Comments on: Phony Writers, Sonia in Spotlight, Gas Pains http://www.larrykane.com/2009/05/26/phony-writers-sonia-in-spotlight-gas-pains/ LarryKane.com Thu, 29 Jul 2010 04:41:36 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Larry Kaighn http://www.larrykane.com/2009/05/26/phony-writers-sonia-in-spotlight-gas-pains/comment-page-3/#comment-14114 Larry Kaighn Sun, 07 Jun 2009 15:59:22 +0000 http://www.larrykane.com/?p=823#comment-14114 Yes Tom you are a liberal tool and a stuttering liberal tool at that. Time for the dog track. Speaking of tools I was back at Pocono Raceway yesterday. I was invited as a VIP guest of Comcast. I went even though I really wasn't interested. One NASCAR experience was enough for me. Anyway. I show up at Comcast VIP tent and the short little fat guy from the Armor All commercial is standing there. You know the guy that just stands there a stares at a car for a couple of hours. He's wearing a bright red jumpsuit with Ofiice Depot and Old Spice on it. 'm thinking this guy is a walking billboard. The closer I get I see more and more little ads all over the jumpsuit. Oh brother. I'm wondering why this short little fat commercial actor in the funny red jumpsuit is drawing so much attention in the Comcast CN8 tent. So I figure I'll introduce myself. I walk over and tell him I'm Larry Kaighn. Imagine my shock and surprise when he does not recognize me as the bigtime star I am. I ask him what a bad actor from a bad commercial is doing in the Comcast tent. He says I'm Tony Stewart. I say that's great but you haven't answered my question. Who does this jamoke think he is? Some two bit actor thinks I should know HIS name when he does even know MINE. Oh brother. Anyway. Later someone from CN8 explained to me that he is a perennial NASCAR top money winning driver. Who would know? How does a guy carrying the extra fat drive so fast. Anyway. I can not believe that TS is drawing all the attention in the tent and not me. Oh brother. Needless to say my second NASCAR experience wasn't any better than my first. Stick to the Armor All commercials fat boy. LK is in the house! Yes Tom you are a liberal tool and a stuttering liberal tool at that. Time for the dog track.
Speaking of tools I was back at Pocono Raceway yesterday. I was invited as a VIP guest of Comcast. I went even though I really wasn’t interested. One NASCAR experience was enough for me. Anyway. I show up at Comcast VIP tent and the short little fat guy from the Armor All commercial is standing there. You know the guy that just stands there a stares at a car for a couple of hours. He’s wearing a bright red jumpsuit with Ofiice Depot and Old Spice on it. ‘m thinking this guy is a walking billboard. The closer I get I see more and more little ads all over the jumpsuit. Oh brother. I’m wondering why this short little fat commercial actor in the funny red jumpsuit is drawing so much attention in the Comcast CN8 tent. So I figure I’ll introduce myself. I walk over and tell him I’m Larry Kaighn. Imagine my shock and surprise when he does not recognize me as the bigtime star I am. I ask him what a bad actor from a bad commercial is doing in the Comcast tent. He says I’m Tony Stewart. I say that’s great but you haven’t answered my question. Who does this jamoke think he is? Some two bit actor thinks I should know HIS name when he does even know MINE. Oh brother. Anyway. Later someone from CN8 explained to me that he is a perennial NASCAR top money winning driver. Who would know? How does a guy carrying the extra fat drive so fast. Anyway. I can not believe that TS is drawing all the attention in the tent and not me. Oh brother. Needless to say my second NASCAR experience wasn’t any better than my first. Stick to the Armor All commercials fat boy. LK is in the house!

]]> By: Tom Brokow http://www.larrykane.com/2009/05/26/phony-writers-sonia-in-spotlight-gas-pains/comment-page-2/#comment-14110 Tom Brokow Sat, 06 Jun 2009 23:01:57 +0000 http://www.larrykane.com/?p=823#comment-14110 Today is D-day's 65th anniversary, the greatest generation, bla,bla, bla. Larry Kane doesn't want to talk about WWII, bla, bla, bla Katie Couric is a moron, bla, bla, bla This site reflects what the greatest generation hatched. A bunch of imbeciles who follow a washed up newscaster, bla, bla, bla Kung Fu fighting requires expert timimg, bla, bla,bla Leo is a georgeous man who is always right, bla, bla, bla Jack Russell is a nice man, albeit a simple man with a mountain bike, bla, bla, bla, Sonny Lee is a reckless ricksaw driver, and a registered Reeepublican, bla, bla, bla Keeping a dog as a pet is good for your mental health, but bad for your pocket book, bla, bla, bla Kimba was a deer whose mother died in a forest fire, but was lucky to earn money making a cartoon about the incident, bla, bla, bla Everyone knows I'm a liberal tool who cannot hide my bias in old age bla, bla, bla. Today is D-day’s 65th anniversary, the greatest generation, bla,bla, bla.

Larry Kane doesn’t want to talk about WWII, bla, bla, bla

Katie Couric is a moron, bla, bla, bla

This site reflects what the greatest generation hatched. A bunch of imbeciles who follow a washed up newscaster, bla, bla, bla

Kung Fu fighting requires expert timimg, bla, bla,bla

Leo is a georgeous man who is always right, bla, bla, bla

Jack Russell is a nice man, albeit a simple man with a mountain bike, bla, bla, bla,

Sonny Lee is a reckless ricksaw driver, and a registered Reeepublican, bla, bla, bla

Keeping a dog as a pet is good for your mental health, but bad for your pocket book, bla, bla, bla

Kimba was a deer whose mother died in a forest fire, but was lucky to earn money making a cartoon about the incident, bla, bla, bla

Everyone knows I’m a liberal tool who cannot hide my bias in old age bla, bla, bla.

]]> By: Ed http://www.larrykane.com/2009/05/26/phony-writers-sonia-in-spotlight-gas-pains/comment-page-2/#comment-14109 Ed Sat, 06 Jun 2009 21:30:30 +0000 http://www.larrykane.com/?p=823#comment-14109 Larry can they bury you any deeper in this site? Is that your doing or have they decided that this blog is not worthy any longer? Larry can they bury you any deeper in this site? Is that your doing or have they decided that this blog is not worthy any longer?

]]> By: the other, other, other jim http://www.larrykane.com/2009/05/26/phony-writers-sonia-in-spotlight-gas-pains/comment-page-2/#comment-14108 the other, other, other jim Sat, 06 Jun 2009 16:20:34 +0000 http://www.larrykane.com/?p=823#comment-14108 One can only hope that Larry follows suite and changes his blog topic late Sunday night. He must get a rush of adrenaline and a short burst of inspiration from his CN8 show. Hard to figure how or why. One can only hope that Larry follows suite and changes his blog topic late Sunday night. He must get a rush of adrenaline and a short burst of inspiration from his CN8 show. Hard to figure how or why.

]]> By: Dr Ruth http://www.larrykane.com/2009/05/26/phony-writers-sonia-in-spotlight-gas-pains/comment-page-2/#comment-14107 Dr Ruth Sat, 06 Jun 2009 16:06:45 +0000 http://www.larrykane.com/?p=823#comment-14107 Michelle Obama looks beautufil in Europe. She is the first menstrating first lady since Jackie Kennedy, and it is a wonderful thing for the country. I think the Obamas are so special. They will have another child in the president's first term- it will be a boy- the second coming of Jesus Christ! Michelle Obama looks beautufil in Europe. She is the first menstrating first lady since Jackie Kennedy, and it is a wonderful thing for the country. I think the Obamas are so special. They will have another child in the president’s first term- it will be a boy- the second coming of Jesus Christ!

]]> By: Master Po http://www.larrykane.com/2009/05/26/phony-writers-sonia-in-spotlight-gas-pains/comment-page-2/#comment-14106 Master Po Sat, 06 Jun 2009 15:58:33 +0000 http://www.larrykane.com/?p=823#comment-14106 Ah Grasshopper you really screw up this time. I teach you "when in Rome do as the Romans." I didn't say when in Bangkok..... bangcock Ah Grasshopper you really screw up this time. I teach you “when in Rome do as the Romans.” I didn’t say when in Bangkok….. bangcock

]]> By: Captain Crunch http://www.larrykane.com/2009/05/26/phony-writers-sonia-in-spotlight-gas-pains/comment-page-2/#comment-14105 Captain Crunch Sat, 06 Jun 2009 01:20:18 +0000 http://www.larrykane.com/?p=823#comment-14105 The Captain heard there were pirates here, please do not hurt me, i am just an old man who makes sugar ceral for children, please don't murder me then try to sue General Mills if one of my mates shoots you. The Captain heard there were pirates here, please do not hurt me, i am just an old man who makes sugar ceral for children, please don’t murder me then try to sue General Mills if one of my mates shoots you.

]]> By: Alec Baldwin http://www.larrykane.com/2009/05/26/phony-writers-sonia-in-spotlight-gas-pains/comment-page-2/#comment-14104 Alec Baldwin Sat, 06 Jun 2009 01:10:17 +0000 http://www.larrykane.com/?p=823#comment-14104 I guess the Grasshopper will not be coming out of the closet anytime soon. We had room here at the complex if he was looking for a place to stay. I guess the Grasshopper will not be coming out of the closet anytime soon. We had room here at the complex if he was looking for a place to stay.

]]> By: Rosie http://www.larrykane.com/2009/05/26/phony-writers-sonia-in-spotlight-gas-pains/comment-page-2/#comment-14103 Rosie Fri, 05 Jun 2009 20:51:39 +0000 http://www.larrykane.com/?p=823#comment-14103 Did you hear about old Grasshopper? Hung himself in his hotel room. They found him naked with a rope around his neck and a rope around his genitals. Sounds like some kind of self induced sexual asphyxiation to me. I thought this guy got off on karate. What a way to go. Here he is in Thailand where I suppose one can get any type of sexual experience one wants yet he decided to have sex with himself in a hotel closet. Did you hear about old Grasshopper? Hung himself in his hotel room. They found him naked with a rope around his neck and a rope around his genitals. Sounds like some kind of self induced sexual asphyxiation to me. I thought this guy got off on karate. What a way to go. Here he is in Thailand where I suppose one can get any type of sexual experience one wants yet he decided to have sex with himself in a hotel closet.

]]> By: Booberry http://www.larrykane.com/2009/05/26/phony-writers-sonia-in-spotlight-gas-pains/comment-page-2/#comment-14102 Booberry Fri, 05 Jun 2009 19:07:55 +0000 http://www.larrykane.com/?p=823#comment-14102 I wouldn't say this blog topic is old, but it reminds me of something that fell off of Count Chocula's penis during the Great Depression. I wouldn’t say this blog topic is old, but it reminds me of something that fell off of Count Chocula’s penis during the Great Depression.

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