Comments on: If You Want Some Cherished TV Memories – Check This Out!!

By: George

George — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 23:40:09 +0000

Oh boy, now the Ponzi schemes are taking down the Catholics! Larry, this is getting serious, maybe everthing is a Ponzi, just think about Social Security. The governmnet collects money from young people and pays it to old people with no real plan as to how to meet the ultimate payout obligation. Sounds like a Ponzi Scheme to me, Larry you are so lucky to be old enough to not care, just remember we’re paying the freight for you and we only expect a few decent blog entries in return!

SEC Accuses Firm of Ponzi Scheme Targeting Catholics, Clergy

By David Scheer
Jan. 8 (Bloomberg) — U.S. regulators sued an investment
adviser and his Williamsville, New York-based firm, claiming they
operated a Ponzi scheme targeting elderly investors and members
of the Catholic community.
Richard Piccoli, 82, and his company, Gen-See Capital Corp.
placed “numerous advertisements” in Catholic publications,
including some claiming “seniors and clergy are absolutely
pleased” with the firm’s returns and lack of fees, the
Securities and Exchange Commission said in a lawsuit at federal
court in New York today.
“Investors’ funds are not, however, invested in anything,”
the SEC said in its complaint. “Instead, investor funds are
misappropriated by defendants to pay off other investors
and perpetuate their fraudulent scheme.”

By: Boyah-Head of Somolia Pirates

Boyah-Head of Somolia Pirates — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 19:22:34 +0000

Task Force 151 is doomed to fail.Somoli pirates rule !

By: George

George — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 17:19:40 +0000

Another financial fraud uncovered, only $50 million , but in Broomall PA, check your wallets gentleman. More suicides too, it really is feeling like the 1930s. Larry do you enjoy movies from that era as well? Tell us how you use to spend a nickel to go to the movies on Saturday and then stayed there all day watching the movie over and over. You’d split a 10 cent popcorn with a friend, and wash it down with free water from the fountain. And man, those theaters were ornante and kept spick and span clean, ahhh those were the days Larry! (plus nobody would think to shoot you for talking during the movie)

It was nice to see Obama articulate his plan today, what a contrast to GW Bush trying to communicate what was going on during meltdown in ’08.

By: Leo Bloom

Leo Bloom — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 16:49:12 +0000

½) Larry is off fighting for FREE AIR, doing his part to stimulate the economy and energy efficiency.

By: the other, other, other jim

the other, other, other jim — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 12:53:46 +0000

Nostro and DL, move over…
Top Ten Reasons Why Larry Doesn’t Change the Blog Regularly:
10) Sadly he is addicted to 1950′s TV. He’s holed up in his basement in his underwear eating Cheetos and watching ‘I Love Lucy’ and ‘This Is Your Life’.
9) His sado-masochistic side enjoys torturing the loyal members of his blog. Like ratcheting down his torture device.
8) He has writers block on “the book” which has transfered to the blog as well.
7) Beetles have a restraining order against Larry ever writing about them again. Turns out that Larry doesn’t know about anything else.
6) Larry Kane is a pseudonym for Jack Russell. Jack Russell the blogmeister gets upset when Jack Russell the blogger is abused. The real Larry Kane is tied up in Jack’s basement in spandex.
5) Life in Boca is good. Get up at 10AM, go to McDonalds for Egg McMuffin and coffee, TV reruns until 3PM, get changed and go to earlybird dinner. In bed after 6PM news. Start all over again next day.
4) Larry had a nervous breakdown sometime in 2007 when sock puppets began to run wild on his blog and became too ‘creative’. He’s at the Ancora State Psychiatric Hospital. Flowers and cards can be sent to 202 Spring Garden Rd, Ancora, NJ 08037.
3) Larry is riding SEPTA 8 hours a day eating McDonalds Double Cheeseburgers and dropping wrappers on the floor. He is waiting for someone to chastise him for eating on the El and littering. He’s been doing it for 23 months and no one has said anything. He has gained 32 lbs and “lov’in it”.
2) Larry bought a Nintendo Wii in 2007 and spends his day replaying the entire Phillies’ 1964 season in the privacy of his own living room. He’s up to August 23rd and the Phils are still up by 6 games over the Cards. Good luck Larry.
1) Larry has run off to New Hope with Larry Mendte. The couple opened an Antiques Store and a Bed and Breakfast. They expect to live happily ever after.
Take that Alycia Lane!

By: Jean Paul Sartre

Jean Paul Sartre — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 12:47:52 +0000

Kim Ree-Perhaps,if not you’d be a good reason to steer that way.

By: Formerly Jim

Formerly Jim — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 02:55:24 +0000

WOW! I was gone for a week and I missed so little. JR – gone again. He’ll be back when Hillary rises. George and OOOJ, you’ve become the shining stars on this board. Where did the substance go?

By: Ed

Ed — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 02:30:41 +0000

Kim Ree, Rod Blagojevich called and said he had a seat for sale. He thought you might want to assume the position. It’s a straight up job with no protection. Obviously you have the capacity to take it….. in the end…butt I doubt Rod would want you to go out on a limb without fully appreciating the circumcisions…….

By: Dairy Farmer

Dairy Farmer — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 00:37:23 +0000

Harvey, give yourself an enema with some warm cow’s milk, it’s fortefied with vitimin D, so it’s good for your colon, plus it will make your rosebud soft and creamy, and the envy of all the other guys.

By: Kim Ree

Kim Ree — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 22:12:36 +0000

JPS wery solipsistic of you. I wok you too you frog.