerned about healthcare? Do you really believe we will make you healthier? Ask Kirstie Alley how much she thinks we’ll help her.
No, it was you. I’m surprised you don’t remember Fish Filet. You’re the one who poured the kerosene on him and I’m the one who struck the match. I remember your particularly extreme excitement when the guy’s pubic lice started popping like tiny popcorn. It just isn’t the same when I go out wilding with Lynne.
Waiting for the 6:25. Getting in early today. I have a state lunch. After a big spread and a couple of drinks I’ll be asleep by 2:30. I’ll be put on the 3:50 train back to Wilmington. One time I woke up in New Rochelle, NY on a Friday evening. Getting old is a bitch.
There is no truth to the rumor that I was at the Andrews AFB Officers’ Club until 2AM watching strippers on Wednesday. Yes my Secret Service vehicles were returning from Andrews at 2AM. Yes they hit and killed a pedestrian. Yes my heart goes out to the family of the deceased. But I was not in either vehicle. I was not watch a stripper. I was not out drinking. I was asleep in Wilmington. Jill will corroborate my story. No scandal here ET.
Looking forward to the weekend. Maggies for heartattack breakfast. Home Depot for a demo. I do have to go appliance shopping with Jill as our microwave went this week. No late night popcorn for Joey. I can’t take another week of cold leftovers. I have my staff pouring over old Consumer Reports magazines looking for the best models and values. I found out I can’t just replace the microwave. I have to replace the stove, dishwasher and refrigerator as well. Why I asked? They all have to match. They all have to be the same brand, style and color. You have to be shitting me. Who gives a bleep? Jill does and that’s all that really matters isn’t it?
Go Eagles. Beat the Chargers. I should have fired up Air Force 2 and flown out to San Diego. One of the perks of the game. Weather is great in SD. I could have found some excuse. Oh well I’d rather see the demo at Home Depot.
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This Dick Cheney puppet is getting tedious. I too know Dick Cheney and you sir are no Dick Cheney. You sound more like Bill Clinton to me. Have a great weekend whoever you turn out to be.
I’ll be at Sears looking at Kenmores if you get bored on Saturday. I hear stainless steel is the way to go.
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Fuck you Biden. That’s right. I have a foul mouth. Just ask your Vermont butt buddy Leahey. Lynne loves it and so do the sanctimonious religious hypocrites in the right wing base. George might have sworn at reporters near open mics but I swear at people to their faces. Now shut up before I put Scooter Libby on you. I’ll leak more CIA identities than you can shake a hair plug at.
Wow Dick, I really miss your righteous anger
and vitiol. You were a fine VP, every time that
windbag Biden speaks it reminds the country
that we are less safe. In 2012 the question
Will be: are you safer today than you were
four years ago?? The answer will be a resounding
NO! And your lesbian daughter will be proud!
Cheney has gone over the hill. It must be from years of putting up with CNN and MSNBC.
First let me address Dick Cheney. Bring it on big boy! You think you can take an aging former high school football star? Along with 3 highly trained Secret Service agents? I think not drugstore cowboy. You and what radical right army?
Now back to more civilized talk. At Maggies now enjoying my 2 eggs over easy with a double side of corned beef hash and homefries. Now this is living. Then over to Home Depot. Demo is on basement lighting. You know different lighting schemes based on the level of how finished your basement is. We have a fully finished basement. Beau use to take his dates down there for who knows what. The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.
My Blue Hens have their hands full today. Playing Navy at Annapolis. The same Navy team that beat Notre Dame in South Bend last week. I guess we can hope for a Navy letdown. Otherwise it’s anchors away I fear.
Ahh to be going to the Parrott tonight. Just 6 and a half more months before the flameboyant Parrott is back in full steam. Oh how I miss those special nights.
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I want to adopt one of those Wednesdays children,
from Freddie Mac. They screwed up mortgages,
so they probably shouldn’t be offering children
for free adoption on TV.
I need help with a ton of wet leaves, any of you
guys want to come over and help? There’s a big
Cup of hot coco in it for you Ed.
What say Larry Kane about trying the terrorist in Cuba in NYC instead of military tribunal? Do these men deserve all of the rights and privaleges of U.S. Constitutiion?
It’s crazy. I bet the terrorsit will become great myrtrs of Islam. Their families will also sue the U.S. Government for cruel and unusaul punishment for the waterboarding, and will win millions. Obama is making one mistake after another and it is really starting to add up.
Time to stop giving shout outs and playing the part of president, now is the time to BE president. He is squandering a great opportunity because he is hamstrung by his liberalism and deep seated resentment toward military. He has an inate need to be accepted and well liked by all, which comes from deep seated insecurity of being a mix raced American with the internal struggle to crossover to both races and be liked by all. He’s afraid to make a big decision on Afghanstan, as its outcome will likey be determinant of his relection.
Obama wants to pull out of Afghanistan. He’s in over his head as president and has so many balls up in the air that each day it gets harder and harder to maintain the appearance of being our “Supreme Juggler”. The White House is turning into a circus and by the look of things this circus is just starting to ratchet itself up. From the bailout to cash for clunkers to 10 percent unemployment to the Health Insurance crisis, all we need now is a bunch of terrorists being brought to trial in NY. Now that won’t add to the circus atmosphere at all. He screwed up on the GITMO closing (his easiest campaign promise) and now has to show the world that we really are a nation of laws. Who cares? All of this is happening while his loyal constituents are waiting for their share of the stimulus package. Has Obama done one positive thing since he was sworn into office other than have a few beers and discuss racial differences around a table in the Rose Garden? Somebody help me on that one………
So I’ve screwed the pooch. What President in recent history has not?
I’ve screwed a few pooches in my day, and it isnt fun.
larry,how about a few kind words for that powerhouse football team Temple,when you check in next week that is..
Jack Russell makes a surprise appearance! how ya doing Jackie Packie? Hillary’s been looking pretty good lately, smokin hot in a sixtysomething closeted Wellseley college kind of way.
I was awakened up by Secret Sevice last night at 11:30. I thought the balloon went up or that Barack had been assassinated. Turns out Jason Sedakis on SNL was impersonating me. He portrayed me as a wacky nutjob taking advantage of Barack being in the Far East for 7 days. Where do these writers get these crazy ideas? I’m taking advantage of Barack’s absence to catch up on James Patterson novel, spend more time at Home Depot and start my Christmas list. I’m planning to do less work not more. Crazy!
Jack Russell guest appearance last night. Wow. Jack loves those underdogs. First Hillary now Temple. Jack must be a wise old Owl in crimson spandex. I’d throw a florescent orange vest on today if you are planning to pedal thru the puddles in Pennypacker Park today. You know those crazy PA deer hunters. They’ll shoot anything that moves. Even if it is crimson and on wheels. Boom! Whose next Jack Josh Shapiro?
Not so sure I want to watch the Eagles today. They may be in for another bad outcome. McNabb and Reid make me crazy!
Got to go back to Sears tonight. They have an extra 10% off Kenmore appliances between 6-9 tonight. What a deal. I told Jill we need to be home for Colts-Patriots at 8. Now there are 2 teams who know how to play. Are you ready for some football?
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Just had my morning coffee and can feel a huge BM coming on. Every once in awhile I’ll have one that is so stunning and magnificant, I’ll photograph it. My wife (and yes, I’m lucky to have one)use to think that was crazy, until I sold a series of such photographs at a gallery in SoHO before the economic crisis, shows how crazy things use to be- right??!!
Jimmy I am jealous of your huge BM. I have not had a massive dump since returning from Central Europe. Perhaps I should fly to Prague for some sausage and beer. I have regularity problems now. I have to take Metamucil daily just to keep any sense of regularity. Of course I suffer from abdominal fullness and bloating as a result. What I wouldn’t give for the good old days of daily massive dumps. Do you think your photos might help me?
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Jackie Packie thanks for the shoutout. Everyone knows I made Temple Basketball.
Temple basketball misses me more than I miss North Philly. The drive in from Chadds Ford everyday use to kill me. I spent a lot of nights sleeping in my office in Liacouras Center. Thanks again Jackie. I got some photos of Hillary you’d probably like to see.
Waiting for the 7:01. Another late night. This time watching football. I can’t believe New England lost that game. I can’t believe Coach Belichick went for it on 4th and 2 on his own 31. All he has to do is punt it away. He is supposed to be such a genius. As his bad decision unravels and the Colts win the game he has that “deer in the headlights” look. Kind of like Barack has most of the time.
Barack is so lost as to what to do about the economy and jobs that he’s flying to China to discuss with the Chinese. Yeah that’s where all our manufacturing jobs have gone. Does he think that if he asks the Chinese nicely they are going to give all those jobs back? Is he going to uncover some sort of secret as to why all the jobs went there in the first place? Hello it’s cheap labor. Is he going to threaten the Chinese with high tariffs and trade limitations? What is his “plan”? Deer in headlights. We need someone who gets it. Too much OJT.
Got a Kenmore microwave and stove last night at Sears. Smoking deal. 30% off. Bidens will now be sporting stainless steel in our kitchen. (I was sporting wood in the bedroom Saturday night) I wanted to buy the appliances at Home Depot but Jill insisted on Sears. Whatever. Lots of new features to play with. I’ll let Jill figure them out and show me. I have bigger problem to worry about. I am the first VP from Scranton. Hear me roar.
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I’ve screwed a few pooches including one called Scooter. Anyone want to go hunting? They don’t call me Deadeye Dick for nothing.
I had KBR build me my own secret bunker. So get fucked Amercia!
The left wing liberal press and Democratic Party have been trying to denigrate me personally and the vast accomplishments of the Bush Administration. I’m not sure whether it is envy or jealousy. In any case the vast number of true, law abiding, patriotic Americans can see through this deliberate misrepresentation and distortion of the facts. Perhaps it is their own inability to get around the problems of our time that leads to such scurrilous behavior and misrepresentations. God bless America and its people.
Duelling Dick Cheneys. Who would have guessed?
Larry, looks like you have lost your entire audience. If that’s what you were trying to accomplish, congrats appear to be in order.
Larry, where you been, out celebrating with Gene London and Al Meltzer on their induction into the Broadcasters Hall of Fame? You three could never get yourselves arrested so don’t even try. I rode with Gene one year on his Thanksgiving Day float. It was a big bore. Dennis the Mennace never showed up and the hot chocolate was cold. All that Al Meltzer cares about is tennis. He was a neighbor of mine and if he wasn’t doing a St. Joes game he was on the courts. Nothing worse than a old guy with no athletic talent pretending to be a star. Besides he never gave me a free ticket to any game. The only free tickets I got were from Dusty Felbaumer. He was a wrestling referee down at the Arena. That’s where the Texas Death matches were first performed.(I think) Gorilla Monsoon and Professor Tanaka. You couldn’t beat the action. Blood flew everywhere (Not sure if it was real). The Arena no longer exisits but it was a big time venue. I even saw James Brown perform there. “I feeel good…da da da da da da da…….. I knew that I would…..”
Waiting for the 6:25. Woke up early this morning because I fell asleep early last night. Boring MNF game. Quoth the Ravens nevermore. Browns either.
Hoping to get 18 holes in today before the weather turns. It is so nice when Barack is out of town. As long as I’m there for his 7AM conference call I’m golden. After an hour of blah blah blah China blah blah Korea blah blah blah Malaysia I’m a free man. 18 at the Army-Navy Club with Bob Gates. Late lunch and a few cocktails at the Prime Rib on K Street. Whisked back to Union Station for the 5:45 back to Wilmington. What a life! The only thing missing is a massive dump.
Ed don’t be to hard on our hero. He has so many things going on in his life. CN8. CN8. CN8. Re-runs. Cheetos. CN8. Tennis. CN8. CN8. Writing. CN8. CN8. You get the drift. Larry wouldn’t give you a free ticket either. He wouldn’t go anywhere without a free ticket himself. He might give you a backstage pass to his award winning CN8 show. You’ll have to come in and clean up for that though.
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Whoa. For a minute there, I started in with that old bullshit I don’t need to parrot anymore now that I don’t have to continue to mislead the idiots in our party’s base. I do kind of miss it, though, pretending that the only real Americans are the ones that slap flag decals on their cars and who waste their Sundays in church and shit. They’re so dumb, they eat that shit up with a fork and spoon and look past the huge amounts of damage someone like me did to the Constitution. It’s great. Throw some red, white, and blue up there and decry the “illegals,” and those morons will work themselves into a tea party lather and be ready to support whatever kind of curtailment of Constitutional rights you want to throw at them.
They’re so fucking dumb, I convinced them that Saddam Hussein personally flew a plane into the World Trade Center and then went back to Iraq to do shooters with Bin Laden. Morons! Just throw some NASCAR and offroad gasoline-powered vehicles at them, maybe a bass boat, and those chumps will put you into office even though you’re tapping their phones without any kind of judicial warrants or oversight. Those are the “REAL AMERICANS” who think they’re patriots. I laugh my ass off in my mansion, slurping down Johnnie Walker Blue like Coke, while those morons are out there shopping at Wal*Mart and applauding Bushie and me for denigrating the ideals and the document at the root of our democratic system of government and its separation of powers. They’re so AMERICAN that they’d support a dictator if he was anti-abortion and promised to get rid of the death tax, which only .00001% of them have to worry about paying anyway. Morons!
I must again apologize for the puppet defacing my name and image. Although the average American is generally disinterested in anything outside of their immediate family, job situation and national security. I would not portray them as morons. Perhaps that is a better description for the puppet disguised as me. Most Americans don’t care one way or the other about most of the key issues both parties debate. Both parties polarize issues to the point that people are forced to choose but reluctantly. Morons like the puppet fixate on extreme positions. The average American is more concerned about the holidays and Christmas gifts at this point. They just don’t want the Government taking over healthcare.
My apologies to the everyday American. God bless the USA.
Dueling delusional Dick Cheneys. Does it get any better than this?
The only morons are those of us visiting this website. Will the real Slim Cheney please stand up please stand up.
The irony is that Larry spends less time here than anyone else. What does he know that we don’t know?
Will Larry be buried with a box of Cheetos and a 4 pack of winecoolers? Will the CSI investigators find orange residue under Larry’s fingernails?
http://www.wtoc.com/global/video/flash/popupplayer.asp?ClipID1=4285612&h1=Editorial%20-%2011/09/09&vt1=v&at1=News&d1=186467&LaunchPageAdTag=News – Editorial&activePane=info&rnd=23374638
I tried to tweet but can’t figure out the technology. Where is Rahm Emanuel when you really need him?
I’ve returned to my roots. My Far East trip makes me feel right at home. Being born here.. urr in Hawaii.. 47 years ago. I feel a strong connection to the Asian people. Particularly the Muslims. Particularly the terrorists. The more Westerners they can blow up in cafes and hightclubs the better. Present party excluded. I must return to Washington and continue to fight the good Jihad.
I think we need a new topic. Larry, tell us
something we don’t know. Ed why don’t you
go on a depressing rant about something, it’s
always fun when you go to your dark place.
Ahoy maties! Arrr, i’ll be lea’in’ Filthydelphia as soon as the deck bar on the Moshulu is closed. Me may be a worldly buccaneer but e’en Me don’t walk the mean streets o’ Filthy at eve. Me will be gettin’ my grog onboard my ship. I’ll be sailin’ t’ warmer waters soon.
Whar is that salty dog Jack Russell. Fetchin’ some wenches in spandex I’ll bet. Aye. Arrrgh.
http://www.americanthinker.com/2009/11/obamas_mind_game.html
Dick Cheney
November 17th, 2009 | 9:58 am
Whoa. For a minute there, I started in with that old bullshit I don’t need to parrot anymore now that I don’t have to continue to mislead the idiots in our party’s base. I do kind of miss it, though, pretending that the only real Americans are the ones that slap flag decals on their cars and who waste their Sundays in church and shit. They’re so dumb, they eat that shit up with a fork and spoon and look past the huge amounts of damage someone like me did to the Constitution. It’s great. Throw some red, white, and blue up there and decry the “illegals,” and those morons will work themselves into a tea party lather and be ready to support whatever kind of curtailment of Constitutional rights you want to throw at them.
They’re so fucking dumb, I convinced them that Saddam Hussein personally flew a plane into the World Trade Center and then went back to Iraq to do shooters with Bin Laden. Morons! Just throw some NASCAR and offroad gasoline-powered vehicles at them, maybe a bass boat, and those chumps will put you into office even though you’re tapping their phones without any kind of judicial warrants or oversight. Those are the “REAL AMERICANS” who think they’re patriots. I laugh my ass off in my mansion, slurping down Johnnie Walker Blue like Coke, while those morons are out there shopping at Wal*Mart and applauding Bushie and me for denigrating the ideals and the document at the root of our democratic system of government and its separation of powers. They’re so AMERICAN that they’d support a dictator if he was anti-abortion and promised to get rid of the death tax, which only .00001% of them have to worry about paying anyway. Simpletons! Morons! They are easy to rule because they’ve convinced themselves that GOP means freedom. It doesn’t. It means big business control of government.
Missed the 7:01. Up late watching The Good Wife. I know it’s a chick show. I’m not even that crazy about Juliana’s looks. It is an interesting storyline and well written with good characters and subplots. No I don’t wear pantyhose when I’m watching. No I do not DVR Oprah in the afternoon. Larry may wear pantyhose when he watches though.
I shot a 98 yesterday at Army-Navy. I lost to Gates by 3 strokes. I had to buy at the Prime Rib. Ouch. Bar bill was more than the food. Go figure.
Not sure what I’m planning to do today. I brought in my 2008 World Series DVD which I may watch. I told my staff I’m going to hole up in my office and read the House healtcare bill cover to cover. Yeah right.
I look forward to Modern Family on Wednesday nights. Al Bundy is a riot. That gay couple is priceless. They remind me of a couple at the Parrott. Al’s Columbian wife and blonde daughter are smoking hot. What’s not to like? Not PC enough for you? Too bad.
Got to run. This blog has become all Dick Cheney all the time.
Biden/Biden in 2012! Beau has to be smarter than me
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By the by you can change this blog topic anytime you’d like Larry. It is old and stale. Our friends the pirates (and I don’t mean Pittsburgh) have returned. You can only imagine the mischief they will get into.
I recommend an immediate topic change. But what do I know?
Biden/Biden in 2012! Never boring never stale
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This is Ragin’ Dick, the Veep with the bad ticker that left George W. Bush a heartbeat away from the presidency. Buy I kid.
For a minute there, I started in with that old bullshit I don’t need to parrot anymore now that I don’t have to continue to mislead the idiots in our party’s base. I do kind of miss it, though, pretending that the only real Americans are the ones that slap flag decals on their cars and who waste their Sundays in church and shit. They’re so dumb, they eat that shit up with a fork and spoon and look past the huge amounts of damage someone like me did to the Constitution. It’s great. Throw some red, white, and blue up there and decry the “illegals,” and those morons will work themselves into a tea party lather and be ready to support whatever kind of curtailment of Constitutional rights you want to throw at them.
They’re so fucking dumb, I convinced them that Saddam Hussein personally flew a plane into the World Trade Center and then went back to Iraq to do shooters with Bin Laden. Morons! Just throw some NASCAR and offroad gasoline-powered vehicles at them, maybe a bass boat, and those chumps will put you into office even though you’re tapping their phones without any kind of judicial warrants or oversight. Those are the “REAL AMERICANS” who think they’re patriots. I laugh my ass off in my mansion, slurping down Johnnie Walker Blue like Coke, while those morons are out there shopping at Wal*Mart and applauding Bushie and me for denigrating the ideals and the document at the root of our democratic system of government and its separation of powers. They’re so AMERICAN that they’d support a dictator if he was anti-abortion and promised to get rid of the death tax, which only .00001% of them have to worry about paying anyway. Simpletons! Morons! They are easy to rule because they’ve convinced themselves that GOP means freedom. It doesn’t. It means big business control of government. Just look at Sarah Palin. Even an idiot like her can get elected with some lipstick and populist pap while she takes money from big oil and takes earmarks while publicly denouncing them. People in Wyoming are pretty dense, but I hear that they’re a pack of Einsteins when you compare them against Alaskans. Shit, those morons live in the dark for a few months every year.
Lets play match the names:
1-Ed a-Lord Abbott
2-George b-Yankee Air Pirate (in exile)
3-Leo Bloom c-Ed
4-OOOJ d-Fish Filet
5-Yankee Air Pirate e-Dick Cheney
I believe OOOJ is joe Biden and Fish Filet is
Ed.
How about that Sarah Palin? She seems like a
High school cheerleader out to settle scores.
I guess middle America likes her, but I don’t
get the fascination with her, there is nothing
there politically, she is not very smart,
I don’t get it.
Ooops,substitute Joe Biden for Dick Cheney.
She had the opening drop in both Philly & St.Louis,she is hot in a cougar kind of way.
1 Ed = Dick Cheney 2 and Jimmy Swaggert
2 George = Dick Cheney 1
3 Leo = Yankee Air Pirate (in exile) and Cpt Hook
4 OOOJ = VP Joe
5 Yankee Air Pirate = Fish Filet
6 Jack Russell = Lord Abott
Peace. Out.
MSNBC is reporting that Trig has a higher IQ than Sarah Palin. Any truth to that rumor? I will bury her in 2012, cougar or not.
Peace. Out.
regarding #84,joe is right,you’re not too bright.
This is Ragin’ Dick, the Veep with the bad ticker that left George W. Bush a heartbeat away from the presidency. But I kid.
For a minute there, I started in with that old bullshit I don’t need to parrot anymore now that I don’t have to continue to mislead the idiots in our party’s base. I do kind of miss it, though, pretending that the only real Americans are the ones that slap flag decals on their cars and who waste their Sundays in church and shit. They’re so dumb, they eat that shit up with a fork and spoon and look past the huge amounts of damage someone like me did to the Constitution. It’s great. Throw some red, white, and blue up there and decry the “illegals,” and those morons will work themselves into a tea party lather and be ready to support whatever kind of curtailment of Constitutional rights you want to throw at them.
They’re so fucking dumb, I convinced them that Saddam Hussein personally flew a plane into the World Trade Center and then went back to Iraq to do shooters with Bin Laden. Morons! Just throw some NASCAR and offroad gasoline-powered vehicles at them, maybe a bass boat, and those chumps will put you into office even though you’re tapping their phones without any kind of judicial warrants or oversight. Those are the “REAL AMERICANS” who think they’re patriots. I laugh my ass off in my mansion, slurping down Johnnie Walker Blue like Coke, while those morons are out there shopping at Wal*Mart and applauding Bushie and me for denigrating the ideals and the document at the root of our democratic system of government and its separation of powers. They’re so AMERICAN that they’d support a dictator if he was anti-abortion and promised to get rid of the death tax, which only .00001% of them have to worry about paying anyway. Simpletons! Morons! They are easy to rule because they’ve convinced themselves that GOP means freedom. It doesn’t. It means big business control of government. Just look at Sarah Palin. Even an idiot like her can get elected with some lipstick and populist pap while she takes money from big oil and takes earmarks while publicly denouncing them. People in Wyoming are pretty dense, but I hear that they’re a pack of Einsteins when you compare them against Alaskans. Shit, those morons live in the dark for a few months every year.
Did you see the people lining up to pay good money for the tripe book Palin is selling? I’ll read some more about how to get rich and stay rich by exploiting lowbrow American’s warped sense of patriotism, not worship some idiot with bad rouge and an updo.
Dick you have it down pat. Isn’t it great?
yap=yap (in exile)
ed=ed
george=joe biden
oooj-lord abbott ( shaky pick)
leo=fish filet (leo’s non pompous side)
Well Larry I think you’ve finally wore us down. No clever characters can save this lonely isolated outpost of a blog site. It’s just you….. well not you it’s just us few left to carry on and that’s not going too well lately. I checked the calender and couldn’t find any new holidays so I figured that you must be putting the finishing touches on your new book. It’s hard to believe that Sarah Palin got her book published before you did. She must be a very smart person. Two months on the campaign trail and she has enough material to write a book. Of course you could say how could Obama write two books about himself before he even got elected to office. Go figure….. I’m writing a book myself it’s called “Larry Going Rouge” It’s about a cross dressing TV anchor who works the 6 o’clock news as a man and the 11 o’clock news as a woman.
Larry, I hope that you haven’t put the final touches on your new book. It’s me Dawn and I have a few things to say about the media and the way the news is broadcasted in Phila. First off I love my Larry Mente dearly. He graduated West Chester University with honors and never shanked any skanks while attending the school, unlike a lot of others that went there. Secondly, Alycia Lane is a skank and for her to get another job in LA is beyond belief. I’ve decided to watch ……….. oh I can’t bring myself to watch any news any more. It’s all so depressing. I lost my job and I have to face the reality that I no longer am going to have the job of reading words off a telepromter. Larry help me ……… how does one give up their life’s calling so quickly. I’ve always read the news………. what else can I do? Reading is in my blood and if I can’t use a telepromter any longer I just might have to start reading a ……. yuk book or a newspaper or some kind of magazine….. Even Sarah Palin has a problem reading. I think Katie Curic told me that. I guess that I will have to take up hunting moose or the plural of moose. Let me see I shot a moose…er ah I shot two mooses. That doesn’t sound quite right. aahhhh Larry what is the proper plural for mooses? Boy I wish there was a telepromter around when you need one..
Sorry I missed a day. I had a Fast Forward episode. I saw myself as President of the USA in my Fast Forward. We were at the election victory celebration at the Elk’s Hall in Scranton. Not sure why I chose to celebrate there. I guess to prove I’m a man of the people.
Watching the bloggers leave this site is like counting one little two little three little indians but in reverse. It is sad to watch the exodus of good bloggers. What was once a proud site is now relegated to duelling Dick Cheneys. Who would have thunk it? It must be driving Larry to drink a second 4 pack of winecoolers a day that conservatives Cheney and Sarah Palin rule his roost. Maybe this is an elaborate trap to catch all progressive thinking conservatives under a net and send them to gulags. This Joe will not be the Joe McCarthy of the 21st Century. My Fast Forward tells me I’m going to be President! Undoubtedly elected in a landslide over Sarah Palin/Bobby Jindal ticket. Can you envision those debates? I’ll slice her and dice her like a Vegematic. I’m that good! She’s that bad!
TGIF. Another weekend straight ahead. Looking forward to my Saturday at Home Depot. I wonder what’s on the docket there tomorrow? Easing into the long weekend. I have a lot to be thankful for this Thanksgiving. Barack has been out of the country and leaving me alone. The government run healthcare debacle has not been approved yet. Sarah Palin is widely viewed as dumber than me. I don’t need to go back in for more hairplugs. Jill is busy with this veterans’ nonsense so I can enjoy my time off. Life is good for the 1st VP from Scranton.
Biden/Biden in 2012! Think of the possibilities
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Joe I heard today was your birthday and I Just wanted to sing………. “Happy birthday Mr. vicepresident, happy birthday Mr. vicepresident………” Just picture me on the cover of Newsweek Magazine in my short shorts.
PS Looking forward to our next debate.
Joe I did hear a funny line you quoted this past week concerning the stimulus money. You said we have to spend more money in order to get ourselves out of this recession. We’re in much deeper than throwing more money at our economic problems. It’s a whole mentality. OUr country is feeling the pain of low esteem and we’re loaded all that pent up guilt for the sins that America has perpetrated upon many souls throughout the world.
Add to that the fact we now not only have to pick up our dogs’ poop but but somehow we must get that poop recycled back into the enviorment without harming the ecological balance of nature. And it goes without saying we can no longer use a plactic baggie to pick up the aforementioned poop. Talk about a green job. Professional pooper scoopers will scour the countryside looking for the remains left by our pooches. I say “green” (but that is only in my dogs’s case) it can be brown or black or a mixture of green and gray, but it all boils down to a new an exicting opportunity in the “Green Industry” for those out their who have lost their manufacturing and banking positions.
This is Ragin’ Dick, the Veep with the bad ticker that left George W. Bush a heartbeat away from the presidency. But I kid.
For a minute there, I started in with that old bullshit I don’t need to parrot anymore now that I don’t have to continue to mislead the idiots in our party’s base. I do kind of miss it, though, pretending that the only real Americans are the ones that slap flag decals on their cars and who waste their Sundays in church and shit. They’re so dumb, they eat that shit up with a fork and spoon and look past the huge amounts of damage someone like me did to the Constitution. It’s great. Throw some red, white, and blue up there and decry the “illegals,” and those morons will work themselves into a tea party lather and be ready to support whatever kind of curtailment of Constitutional rights you want to throw at them.
They’re so fucking dumb, I convinced them that Saddam Hussein personally flew a plane into the World Trade Center and then went back to Iraq to do shooters with Bin Laden. Morons! Just throw some NASCAR and offroad gasoline-powered vehicles at them, maybe a bass boat, and those chumps will put you into office even though you’re tapping their phones without any kind of judicial warrants or oversight. Those are the “REAL AMERICANS” who think they’re patriots. I laugh my ass off in my mansion, slurping down Johnnie Walker Blue like Coke, while those morons are out there shopping at Wal*Mart and applauding Bushie and me for denigrating the ideals and the document at the root of our democratic system of government and its separation of powers. They’re so AMERICAN that they’d support a dictator if he was anti-abortion and promised to get rid of the death tax, which only .00001% of them have to worry about paying anyway. Simpletons! Morons! They are easy to rule because they’ve convinced themselves that GOP means freedom. It doesn’t. It means big business control of government. Just look at Sarah Palin. Even an idiot like her can get elected with some lipstick and populist pap while she takes money from big oil and takes earmarks while publicly denouncing them. People in Wyoming are pretty dense, but I hear that they’re a pack of Einsteins when you compare them against Alaskans. Shit, those morons live in the dark for a few months every year.
Did you see the people lining up to pay good money for the tripe book Palin is selling? I’ll read some more about how to get rich and stay rich by exploiting lowbrow American’s warped sense of patriotism, not worship some idiot with bad rouge and an updo.
Unemployment up last month in 29 states & the District of Columbia.Obie’s got one term stamped all over him.
One term, like Jimmy Carter. Treasury Secretary
Geithner really got a bipartisan pummeling
yesterday. White House declared they had full
confidence in his ability, which means they
are busy choosing his replacment. Congress was
particulary harsh with the Secretary, saying he
wass a sissy and a pansey and that we don’t
need Nancy girls running Treasury. Even Barney
Frank chimmed in with nasty criticsm.
People actually work in the District of Columbia?
ed- i wondered about that too,figured it was some kind of run on sentence.
This is Ragin’ Dick, the Veep with the bad ticker that left George W. Bush a heartbeat away from the presidency. But I kid.
For a minute there, I started in with that old bullshit I don’t need to parrot anymore now that I don’t have to continue to mislead the idiots in our party’s base. I do kind of miss it, though, pretending that the only real Americans are the ones that slap flag decals on their cars and who waste their Sundays in church and shit. They’re so dumb, they eat that shit up with a fork and spoon and look past the huge amounts of damage someone like me did to the Constitution. It’s great. Throw some red, white, and blue up there and decry the “illegals,” and those morons will work themselves into a tea party lather and be ready to support whatever kind of curtailment of Constitutional rights you want to throw at them.
They’re so fucking dumb, I convinced them that Saddam Hussein personally flew a plane into the World Trade Center and then went back to Iraq to do shooters with Bin Laden. Morons! Just throw some NASCAR and offroad gasoline-powered vehicles at them, maybe a bass boat, and those chumps will put you into office even though you’re tapping their phones without any kind of judicial warrants or oversight. Those are the “REAL AMERICANS” who think they’re patriots. I laugh my ass off in my mansion, slurping down Johnnie Walker Blue like Coke, while those morons are out there shopping at Wal*Mart and applauding Bushie and me for denigrating the ideals and the document at the root of our democratic system of government and its separation of powers. They’re so AMERICAN that they’d support a dictator if he was anti-abortion and promised to get rid of the death tax, which only .00001% of them have to worry about paying anyway. Simpletons! Morons! They are easy to rule because they’ve convinced themselves that GOP means freedom. It doesn’t. It means big business control of government. Just look at Sarah Palin. Even an idiot like her can get elected with some lipstick and populist pap while she takes money from big oil and takes earmarks while publicly denouncing them. People in Wyoming are pretty dense, but I hear that they’re a pack of Einsteins when you compare them against Alaskans. Shit, those morons live in the dark for a few months every year.
Did you see the people lining up to pay good money for the tripe book Palin is selling? I’ll read some more about how to get rich and stay rich by exploiting lowbrow American’s warped sense of patriotism, not worship some idiot with bad rouge and an updo. What a joke.
Dick Cheney got one thing right in his run on diatribe. He is an idiot.
Can we start the Impeachment precedings now? Why do we have to wait until everyone is out of a job and their home?
Could we be any worse off right now if Johnny Mc, Joey B or Sarah P had been elected President? I think not.
Happy Birthday, Joey. You don’t look a day older than 67.
Good morning Delaware Valley. Thank yous go out to all of you that flooded me with cards, flowers, gifts and well wishes for my birthday. I was hoping to low key it here but what the hay. When your constituents love you they really love you.
We celebrated at Harry’s Seafood Grill down on S Orange Street. I get littlenecks and then lobster in the nude. I think I just like the name. I love the grilled roma tomatoes. They love to see the entire Biden tribe arrive. Big bill and big tip. That’s how we roll. Very nice evening.
Two nights a year Jill has a special treat for me. My birthday is one of those nights. For $30 bucks I could get one any night on K Street or at the Parrott but there is something special about your wife perfoming this act. You know she really doesn’t want to but she does it anyway on very special occasions. That’s the kind of power I have. That’s the kind of special positive energy I give off. It was wonderful. Thank you Jill!
Off to Home Depot today. Demo on installing replacement windows. I love to watch them shim. I could watch them shim all day. But alas I must return home. We are cleaning out our garage today. You know how stuff stacks up in there all summer long when you park the cars outside? Now you want to park inside but too much junk. It has to go. This is a rite of fall like leaves and football.
Did you ever watch It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia? Generally a pretty stupid show written by morons for morons (like Dick Cheney). They had the DENNIS Method of getting women to love you this week. Stupid but funny in a perverse sort of way. Check it out on On Demand. Especially you Dick Cheney. You seem particularly unhappy and spiteful.
Well got to run. Busy day. Oh how I love Saturdays.
Biden/Biden in 2012! Every day is a holiday and every meal is a banquet
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I believe Larry’s “gone rogue”.
Bike cops out in full fury this weekend.Too funny,all the violent crime in this city & Nutter want to focus on bikes.Well,come to think of it,they did manage to overcome the skate boarders,I guess killers are somewhere on the list,not just a real high priority.
Somewhere in that sea of spandex is Jack Russell. The thought of Larry in spandex is far more disturbing.
VP Joe, from my college days in Beantown that is referred to as a beanie. Twice a year huh, you need to tame your wild woman.
If we impeach Obama, does that leave VP Joe as President? Not sure I feel comfortable with our hero in the Oval Office.
Is anyone watching the Wanda Sykes show? Its
Liberaly biased comedy, so Larry Kane will love
it. Its actually fairly intelligent stuff,
so most of the writers here won’t get it. If
she makes the lampooning a little more even
handed, say 50-50, then it will be a success.
Wanda lives in Media PA with her white lesbian
lover and new baby, isn’t that wonderful!
SNL was fabulous last night, we’re back in
the golden age of that program, some will say
Skit with Obama and Chinese leader went to far,
it was comedy at its best coveying the truth
about Americas realtionship with China.