Phony Writers, Sonia in Spotlight, Gas Pains
First, in answer to the question: Do I have a problem with people posting with fictitious names? Generally, yes. But who cares if you want to hide behind some ridiculous name? That’s your call. By the way, some people are suggesting to me that some of the “post” writers are emotionally imbalanced. That’s an understatement.
SONIA
President Barack Obama’s choice of federal appeals judge Sonia Sotomayor for the Supreme Court is a brilliant political move. After all, Republicans will not be eager to try and block the first Hispanic justice on the high court. The GOP cannot afford to remain a mostly white party! That’s just the truth. Besides, Sotomayer has awesome credentials.
GAS PAINS
So the cost of gas goes up, according to experts, because of a decrease in demand. The truth of that claim will be found out as the real summer driving season picks up. Will the price of gas go down when the pace of driving increases? Just wait.
PUNDIT ALERT
This time last year, some of the nation’s big political experts, including the right wing bloggers, were forecasting that Hillary Clinton would mount a convention challenge to Barack Obama. They were wrong. Beware the pundits, except for me. I truly believe that hindsight is 20-20.
NUKE NOTICE
The forecast: Madman in North Korea will take us to the brink, before he realizes that his nuke ambitions may eventually end his regime. Unfortunately, we may not have the will to stare him down when the time is right. Possible facing his own death, Kim may not care anymore. That’s the scary part. But will his own Generals let him get that far before they decided to take action?
Comments(101)
Talk about imbalanced….. Larry you are
so close to the edge that I am worried about your sanity.
As for SONIA there is no way that this woman is a shoe in for the Supreme Court. Her idea that “policy” is made in the courts is insane>>>>>
As for the increase in gas prices…… The price of gas goes up this time of year DUE TO THE DEMAND. You understand supply and and demand don’t you?
Your pundit point is completely off the charts and I refuse to even address it.
The North Korean who wants to blow up the world has more sense than you Larry.
I am working on a special task force with my boss and good friend, Brian Tierney.
We are putting a grassroots team together to address the tax issue as part of my larger journalism initiative of bringing free internet to impoverished denizens via my Netbook campaign,
For more info, journalists can reach out to me via my email address.
We are also empowering citizens to stand up to the John Woo debate with class and open dialogue.
What’s in a name? Some of the world’s best documents were produced by unverified scribes. In any case, just because one may show his or her real name does not necessarily mean they will show their real heart or any great measure of intelligence. It is the discussion content that matters most. So, write away whoever you folks are.
Larry,
I disagree with you about names. Sock puppets make your blog a laughingstock of the Internet tubes.
I agree about Judge Sottomayor. She is eminently qualified as a jurist. She was originally a Republican appointee to the Federal District Court. In fact, seven of the Republican senators who voted to confirm her for the Court of Appeals are still in the Senate. The far right is making noise about a statement she made that they’re taking out of context and trying to use to suggest she believes federal judges are policy makers. It’s insulting to her and to the legal profession at large to suggest that someone as qualified and intelligent as she has demonstrated herself to be would run roughshod over her oath to the United States and its Constitution. She is no more of a judicial “activist” than Justice Roberts or Justice Alito is. She is a shrewd political choice, too, for the reasons you have stated. An already shrill and marginalized conservative base in the Republican party would only condemn itself to several more years in the wilderness if it were to come down hard on her. You don’t graduate at the top of your class at Princeton and work on the Yale Law Journal as a result of affirmative action — this is an intelligent, hard-working, self-made woman.
As for gas pains, the answer is to tax gasoline more heavily to reduce driving and pollution. High fuel efficiency vehicles increase driving because people spend more time on the roads in them because they cost less to operate, so they don’t reduce demand for oil and gas. The answer is a tax on fuel to make it more expensive. That will help to reduce driving, consumption of gas, and pollution while simultaneously providing revenue streams to the government for necessary infrastructure projects. Of course, none of that matters if we don’t get FREE AIR. Why, Larry, do you continue to ignore this issue you once identified as a lynchpin to shore up the economy?
Leo spell her name right. Its Sotomayor you fool. I’m living la vida loco over this pick. President Obama has many friends in the hispanic community. Pretty soon I think Texas will be a Democratic state because my Mexican brothers and sisters will be voting Democrat. Get ready for a marimba beat in the court house!
My blogna has a first name
Its L-A-R-R-Y
My blogna has a second name
Its K-A and N-E
It goes bad after just a day and sometimes sits around all May
And this is why I have to say Larry’s blog is G-A-Y.
Hi Larry-Thanks for changing the subject.Last weeek was the worst.I’m sure people realize the posts attributed to me were someone else.
Larry,I’d like to talk about N.Korea.I would describe the country as a conundrum,one which the world at large has no answer for.There is nothing new going on here,it’s just more posturing,more gamesmanship.Kim Jong il learned his lessons well from his father,Kim ll sung,the man who ordered the Peublo seized & followed that up a year later by having an Air Force recon plane shot down.kim Jong il hoses off five missiles & the reaction from the U.N. is “sanctions with teeth.”
Considering the geography,what is the answer ? Anyone ?
Mr. Pirate the answer is the same as it ever was. Bomb them back to the stone age with nuclear weapons. Then send me and my men in to collect the BRAAAINNS!
Larry can you explain your gas pain theory? You are always right…. but I didn’t understand the point you were trying to make.
Sotomayor will get confirmed but is it really a ground breaking appointment? The Republicans appointed the first woman, the first black, and look at where they are now.
Needless to say the overwhelming majority of the posts under my name last week were bogus. I took a 6 day hiatus to protest the rogue, meanspirited imposters. I can see that Liberal Larry has a full inclusion policy on this website. Anything goes for imposters. Everyone welcome. A true bleeding heart liberal that Larry Kane. Very disappointing Lar, very disappointing.
YFAP, answer to your Korea question is tactical nukes. Problem goes away.
Now on to the Supreme Court appointment. When did we get away from the concept that when you put the best person in a job you get the best result. We no longer look for the best candidate. Now it’s about how many special interest groups you can please with any appointment. Very sad, very sad indeed. Ms Sotomayor may someday be recognized as the best Supreme Court Judge in the history of the US. Fact is, she’s not in the top 500 judges in America and shouldn’t even be under consideration. Ahhh but she’s a woman and she’s Hispanic. Two groups I’ll need in 2012 to get re-elected. Very sad, Lar, very sad. Everything is about political expediency…
Leo, why do liberals always think that raising taxes is the answer to every problem? I agree it will affect consumption but why do we need even more taxes? They will get dumped into the general tax fund and pissed away like the majority of other tax revenues.
Tactical nukes ? Give me more,delivery system,impact on S.Korea etc.
That’s a preposterous statement and, frankly, it makes no sense. Top 500 in terms of what? This judge is more highly qualified than just about anyone who has been nominated in the past two decades, both in terms of academic and professional credentials. She has authored landmark opinions in significant cases. I’m laughing, oooj, if that really is your name.
I liked Huckabee’s line on “Maria.” He almost said macaca, but just barely caught himself. Of course, if you believe Glenn Beck, judge Sotomayor is a racist who, along with our racist President, is gunning for every white person in society. How shrill is the right going to get? How long before they start wearing brown shirts and smashing up hispanic businesses?
Not in top 500 by any standards. Shouldn’t even have been considered.
Political expediency.
Sad, very sad.
oooj, again assuming that is your real name, you’ve lost all credibility. Even conservative sources like the Wall Street Journal admit that she’s highly qualified. Of course, the typical racist approach to anyone who isn’t a white male is to claim that there is some kind of affirmative action in place. Here, there’s obviously no affirmative action. Judge Sotomayor has succeeded because of hard work, intelligence, and initiative. I thought Republicans were supposed to respect that.
I see the only thing that has changed here is the blog topic. Mass disinterest. Identity theft. Leo railing. Oh brother. Maria Sotomayor for Supreme Court judge. How far we’ve come. Anyway. It reminds me of my days back in the tough streets of Brooklyn. You saw a Puerto Rican walking down the street and you crossed to the other side of the street. Even the girls carried blades. Oh brother. I became a member of the a gang. The Jets were their name. We did fake rumble but we mostly sang and danced. I know what you are thinking. Actually I played Tony in the PS133 version of West Side Story. I was awesome. I belted out the hits like “Somethings Coming” and “Maria”. I was like Fred Astaire out there on the stage. Running and jumping. Posing Dancing. Incredible. Maria was actually played by a Puerto Rican girl name Bernita Consuela. My parents were against me taking this role. They really didn’t like me playing opposite a Puerto Rican girl. Oh brother. She was amazing in real life. Funny. Pretty. Witty. You know just like the song. This was my first heart throb. I was falling faster for Bernita in real life than Tony for Maria in the play. I couldn’t stand not being around her. I in my college prep courses of course. Bernita in her vocational courses. She wanted to be a hairdresser. We sang and danced and eluded our parents. Turns out her parents didn’t like me either. Go figure. Anyway. Last time I saw Bernita she was working at Dunkin Donuts in Midtown. We sang the finale song from West Side Story in the middle of breakfast rush hour. We were awesome. We brought the house down. That was 35 years ago. Don’t tell Ethel this but I still go back to that Dunkin Donuts in Midtown everytime I’m in NY. I want to sing ‘Maria’ on more time. I’m not sure I can do the dance anymore. Too many LBs. I’d join Curves and get back in fabulous shape for one more night as Tony. Alas now I’m Larry the teleprompter reader. I read stories about burning cars and convenience store robberies. I once knew a girl named Maria.
This place reminds me of The Sopranos Tony Soprano had an interest in a race horse at Monmouth Park. Every day he would go to the barns and check in on his favorite steed. When the horse got sick Tony was there to nurse it back to health. Tony even had a portrait painted of the beautiful horse.
One of Tony’s captains, Ralphie… actually owned the horse and thought it was a waste of time and money. Ralphie had the horse whacked….. Tony was beside himself when he heard that his favorite horse had been killed. He cared for that horse, the horse made him feel good about himself, the horse became part of his soul. When Tony found out that Ralphie was responsible for the horse’s death he went over to Ralphie’s house and whacked him.
The N.Koreans just pickled off another missile & meanwhile,here in Philly there are 15 stories about Bonnie Sweeten.
If only we could find a Clyde to Sweeten up Bonnie’s story.
Christopher I’m going to have to whack you after just one post.
I do not support the nomination of Sonia Sotomayor as Supreme Court Justice. If my case goes to the Supreme Court how much sympathy do you think she’d have for a white trash Mom like me?
I may have to whack Larry Kaighn too because he’s one of those hoity toity theater types.
Larry, I think you should change the title of your blog from the Larry Kane Report to Larry Kane’s Home for Mentally Infirm Sock Puppeteers.
Larry, I also note that you singlehandedly have encouraged SEPTA to slap a new coat of paint on everything.
http://www.philly.com/philly/news/20090529_Many_SEPTA_stations_to_get_makeovers.html
Wow. Now if we could only get the chicken bones, 40s, vomit, and feces off of the floor of the Market-Frank Ford El.
Painting the SEPTA stations…ha! ha! you American fools. Is that what you call a stimulus package? I suppose you will paint them green. Then your Leader Obama will claim via teleprompter about how many “Green” jobs his administration created.
When I straighten out my rocket you will all be doomed anyway.
Painting SEPTA is like painting the Titanic
Kate,,, that not rocket in my pocket… me just happy to see you
Kim Johng I want to talk to you about nuclear bombs. Tina Fey and I are concerned because we have heard that Governor Palin is threatening you and forcing you to build these devices to protect your country from an invasion of meth heads and Jesus freaks who eat moose jerky. Is this true? Can we help?
Alec…. that Sarah Palin has some big rockets. If I could get my hands on them I could rule the world. Her rockets make my rocket look like a firecracker. Of course my firecracker has a big bang. Big Bang, ha! ha! ha!
Hey Alec that Tina Fey she has some big rockets too…. I like Ms Fey… she funny and sexy just like me…. except me funny looking and sexy pervert.
Look like someone is impersonating the real Kim Jong IL! The lack of sock puppet creativity is disgraceful in this blog. The real Kim will not tolerate this, he will cut himself and drink his own blood to cause the imposter to morph into a rodent’s rectum. You think you crazy Mr. imposter, I show you crazy, I the king of crazy!!!
Kim Jong this is for you Rocket Man:
Near, Far,
wherever you are,
I believe that the heart does go on.
Once more, you opened the door
And you’re here in my heart,
and my heart will go on and on.
Love can touch us one time
and last for a lifetime
And never let go till we’re gone.
Love was when I loved you,
one true time to hold on to
In my life we’ll always go on
Tina Fey and I were discussing you the other day Leo. You think you are this site’s moral compass. You think that your views are always spot on. You think that adding some link from an outside source validates your agrument. You think your $h!t doesn’t stink. I wonder how many of the readers here agree with your assessment of yourself?
Alec Baldwin you be mean to Leo. Kim smelled his feces and it does not stink! Leo’s poop smells like fresh laundry that’s been fluffed in a bed of roses. Kim wants Leo to post a link to pictures of his poop so I make it into a big picture and feature it in the North Korean Museum of Perversion & Pornography.
Readers, please take note about what Larry Kane write about me under nuke notice. First he called me madman, which of course is true, but look at what he write. He say I bring to brink, then U.S may not have will to face me down, then something about my generals and me facing death. So let me undersstand, LArry think I crazy, which I am, and since I have nothing to lose will take nuclear war to U.S., but the Ameicans do not have will to fight me. This passes for intelligent thought in your country? Why don’t Barrack Obama investigate why traitiors write blogs in his country and say commander and chief afraid to wage war to stop a madman setting off nuclear war. Okay, Kim not crazy, Obama not crazy, but Larry Kane crazy nut job who talks in circles. Why you people in america listen to his crap, its like poop from a dog, not the good poop like from Leo.
Do you realize that they are still playing basketball and hockey in America and I’ve had my swimming pool open for a week. I have to heat the water a little so I use some leftover rocket fuel for that purpose.
You know that Sonia Sotomayor has some big rockets. Not that I would want to get near them. And why does she pronounce her name Sato-my-air shouldn’t it be pronounced Soto-may-or? Is it one of those Demi Moore things?
You know… that Demi Moore has some nice rockets. I’d like to see her do a fly over with that pair. She was something in GI Jane. I make that movie mandatory viewing for all my soldiers.
The real Kim IL doesnt like craddle robber Demi Moore, she like mary jane letournou, who take young korean looking boy and molest him, she sick, she go to jail, now she party like it 1999. I party like 1999 everynight.
I want to go on date night with the obama’s, they go party in NYC while the country in depression, president say he smoked weed and snort cocaine, so he party like 1999 too, but taxpayer pay for his party and give food stamps for them to eat, hahahahahahah…. Leo’s poop smells good!!!!! Kim make mexican burito with Leo’s poop and feed it to his generals so they don’t cross Kim and rebel, it so good, poopie buritos!!!
Kim Jong Demi Moore’s rockets had boosters installed for maximum range. They went from short to long range after installation. The engineers that design her rockets should be commended. A tribute to American engineering like GM and Chrysler.
And mine a create to British technology?
Sonny Ree I run off with Kim Jong or Kim Jong Il. Both better man than you. You no good. You own rickshaw business that lose money. You not know that no one but Rarry still ride rickshaw. How many rickshaw rides does Rarry take in one year? Rarry get happy ending massage at Kim Ree’s massage parlor.
A Latina woman will reach a better result than a white male! That’s true and Mr Larry Kane know that, they also better newcaster. Who you rather look at Larry Kane or Natalie Morales?
New Yorkers lost their bowels last night with the arrival of the Obama’s. Prediction, after two terms as President the Obama’s relocate to NYC and Michelle Obama follows in Hillay’s footsteps to become NY Senator.
Price Harrry is a real man, unlike his weird father. As Larry knows, it skips a generation. Kim like to play polo too,except after my matches I shoot all the horses so I don’t catch Polio. Peta complain about this, but I love the dead horses. Kim mounts the dead horse heads, braids their manes and still celebrates eash of their birthdays. Why Peta have a poblem with Kim? They the crazy ones!
Kim Shee, I send my jet to pick you up tonight and you come to North Korea to be with me. I be Il-ing to be chill-ing with Kim Shee!!! I buy you a pony and with treat it like a baby. We dress it up in cute my little pony cloths and braid its mane. Then you ride in Polo match when it grow up and we shoot it and mount its head. Okay, hot dog, you come tonight -pwease?
Kim Jong Il send jet you wacky pocket rocket. No rickshaw. No Rarry. You not fat like Arec Baldwin are you?
This site is now all Asian. Just like the world will be in a few years. China loan shark and North Korea intimadating nuclear power. Japan make cars and South Korea make Kias.
Larry who’s on your show tonight? You could’ve had me if you asked. I would have taken your numbers through the roof. You…. me….. dancing on you big desk. the “people” would have loved it.
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Kim Shee wait at NE Philadelphia Airport for Kim Jung Il jet. Jet no come. Now Kim Jung Il won’t either. I stand at PNE for 3 hour. 3 hour! You no stand up Kim Shee. No happy ending for you Kim Jung Il!
What they say in Hollywood is true: once people start discussing your feces, you’ve arrived. Thanks, everyone, for the vote of confidence. I’ll continue as your moral guide and exemplar, whether you’re sock puppets or something else.
eoL!!! someone just placed a burning brown bag on your porch. I think you better open your door and stamp it out.
(psst me put poo in the bag. I do that gag on my generals all the time..ha ha )
All this talk about rockets and North Korea reminds me about the Cuban Missile Crisis back in 1962. On October 15th an American U-2 spy plane makes a routine flight over Cuba. 2 days later it is determined that Soviet SS-5 IRBM sites are now on Cuba. Oh brother. WAME sends their ace cub reporter to Cuba. That would be me. I am one year removed from my finest hour. Bay of Pigs news break. I was the toast of Miami. Florida State Reporter of the Year. Rocketing my career. $6K salary bump. Big time ego boost. Maybe I’m really the next great investigative reporter. Anyway. Station manager Melvin Krantz calls me into his office on Sunday 10/21. He tells me I’m going back to Cuba. The US announced a naval blockade of Cuba. I got hammered the night before at Joe’s Stone Crabs. It’s a popular South Beach hangout. I’m still reeling from the women, drugs and hangover. Oh brother. Anyway. I’m on a charter fishing boat headed to Guantanamo. I arrive at the GTMO Naval Base, deboat and head to the Naval HQ. As a correspondent I have access to town but I have no reason to leave the base. I can get an up to date, instaneous status at the HQ? Why do I need to leave. Well actually I need to get cigars for Melvin Krantz. I think that’s the real reason he send me here. Serrano coffee for hot WAME secretary Maria Punta and supersized Cuban bras for my Mom. I like the cuban sandwiches in town. So there is a lull in the crisis on Monday 10/22. I take a cab into town, do my shopping and return to base. I reported through the Cuban Missile Crisis fully expecting to be ground zero for multiple US nuclear ICBMs. The crisis subsided. Khrushchev backs down and agrees to remove missiles from Cuba and Turkey. Time for me to head back Monday 10/26. Several journalists offered flights back to Pensacola NAS on navy transport plane. I accept. Better than another 5 hour charter boat cruise. I show up at 0 dark thirty Monday morning for the flight. They want to do routine search on my bags. Oh brother. I start to sweat thinking about 2 forms of contraband in my bags. The open the first bag and find the cigar box and coffee bag. They set them aside. They open the second bag and find 3 size 40D cup bras. They look at me. They ask me to step into the interogation room. I sit there alone waiting for the interogator. I’m sweating bullets now. Finally he arrives. I ask for a glass of water. He says after I answer a couple of questions. Oh brother. He pulls a bra out from behind his back. He asks me to explain what it is doing in my bag. He asks me if I’m some kind of crossdressing fruitcake. I sigh a sigh of relief. I tell him they are for my 55 year old mother in Brooklyn. He asks for her name and contact info. He leaves the room. He comes back 10 minutes later. He says my mother corroborated my story. I’m free to go. I grab my things and load on the plane. I’m glad to be heading back to FL. I’m tired of SOS and scrambled eggs every morning. I’m tired sleeping on a cot. I’m relieved ICBMs did not come crashing down on me. My legend continues. I can go back to Joe’s and tell my stories. Well except for the bras. Those were the days my friend. We thought they’d never end. We’d sing and dance forever and a day. We’d live the life we choose. We’d fight and never lose. For we were young and sure to have our way. La la la la… Those were the days, oh yes those were the days.
khrushchev didn’t have missiles in turkey,the u.s. did.
I just read the teleprompter. I never really did any investigative reporting. I could eat a dozen oysters on the half shell though. The women of Miami loved me.
Hey all you fish head eating, rocket totting warmongers don’t be dissing me. Afterall I am a Baldwin and therefore afforded considerable respect and adulation. Fat? I am powerfully built with a regal stature and demeanor. You must have me confused with Billy.
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too alarming now to talk about
take your pictures down
and shake it out
truth or consequence, say it aloud
use that evidence race it around
there goes my hero
watch him as he goes
there goes my hero
he’s ordinary
don’t the best of them bleed it out
while the rest of them peter out
truth or consequence, say it aloud
use that evidence race it around
kudos my hero
leaving all the best
you know my hero
the one that’s on
I’m a big fan of Rush Limbaugh and Bill O’Reilly. I sit on an inflatable donut. I like FREE AIR. No one knows my secret identity.
Same person as Kim Jong
Kim Jong ill today. Long weekend partying has gotten to me. I think I am going to outlaw Mondays. Monday will now become Tuesday. It is decreed. I’ve always hated mondays……
I feel like that loser woman in that British talent contest. Poor Susan Boyle
every day a bad hair day for her. Me… oh my hair is is my best asset. I fluff it up to make me look 5 foot tall.
I fluff up my hair to look 6 foot tall. I’ve decided to outlaw 5 foot. 6 foot sounds much better.
Did I tell you all that I have nuclear capability. Yep that’s right, I’m the man. I’m sitting on a nuclear warhead or two. Not really sure what to do with them but being that it is only Tuesday and I’m 6 foot tall well we’ll see.
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I fluff poo up! It nuclear!
Leo you laughing stock of internet.Kim Lee you disgrace Sonny Lee for last time.Kim Jong you disgrace Sonny Lee you have no honor.Larry Sonny Lee open new rickshaw wash Sonny Lee have grand opening get rickshaw wash get free shimmysham.
Hey you American freaks…. what did yoou think about me landing on Eminem’s face with my ass during the MTV awards show? If you didn’t see it try you tube.
I farted on his face with nothing between him and my ass it was a pure delight.
If you don’t have cable, vios or some kind of direct TV you are really missing the new wave in broadcasting.
On the other hand a good book and a glass of sherry beats the whole system.
Arec Baldwin you fat boy. Rike stuffed pig on New Years. You Baldwins not entitled. You not tarented. You not funny. Actuary you pretty pathetic.
Kim Jong Il I still at PNE waiting for private jet. I not stay here my ronger. I must get back to work if I’m no going to be your bling girl.
We will now be checking every one for visas and passports. The influx of Asian sock puppets to this has made it impossible for domestic home grown sock puppets to voice their opinions without the constant interference from sock puppets that can’t speak English.
Joey Vento of Genos cheese steaks will be lead man in checking your identification, and please have your order ready when being served. It’s either wit or wit/out.
Put a sock in it security. You got no teeth. You as useress as Sonny Ree.
Looks like the nasty rogue sock puppets got bored here. Maybe that was your strategy all along, Larry. Nah, giving you too much credit. Looks like we are back to our own garden variety sock puppets, lame but harmless.
oooj, it is nice to see them settle down and be a bit less vicious, but some of them are still attacking me. They must not be fans of the FREE AIR agenda. I’d hope that in the face of rising gas prices, people would be hopping back on the FREE AIR bandwagon.
Man it has been somewhat quite here lately. Should Larry be given credit for sticking it out and letting the rouge puppets have their way, or is Larry a milquetoast who just sat by while bullies took over his site? As much as Larry doesn’t appreciate our posts, he, in my opinion was left whirling in agony over those almost obscene creations that had nothing to add to the overall discussion
here at Larry’s Place. For Larry it must have been like Kennedy and the Missile Crisis. The only difference is that Kennedy made an ultimatum towards the Russians, Larry did nothing. Sorry Larry
Kim Shee not for nothing but how is it possible that you could be interested in a burnedout old dictator instead of a real American star? Does Kim Jong Il live in the Hamptons? Does he drive a Lamborghini? Does he have a hit TV show? Has he started in over 20 movies? Is he under 60 years old? Is he knockdown gorgious like me? I’m not seeing the attraction. Is it the nukes? If its the nukes I can’t get nukes.
Kim Shee not want anything to do with Baldwin. You fat boy. You go nuclear on daughter on phone. You not nice to Kim Bassinger. You think you entitled. Kim Shee need real man with power not some puffed up blowfish. Kim Jung Il not perfect. He smell like old man. He have bad haircut. He repulsive in many ways. He have jet. He get Kim Shee out of Philly. He get Kim Shee back to Korea. He best option available.
Kim Shee I may have many of the same characteristics as that character from Korea but I have a big jet and we can fly united. I’ll make you a member of the mile high club in my cockpit. I’ll take you anywhere you want to go. I can land and park my jet anywhere you’d like.
Surry I think I rike to fry with you. You bigger hero in Korea than Jin Yung Pak or Bruce Ree. You rook rike Mr Green Jeans but you can fry Kim Shee anywhere big boy.
So let me get this straight. You’d rather do the nasty with a Mr. GreenJeans looking old fart than Alec Baldwin. Do I have that correct? What do I care? I can have any woman in the world. Why am I obsessing over a massage parlor skank?
Larry how about changing the topic? We want to hear your opinion on the vigilante justice in Phila, and of course the price of gas starting to go through the roof, or the Phila tax situation. What’s the word on Obama’s over seas trip to the Muslim world? Appeasement or is he going to carry a big schtick? I know you’re probably packing for you vacation to the Hamptons but give us some relief here……..
Larry did not know you were coming to the Hamptons. Please stop by for drinks some afternoon. We’d love to have you.
Larry — the racist Korean sock puppets are taking over.
I saw some kids peeing on the El platform at 56th Street last night as I was riding home. Tell me again why SEPTA renovated all of those platforms. Why make it so fancy looking if it’s still going to smell like a toilet?
The cuts in city budget are just going to leave more young kids up to no good. Sigh.
Brame it on Reo
Has anyone seen my duct tape?
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Larry i see i’ve missed the party with asian sock puppets/leo poor sonny lee’s still in the rickshaw business and kim lee still trying to peddle her goods……anyway what’s the story on jill horner CN8 she’s hot,,wpvi local news should look into her,she’s hot and smart and you cannot find any photos of her even in a bikini,because i’ve looked, Larry i looked,did i mention she’s hot.
Jack how about joining my party? Your small and furry right? Oh we are going to party Jack.
Jack, welcome back! Don’t be a stranger. Larry has officially foresaken this website. He allowed a group of meanspirited rogue bloggers to pillage the site for over a week without doing anything. Very sad turn of events.
Got your “Hillary in 2012″ signs in your yard yet?
I think Mr. Gere has a little to much wax on wax off.
oooj-no sadly the party’s over for hillary,and if the rightwing has any sense they would go with the mormon (i forget his name right now),but it will be tough to beat obama in 2012 he’s a teflon man…
richard gere you’re one of my favorite actors and i’ve been called a richard gere look alike at times over the years……is there anydoubt Larry’s next report will be about the mob scene in kensington this week….but by the time he puts it out we will have forgotten about the whole thing….
Alec.. Larry goes to the Hamptons every year. He’s into playing a part in the reenactment of the movie Weekend at Bernies. Of course Larry plays the part of Bernie.
Hey Larry I need someone to warm up television audiences on NBC before the Tonight Show. Any chance you will come out of retirement and tell Alycia Lane stories in the 11:00 time slot?
Sorry Conan wrong coast for one Lawrence Kane. He will be in Southampton at the Baldwin complex sorting out this website debacle. He will not be on the Left Coast playing mindnumbing sidekick for a talentless wantabe. Besides your show is past his 8:30PM bedtime. I think he also has a noncompete in his Comcast contract and God knows he needs that show.
Larry I went out and played a round of golf today. Isn’t that what you successful American men do on Thursday?
Eh… It was intense on the last hole. I had hit it twice into the lake and then I put my pentalty shot into the greenside bunker, from there it took me three strokes to get out of the trap. To make things worse I three putted. Unfortunately for my opponent some one came out of the woods and shot him in the head. I won 18 up.
Larry Kane how’s it going buddy? It’s me Myron Lipshitz. You old son of David. Remember when we used to go to ol man Goldbergs and steal his comic books? Those were the good old days…. weren’t they? The array of penny candies that Goldburg sold us kept my father’s dentist practice in business for years. So you made it to Philadelphia. How’s that going for you? Make any new friends?
Maybe we should send Larry to North Korea to be Kim Jong-il’s mindnumbing sidekick. Maybe Comcast could do a remote from Pyongyang called “Gaffe and Kim”. Kind of a sitcom about a wacky foreign dictator and his American press secretary and their misadventures. Like Dumb and Dumber but edgier and with Nukes.
Larry… Alec has good idea. Since this gig doesn’t seem to be working out for you may I suggest you come visit me and we will discuss your future. You work with the Beatles right? That’s what I’m looking for, some one that can help with my image. Why people hate me Larry… why? I’m one of the good guys….. My people love me. They all swoon and bow whenever I’m in their presence. I remember Madelyn Albright visit me and couldn’t get enough of my hunk hunk hunk of burnin love. That reminds me…. if you can get here by Monday we can go do some karaoke at Chez Kim Jong. I do a mean Elvis. I peg you as a Johnny Denver or a Neil Diamond type. BTW don’t forget your golf clubs….I just got an opening in my foursome.
I wouldn’t say this blog topic is old, but it reminds me of something that fell off of Count Chocula’s penis during the Great Depression.
Did you hear about old Grasshopper? Hung himself in his hotel room. They found him naked with a rope around his neck and a rope around his genitals. Sounds like some kind of self induced sexual asphyxiation to me. I thought this guy got off on karate. What a way to go. Here he is in Thailand where I suppose one can get any type of sexual experience one wants yet he decided to have sex with himself in a hotel closet.
I guess the Grasshopper will not be coming out of the closet anytime soon. We had room here at the complex if he was looking for a place to stay.
The Captain heard there were pirates here, please do not hurt me, i am just an old man who makes sugar ceral for children, please don’t murder me then try to sue General Mills if one of my mates shoots you.
Ah Grasshopper you really screw up this time. I teach you “when in Rome do as the Romans.” I didn’t say when in Bangkok….. bangcock
Michelle Obama looks beautufil in Europe. She is the first menstrating first lady since Jackie Kennedy, and it is a wonderful thing for the country. I think the Obamas are so special. They will have another child in the president’s first term- it will be a boy- the second coming of Jesus Christ!
One can only hope that Larry follows suite and changes his blog topic late Sunday night. He must get a rush of adrenaline and a short burst of inspiration from his CN8 show. Hard to figure how or why.
Larry can they bury you any deeper in this site? Is that your doing or have they decided that this blog is not worthy any longer?
Today is D-day’s 65th anniversary, the greatest generation, bla,bla, bla.
Larry Kane doesn’t want to talk about WWII, bla, bla, bla
Katie Couric is a moron, bla, bla, bla
This site reflects what the greatest generation hatched. A bunch of imbeciles who follow a washed up newscaster, bla, bla, bla
Kung Fu fighting requires expert timimg, bla, bla,bla
Leo is a georgeous man who is always right, bla, bla, bla
Jack Russell is a nice man, albeit a simple man with a mountain bike, bla, bla, bla,
Sonny Lee is a reckless ricksaw driver, and a registered Reeepublican, bla, bla, bla
Keeping a dog as a pet is good for your mental health, but bad for your pocket book, bla, bla, bla
Kimba was a deer whose mother died in a forest fire, but was lucky to earn money making a cartoon about the incident, bla, bla, bla
Everyone knows I’m a liberal tool who cannot hide my bias in old age bla, bla, bla.
Yes Tom you are a liberal tool and a stuttering liberal tool at that. Time for the dog track.
Speaking of tools I was back at Pocono Raceway yesterday. I was invited as a VIP guest of Comcast. I went even though I really wasn’t interested. One NASCAR experience was enough for me. Anyway. I show up at Comcast VIP tent and the short little fat guy from the Armor All commercial is standing there. You know the guy that just stands there a stares at a car for a couple of hours. He’s wearing a bright red jumpsuit with Ofiice Depot and Old Spice on it. ‘m thinking this guy is a walking billboard. The closer I get I see more and more little ads all over the jumpsuit. Oh brother. I’m wondering why this short little fat commercial actor in the funny red jumpsuit is drawing so much attention in the Comcast CN8 tent. So I figure I’ll introduce myself. I walk over and tell him I’m Larry Kaighn. Imagine my shock and surprise when he does not recognize me as the bigtime star I am. I ask him what a bad actor from a bad commercial is doing in the Comcast tent. He says I’m Tony Stewart. I say that’s great but you haven’t answered my question. Who does this jamoke think he is? Some two bit actor thinks I should know HIS name when he does even know MINE. Oh brother. Anyway. Later someone from CN8 explained to me that he is a perennial NASCAR top money winning driver. Who would know? How does a guy carrying the extra fat drive so fast. Anyway. I can not believe that TS is drawing all the attention in the tent and not me. Oh brother. Needless to say my second NASCAR experience wasn’t any better than my first. Stick to the Armor All commercials fat boy. LK is in the house!