Comments on: Specter: The Great Political Survivor

By: Larry Kaighn

Larry Kaighn — Fri, 08 May 2009 11:50:06 +0000

Alive and well in Rittenhouse Square! All this bickering reminds me of my life at home with Ethel. She picks the stupidest things to argue about. What color tie I should wear. Where we are going for brunch. Why I invested with Bernie Madoff. You know stupid stuff like that. She does not appear to have any sense of priorities when it comes to bickering. Here is an example.
So after a week in Cancun barely dodging the dreaded Swine Flu she wants to go to El Azteca II for Cinco de Maya on Tuesday night. I told her enough with the fried torillas in tomato sauce. Enough with the Tequilla and Margaritas. Enough with the terminal cases of indigestion. How about a nice Cobb Salad and Lobster Roll? She proceeds to hit me with a litany of reasons why I’m a bum, don’t listen to her and why Cinco de Mayo is one of her favorite days of the year. Now if I’m not just back from Mexico I go peacefully. But I just spent a week gagging down this refried garbage and just yesterday it finally cleared my system. Ahhhhhhh. Why do we have to go back so soon? What is critical about eating Mexican on 05/05/09? Oh brother! I should have just gone peacefully. I should not have argued. All I hear is about how everything is about me. The world revolves around Larry. We always do what Larry wants. Blah blah blah blah. So she is pissed the whole dinner. I’m forcing down yet another Chimichanga. We both have a couple of Mango Margaritas. I’m thinking at least I’m going to get lucky tonight. 2 drinks is usually the green light. Either she is too drunk to know any better or she thinks she’s with Brad Pitt. Either way I don’t care because I think I’m with Barbara Streisand. That’s right Funny Girl. Gives me a woodrow just thinking about her. So we get home both in a good mood. I start to take off my shirt in the living room and she says what am I doing? I said I want to make mad passionate love to my wife (actually Funny Girl) and she proceeds to read me the riot act. I might as well be with Frank Rizzo. She calls me insensitive and a boar. I thinking she’s the one being insensitive to my needs. Anyway you all know the end of the story. Oh brother! Does it always have to end this way? Now I know why Tony Soprano always had a padrona. You know I kind of liked that Edie Falco.

By: The Last Leprechaun

The Last Leprechaun — Fri, 08 May 2009 11:11:53 +0000

There once was a man from Radnor
Who kept all his thoughts on board.
But his website, named Larry,
Rarely he did vary
And as for his readers, he chose to ignore.

By: moolB oeL

moolB oeL — Fri, 08 May 2009 01:33:17 +0000

I think Larry Mendte comes here to impersonate Larry Kane, only Larry Mendte has to be careful given his record of cybercrime. When are we going to see those bikini photos? Only then will we know whether it was worth it. My guess is it wasn’t.

By: Ed

Ed — Fri, 08 May 2009 00:29:52 +0000

Larry whats you gonna do, lay back and wait us out, or put up a new subject matter. Man up and post something. Either way you lose. You either give in and post something or just sit on the sidelines and show everybody how much you hate us.
On second thought why not join us in our attempt to make sense of this world we live in. There is more to life than all your political connections who contaminate your mind with complete nonsense.

By: Ed

Ed — Thu, 07 May 2009 23:16:37 +0000

I can’t believe how childish Larry has become. So what Larry if we don’t like your friends. As Arlen Specter said before he slinked over to the Democratic side “I’m playing hard hardball.” Well we play hard hardball here on your site. So loosen up and print something for us to talk about you wuss.

By: Barney Frank

Barney Frank — Thu, 07 May 2009 20:14:45 +0000

My fiscal stimulus is exploding out of control all over the taxpayers.

By: Leo McBloom

Leo McBloom — Thu, 07 May 2009 20:12:35 +0000

Takes one to know one, George. Neener neener neener. PPppfffffffftttt!!!!

By: George

George — Thu, 07 May 2009 19:19:02 +0000

Leo, No one likes you. You’re a homo.

By: A Fan

A Fan — Thu, 07 May 2009 17:57:17 +0000

Larry has a plan. His plan is to rid this blog of his loyal “fans”. Larry wishes we would all go away and to accomplish that goal he is the one who has gone on strike. The fact that he stole the idea from his own faithful is sacrilegious. While Larry should be thanking us for making him what he is today we get the cold shoulder. A snub a refusal a sense of denial that we ever existed. I want my mommy…………

By: Sonny Lee

Sonny Lee — Thu, 07 May 2009 17:37:50 +0000

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Arlen Spector