HOW REFRESHING -JENNY SANFORD DOESN”T STAND BY HER MAN
Can you believe it? South Carolina First Lady Jenny Sanford has reversed the superficial trend of public wives who have stood by their men after being shamed and embarrased, their families shattered by public infidelities. Are you listening Mrs. Spitzer, Mrs. Ensign, Mrs. Craig, and the other loyal wives?
Sanford says she’s more interested in the stability of her family than the career of her troubled husband. That is refreshing. You wonder why wives who have been betrayed and humiliated can stand there with a stiff upper lip and take the abuse?
THE KING OF POP
And was he ever. My mind raced back to a sultry summer night in 1984 when we took th family to see the Thriller tour at JFK Stadium. Jackson was electric. What happened to him emotionally over the last 30 years will be the subject of books and documentaries. But one thing is clear – no one did the stage better than Michael Jackson.
IRV HOMER
A great loss. Few tapped the feelings and concerns of real Philadelphians like Irv. In many ways, his sharp and tart style paved the way for modern talkers. Irv was ornery, dramatic and very informed. He will be missed!
PHILLIE’S SECRET WEAPON -
Town is still buzzing over Jim Jackson’s spectacular radio play by play during the West Coast road trip. Jackson, the Flyer’s great broadcast talent, does baseball with the cadence and excitement that gives you a mental picture of the game. The sad loss of Harry Kalas has left the Phil’s broadcast team depleted. Jim Jackson should be doing even more play by play. That’s one fan’s opinion.
Comments(75)
Larry I masturbate all day to this Web site.
What!?! It is “refreshing” when a marriage falls apart and a family is thrown into turmoil. If she was truly more interested in the “stability of her family” she would try to make it work. I admire the women who show the strength to hold their family together through adversity. What is wrong wth this world? And what is wrong wit you Larry Kane? How dare you judge Mrs. Spitzer, Craig, et al.
Leo and I play tummy sticks. Sometimes Ed joins us, sometimes he doesn’t.
Leo loves the curves of my hips and my gentle, magnificent kisses.
Michael Jackson, Wal-mart and I all have boys’ pants half off.
moolB oeL you are arousing me.
Larry Kane you need to give some perspective before you compare Mrs. Sanford to the other cases. She found out about the affair and asked him to stop – she forbade him to see his mistress again and he did anyway. Had he done what the other men did, and stopped the behavior, she would have stayed with him and he would still be Governor.
So she stayed with him after finding out about nthe affair….and left him when he continued….that’s a very different situation.
Larry, how could you not mention Hillary Clinton in your list of women who stood by their cheating husbands? She is the Queen of Shame and Humiliation when it comes to cheating husbands.
As for Michael Jackson I wonder what his impact will be on future generations. His talent to entertain was beyond compare, both on and off the stage. I mean from moonwalking to grabbing his crotch, he never ceased to amuse. Unfortunately his obsession with plastic surgery and young boys will, as Larry said be the subject of books and documentaries for years to come.
Sanford missed the new GOP instructional video: http://bit.ly/24bf6
Michael Jackson was an alcoholic drug addicted pedophile who pissed away his talent and lived as a perverted recluse for the last 20 years. He is not the king of anything, Larry Kane and the rest of the liberal media are delusional in the fawning and worship of this false idle, its sickening.
Hi Larry
I appreciate your post about Iv Homer. Being honored to be on his show on March 27th, I was able to meet Irv personally. Irv was gracious to allow me to share with his listners what it is like living with epilepsy. A true public servant!!
He is being morned by many fans and willbe missed in the radio business….he was quite a pioneer and legend. His son will continue to keep his memory alive on his internet show!
Rest in Peace Irv!
Dan
Irv was often a great guest on my radio program, a true gentlman and a scholar.
What a deadly week in entertainment, Ed McMahon, Farrah, and Jacko, a deadly trifecta. I honored Farrah by looking at my collection of nude photos of her, she was a beautiful woman and a brave anal cancer survivor. It’s a shame she never could break through with acting, but those nude photos of her covered in gold paint at age 48 were really memorable. I’d really like to get autopsy photos of these entertainmnet legends to add to my celebrity corpse collection.
Marla, you make an excellent point. Hillary once said she was not a “Tammy Wynet stand by your man” type woman, then does exactly that with Bill. So that is quite remarkable. One has to ask, does Larry just not think before he writes, or does he purposefully ignore obvious examples that would make his point when they contradict his liberal agenda. Hillary would have been worth naming, thanks for doing it Marla, we need more courageous honest woman on this blog!!
So a sock puppeteer has attempted to appropriate my “blog distress” identity. Cute. I’m sure he’s having fun. However, as he’s arousing himself, I have to implore him: Please, Mr. Sock Puppeteer, don’t get too much Vaseline and ejaculate on your keyboard. You might have an accident.
Larry, why is it that your blog has become a lackluster second to the obituaries? All you talk about anymore seem to be people dead or dying. Whatever happened to the brave Mr. Kane we once knew? The one who wanted to paint the SEPTA trains and get FREE AIR for the working schlub? Please take up your sword again. If you’re ready to do so, please update your blog within the week and then meet me by the statue of Philbert at Reading Terminal Market at 12:30 p.m. on July 7. We can not only campaign for FREE AIR, but I can tell you how to smoke out the sock puppeteer who’s making a sick mockery of your blog.
Larry, this website has become a complete joke and an embarrassment to the journalist you once were. I’m not just speaking about unrestricted, rogue sock puppets trashing the site and the regular participants. I’m also refering to the drivel you throw out once a week as topics of conversation. I use to check your site and comment regularly. It is rapidly become a site that I don’t even think about anymore. Truly sad. I think we all agree on that.
You need intervention, Larry. This site has been floating listlessly for months with no captain or compass. If you are bored by it, just shut it down.
I agree with Ed #8. You somehow forgot to mention Hillary Clinton in a list of wives with high profile, philandering husbands. How could you possible exclude her? Are you in denial like she is or do you have political aspirations like she does?
My husband has taken a major stride towards mending our relationship. His stance on the issue of infidelity has changed dramatically. He’s put his foot down and tapped into his wide array of feelings. Standing (not quite standing) on his own two feet he’s put feelers out trying to reach others who experience the same mind set. When all is said and done it will take a big man to fill the shoes of my husband. As soon as my husband gets back from the airport I’m going to lay a big fat one on his sticky lips.
Furthermore, Michael Jackson should not be remembered as anything more than a freakshow serial pedophile allowed by lawsuit seeking parents continue to bring children into his liar while local authorities turn the other way. There is plenty of blame to go around.
The culmination of his life’s work and accomplishments in terms of songs, videos or dance moves was immediately eclipsed the first time he took advantage of a child.
Sick pervert, period. If you think otherwise, Larry, perhaps it is time for deep introspection.
Mr Oxy Clean is dead. Billy Mays the famous pitchman was found dead today. We’ll miss you Billy. You did so much for the infomercial industry. It just won’t be the same without you. I know Larry Kane will have a comment on your life, but that will take at least a week or so. Goodbye Billy we hardly knew ya, except for your loud obnoxious sales pitches
Is Larry really who he says he is? Check out http://www.mefeediacom/entry/still-at…larry-kane/10975363
Pay special attention to the artist’s drawing of the Zodiac man.
other other Jim, you are wrong, there is a Captain of this site and it’s me. I’ve searched the blogasphere in many different nations and have recently settled here. I am in charge. My second mate is Lord Abott of Worchester England (not #3 above, but all previous).
We now run this site and are working on ferreting out the rogue puppeteer who is as perverted an Michael Jacko Jackoff Boys. Recall that Michael called red wine Jesus Juice and fed it to children. Lord Abott’s friend Martin Bashir exposed his lunacy and perversion many years ago in his documnetary. Michael actually believed he was going to convince the world that adult men sharing their bed with young boys is normal. Larry KAne cant’t bring himself to confront truth or an honest accessmnet about any subject. He ignores truth beacuse of his liberal fear of being judgmental. He sickens me, but he is learning with every post how lame his own ideas are- its very humbling for him- The good new is that Larry is no longer any kind of voice in the media, thank God!
Billy Mays found dead! what a week. His autopsy is undeway and we hope to make free photos avaialble with every purchase of Oxi-clean.
Larry, please add a heartfelt good bye to your obituary blog. You must have known and loved him too. Tell us about your chance meeting with him in Atlantic city and how he will be portrayed in your forthcoming book.
With all of these celebrity deaths there is no way to find out what is going on in the political world. I guess this site is called news flash in name only. It has become a death flash. Ever since the death of Harry Kalas all Larry wants to do is talk about death, and only makes pollyanna comments about the news. I hope he keeps up the good work because it brings us so much joy. Death and dying really needs more attention.
Has anyone kept up with Birdie Africa? Why did Wilson Goode incinerate those innocent Philadelpians? They should be remembered on this macbre site too.
A 19 year old who ran for city council in Atlantic City died in a pool this weekend. When will it stop!!!
Larry, it’s Sunday night time to change the blog topic.
Change to Billy Mays obit. Now he’s a real American hero – Oxy-clean – Shameze smooth – the real deal. Not a phony-bologna Hollywood loser.
Call it an “Ode to Oxyclean”
TMZ is reporting that three more celebrities will die this week…
Walter Cronkite… hang in there man. They say that bad things happen in threes, after this week all I can say is that I need a vacation, or at the very least some overtime pay……
No one will replace Gary Pappa…. no one will replace Ed Mcmahon… no one will replace Farah Fawcett… no one will replace Irv Homer…. no one will replace Michael Jackson… and finally no one wants to replace Billy Mays……
oops is that politically incorrect? Billy why didn’t you just fulfill your destiny and become a TV evangelist instead of a TV pitchman? On second thought maybe they are one in the same.
Andy Rooney-Goode pickled off that bomb because Democrats hate America.
Forget Michael Jackson,a weirdo only Libs could like.Jim Jackson,,on the other hand, is a great guy,the voice of the Cleveland team back in the IHL before they were absorbed by by the AHL.Jim learned an important lesson,be nice to the people you meet on the way up,you’ll meet the same people on the way down.
Sham-Wow! Billy Mays died because he used Oxyclean to brush his teeth.
Larry it looks like you can rest easy on the Bernie Madoff case. 150 years behind bars might serve him well. When he gets out I hope to be there myself. I might even shake his hand. If he’s buried that money somewhere it won’t do him any good. 150 years from now a couple of billion won’t buy you a boat slip in Wildwood, let alone a boat.
Bernie Madoff took advantage of adults that should have known better.
Michael Jackson took advantage of kids whose parents should have known better.
President Obama is getting into a debate with Ahmadinejad over the Iran elections and he should know better.
Why are we even talking about Mark and Jenny Sanford?
Larry, all of the deaths from the previous week have left me a little depressed. All I can think about is my mortality. From a great guy like Gary Pappa to an old war horse like Irv Homer the Grim Reaper made no distinctions. I guess when your time is up, your time is up. I really felt sorry for Farrah. To die on the same day as Michael Jackson, she has kind of gotten lost in the iconic atmosphere. Michael’s passing stirred images up of the past. The great music the pioneering videos, he set the standard for entertainment. Now look where we are. What music and where did all the entertainers go? As for Ed Macmahon, I cringe when I see Dave Letterman he is so not funny and Conan is not exactly ready for prime time. Ed and Johnny set the bar too high and I guess so did Michael Jackson.
The last blow of the week was Billy Mays. Billy Billy Billy what can I say? He was hard to watch yet I couldn’t turn away. The voice the beard the blue shirt there was something that he had that was unlike all the other infomercial announcers. Now we’ll never know his secret. He has taken it to his grave. Well that’s it Larry, I’m still depressed but maybe in my own way I helped to make someone else depressed too. It’s never good to feel you are alone…….
I never get depressed. I don’t care who’s died. As long as it wasn’t me I’m OK. Depending on who’s died I figure to make a buck or two. Take Michael Jackson for instance. He’s actually better off now than he was during the last ten years. People are buying his records and his “debt will be gone in a week”. Now that’s looking on the bright side of life….er ah death.
Larry, Michael has touched me in ways I am not permitted to talk about. Leo is gay, that’s all I have to say.
Ed, you’re very astute. But please stop touching yourself.
It looks like all the faint of heart have left this site. I’m still game. You never know where your next million will come from. Maybe I’ll run into somebody that has an idea for my next super dooper, extravagant, over the top, unbelievable, stupendous, unbelievable, project. And then again maybe not……
You all have to excuse me somewhat. I’m still recovering from the death of Michael. Such a nice boy that Michael was. He sure took Neverland to heart. I don’t think he ever landed on this earth. He was always moonwalking. Fifty years old,…. Fifty…. Now that is a big number for a resident of Neverland.
Apparently he didn’t realize you can’t live in Neverland after Forty.
Karl Malden is dead! What’s going on, how could this happen?
He was only 97, why is God taking all of the great one?
Larry tell us what is was like when you interviewed
Michael Jackson and exclusively travelled with him.
You were so fortunate to have known and to have been loved by Jacko!
Larry, Karl Malden left home without it.
Where is our FREE AIR? Will Senator Specter support FREE AIR as a Democrat? What does your buddy Ed Rendell think?
Judge Larry Seiden(Anna Nicole Smith case) has spoken up on the Michael Jackson situation. He’s saying that Michael will have so many drugs in him that he will be able to light up the Christmas Tree a Rockefeller Center this Christmas. Spoken like a true……… Jurist. BTW….. Mr. Seiden do you want some lox on your bagel?
Don’t think badly of my Dad. Sure he’s a narcissistic and arrogant bastard but that’s what makes him loveable. It’s the same pouty, spoiled boy attitude that endears him to America. Secretly everyone wants to be The Donald down deep. So when he has far too much to drink in the late evning and posts craziness on this site, please overlook his misguided postings. It’s the scotch that makes him do it. As for me, I’m Donnie Jr. I’m biding my time waiting for The Donald to kick. I have no discernable talent or skills but I have attended America’s finest schools. All I need is what I already have: Trump last name and a trust fund.
Lord Abott predicts four Jewish players will be invited to
Major Leauge All Star game on July 14.
This will be a first time four Jews are named to the event.
Larry Kane will be brought to tears, and will write
And talk about it for years to come.
What would be ‘refreshing’ would be a blog topic change on a regular basis…
Larry, I don’t mean to suggest that you neglect your blog, but I just saw a tumbleweed roll by.
Leo, stop being an asshole for one day please.
You know the economy is bad, not that it affects me, but when I went to rent some storage space today the manager read me the rules. 1st rule was you can’t live in the unit. The 2nd rule was no storing of dead bodies. True story……..
Too much Jacko coverage!
There will be a backlash, main stream America
Does not care about him the way Hollywood and Larry Kane do.
Lord Abott is mouring Karl Malden today, and predicts
Philis Diller dies over the weekend, then suddenly next week
Florence Henderson followed by Bryant Gumbel.
There is a new cable channel called the. Obituary Channel,
24-7 of dead celebrity news and E-true hollywood
Stories- all post mortem!
Lord Abott, I will decide who dies next, not you, only I have the power.
It’s being reported that Michael Jackson wore a Depends adult diaper at all times, not becasue he needed to, but because he had a fear of toilet seats and looking at what he called his “dookie” after he made it in the toilet. A personal assistant changed him like a baby on a changing bed. He generally made soft diarea like waste, but he was always blindfolded when being changed so never really saw it for himself.
The difference between me and Michael is that I’m proud of my dooty. Mother always said that my dooty was a beautiful sight (or site), I’m not quite sure what she meant. Anyway when I was young and took a crap it was a major achomplisment. No one in my family could produce crap like I could, and I’m happy to say that I continue to produce some of the best crap in the world.
Like the Trump Tower, Dad!
Dad, I gotta run. I’ve gotta mixer tonight at Penn.
Son it’s not polite to brag
It’s funny that the Jacksons haven’t contacted me with regards to Michael’s funeral. I’ve got some classy ideas for the big day. I tried to contact Ben Krass of the old Krass brothers but he wasn’t available. You remember old Ben “if you gotta go go in a Krass Brothers’ suit”. I think Ben is no longer with us…… Besides that might have been too classy for Michael.
I used to hang out with old Ben Krass during his hay day, he was about seventy five at the time. And still the man could field a stream of women to die for.
Apparently that’s just what happened, he died……….
You know Karl Malden had one big nose.
You know what else….. Michael Jackson had an itsy bitsy little nose. He wasn’t born with it but that’s what he ended up with.
Can we add Donald Trump to the list of dying celebrities? No offense Dad but your killing us.
Donnie Jr, remember that trust fund of yours I’d always promised. Think again my young dooty head. I am actually taking over this blog and calling it Trump’s Voice of “class”. 24/7 nothing but classy stuff. I’ll write some of the real classy stuff myself but I will also hire some ghost writers like Vince Fumo and Bonnie from the infamous “Bonnie and Clyde” duo in Phila. I’ll also use Milton Street on occasion, he’s always good for a laugh. I was thinking about using Irv Homer’s disenfranchised son but he sounds a little angry, at least that’s what Stu Byofsky told me.
Go back to NYC Donald Trump, Philadelphia hates you and it will become your grave if you do not leave immediately.
Sarah Palin is being unfairly critcized for not breast feeding her baby. It’s outrageous becasue the baby is retarded and has trouble sucking on Sarah’s nipples. This is a common problem with retarded children and its not because Govenor Palin is an unloving mother or she cares more about her work. It’s all true, its on the internet and I printed it out in color and have it right here, and I’m reading it right now!
I hope my new baby is healthy and able to breast feed. My husband wants me to hire a Jamaican wet nurse to take the wear and tear off of my own perky breasts and to ensure a good milk supply
for the delicious frozen vanilla smoothies I started making for him after our first baby.
God Bless all of you, even the dirty fowl mouthed liberals.
I once knew a man named Kane
Only half of his fans were sane
The other half he knew
belonged in a zoo
Or somewhere they would be restrained
Larry, will Irv Homer’s unacknowledged son miss his father? Its a very sad story, he was a legitimate child from his first marriage. It makes people realize what a pile of crap Irv Homer was,gave his own son just a cowboy hat and two caps guns his entire life and never made any other effort with the boy. Yet, this piece of garbage, Homer, went on the radio and TV and lectured, argued, potifiicated about all kinds of things, especially parental responsibilitiy. He is trash , and Philadelphia’s air waves are better off without him!
Elizabeth Hassleback, you are one sexy pregnant minx. Yeeeaaah baby as Austn Powers would say. Elizabeth, if you can hear me I’d like to put you on the cover of my new magazine called “Trump A Class Act”. I’d have you pose naked in all your pregnant glory while the dried up hags Whoopie, Joy Behar and the other old lady look on you with envy. The headline will read “How’s the View?”
Donald, you would’t be able to handle my view, plus do your fingers smell funny? Why do you keep smelling them on TV?
I’m really proud of Sarah Palin’s resignation. Now shw can spend more time with her retarded son and the rest of her dysfunctional children. I think the Letterman comment was the last straw, afterall its a family of innocnet children, and if she doesnt want that cute little daughter to get as screwed up as her eldest sister, then Sarah needs to be a mother right now. Palin is finished politically and will not be running for president. I’m kind of sad about that, becasue Sarah made me look really smart!
I am definatly a Republican but I never understood Sarah Palin being nominated as a vice president. Sure, she’s got gams that even Larry would drool over, yet the full breath of her understanding of national and world affairs seemed rather limited. It was a death knell for the Republican party. How could they nominate such a low grade politican? On the other hand Huckabee and Sanford and Ensign aren’t much better. And if I hear Gingrich’s name again I think I’ll puke.
Sarah Palin is a genius
I just threw a new born litter of kittens into my swimming pool. It so funny they all drowning, they stupid American kittens!
Barrack Obama wants to pass a law that will require all woman who have donated eggs to fertility clinics to give DNA samples to the federal government. The law will be known a “Blanket’s Law” and the purpose will be to track down the biological mother of Jacko’s youngest child Blanket.
As usual tomorrow is the 4th of July. We in North Korea celebrate the 4th by setting off nuclear bombs, not fireworks. Only pussys set off fireworks. If you want to create a big bang use a big banger. For us it’s a nuclear bang. Ha Ha
Larry Kane to be named least patriotic Philadelphia newscaster on July 4th 2009. Patriot Watch has cited his crack-pot views which he documents weekly on his web site. He is a highly closeted left wing loon, who pretends to be even handed. Patriot Watch reviewed all 540 of his News Flashes and also declared he was not really a journalist. His writings were confused and extreamly biased and graded to be written on a 7th grade comprehension level. Congratualtions Larry, you finally won something!
Congratulations Leo, you are a homo! Find something else to do all day Fuckface.
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Just saw the fireworks, they really sucked, just like everthing else in philadelphia. The streets were crowded full of white trash and out of control blacks and puerto ricans. There were not enough portable toilets, so people were relieving themselves in front of million dollar townhouses and luxury high rises. Our founding fathers must really be proud! This is the City LArry couldn’t bare to leave for NYC? He needs his head examined, but we already knew that.