Comments on: Take The Bait For Race And We Are All In Trouble

By: John Fisher

John Fisher — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 02:13:17 +0000

Although they are easily recognizable, learning/joining/communicating with the Bedlamese is quite a challenge!!=:)

By: Captain Crunch

Captain Crunch — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 20:00:33 +0000

The Captain just went fishing with Fisher and we baited our hooks with race, man did we catch some whoppers! Baiting with race is the best kind of bait you can use for a big deep sea catch. I’m going to freeze some fish and we’re going to have a fish fry for ALL of the kids in the neighborhood; brown, tan, beige, taupe, cream. off white, ivory, ebony,walnut, mahogoney, albino (both negoro and caucasian albinos),yellow, redish, and vitiligo affected shades of skin color.

By: Jim Morrison

Jim Morrison — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 18:23:12 +0000

THE CAPTAIN GOT CRABS AND SET HIS CROTCH ON FIRE!!!!!!!

COME ON BABY SET YOUR CROTCH ON FIRE!!!!!!

ED TOOK A MASK FROM THE ANCIENT HALLWAY!!!!!!!

By: Ed

Ed — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 00:36:42 +0000

Larry, before you change topics for the week (unless one of your favorite people dies) I just wanted to commend all of your little sock puppets for their contribution to your blog. Who knows how bad it would be without Jim Morrison, Joe Biden and the insufferable Mr Fisher. Their debate on healthcare was classic. And how could I forget Lord Abbot’s view on the color of one’s skin, truly a lesson for us all. Finally Ted Kennedy’s confession topped it all off. What can I say ……….. Good work gentlemen see you again next week!

By: Captain Crunch

Captain Crunch — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 00:23:22 +0000

The Captain just got his new car with Clunker Cash! Vroom Vroom, I’m the smartest Captain in the room!

By: Laura Bush

Laura Bush — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 20:06:15 +0000

I want some of that new first lady. She is doing a great job. Mama wants it.

By: John Boehner

John Boehner — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 19:20:22 +0000

Barry invite me next time. I like Zima.

By: Barry O

Barry O — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 18:40:23 +0000

Looks like the beers were a little flat yesterday at the rose garden detente. Skippy Gates had a warmed over Sam Adams. Officer Crowley had a Blue Moon (I think Blue Moon sponsors his softball team) I had the King of beers a Bud Lite. And My faithful sidekick Joe Biden was on the wagon this week so I served him up a delicious non alcoholic beer.
You’d think four guys could get together and have a pitcher of beer and discuss the problems of the day without every one selecting their own special brew. That’s the real problem with society today Too many choices. Too many choices of beers, too many choices of cars and too many choices in health care insurance. I took care of the car choices, I’m working on reducing the health care choices and soon I will have the beer choices down to Bud Lite and Miller Lite.

By: John Boehner

John Boehner — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 18:09:28 +0000

Joe I would be glad to help you with that tan. One of the things that is great about being in my party is that no one ever thinks I am gay. Larry Craig almost blew it for me. In more ways than one.

By: John Fisher

John Fisher — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 17:24:27 +0000

No!! But, if I were a religious man, I’d hook you up with one which deals with bearing false witness against ones fellowman!!!=:)

There’s something old about “black face” doncha know!!!-:) There was a time when New Year Shooters, with shoe polish faces, paraded up Broad Street and down 2nd Street. That, now, is passe, my friend!!=:) Keep up with the times and use whipped cream. You might then get a sweeter reception!!=:)