If You Want Some Cherished TV Memories – Check This Out!!
Here’s a New Year’s treat for you.: http://kinescopehd.blogspot.com/. The Web Site, produced by Paul Gluck, one of Philadelphia’s legendary broadcasters, will bring you back to another time, and another place. I enjoy it. I hope you do too.
Gluck, still a young man, was a news diector at Channels 10 and 3, Vice President and Station Manager for WHYY TV and Radio, President of the Emmy Organization, and most recently a professor at Temple University. He is one of the greats. And now he is offering up a special treat for all of us!
LK
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This is your weakest effort ever.
Maybe Nostradamous should take over the blog.
More revelations from another drug induced trance last night:
10) Larry permanently moved to Boca in 2008. This would explain his complete loss of reality with the Delaware Valley political scene.
9) Larry is now using Rush Limbaugh’s Doctor in West Palm which would explain his long periods of disappearing and incoherent blogs. Larry has offered the medication to OOOJ but to date OOOJ has declined.
8) Larry has become a Florida Marlin fan and is predicting Phillies’ success in 2009 because he knows he’s only wrong with sports predictions.
7) Larry bought a Golden Retriever named it Morty several years ago. He’s actually hoping to recapture the success of ‘Marley and Me’ with the book he’s been working on for 3 years, ‘Morty and I’.
6) Larry has been trashing Andy Reid because he wants him out of town and more importantly, his former Haddonfield neighborhood. The Reids have too many ‘problems’ for Haddonfield.
5) Larry has actually had a stunt double riding SEPTA. Public transportation is far too dangerous for our hero. He’s living vicariously through his stunt double long distance and reporting on his findings.
4) It will be revealed that Josh Shapiro is actually the ‘love child’ of Larry and Jessica Savitch. This finally explains Larry’s man-crush on Shapiro.
3) In an effort to bring harmony to his blog, Larry has invited Ed, George, Leo and Jack to condo in Boca for a ‘summit’ in February. He believes that by inviting this 4 he has also invited countless sock puppets as well. First topic of conversation, how to bring down that cursed and trouble making YAP?
2) Larry has an agreement with philly.com that if his blogs are not changed regularly that on the 6th day of a given blog, philly.com will have Chief Halftown submit his blog in place. The Chief is very insightful particularly on Indian affairs (feather, not dot) and local TV.
1) It is revealed that the reason that Larry moved permanently to Boca in 2008 is that he found a Lukoil gas station in Deerfield Beach off 1A that sells regular for $1.22 per gallon and offers free air for tires. Larry has been secretly holding out on you for 9 months now. Don’t you feel betrayed?
Nostro, the only way I could feel more betrayed is if I found out Alycia Lane was actually writing Larry’s blogs…
The four stages of life:
You believe in Santa Claus.
You don’t believe in Santa Claus.
You are Santa Claus.
You look like Santa Claus.
Larry, instead of fighting vigorously for FREE AIR, you are spending an inordinate amount of time ladling out opium to the masses. Let’s get off this sports and entertainment binge and get back to the core issues affecting our modern society and economy. You know, issues like FREE AIR and 3% price disparities at local gas stations that are obtaining gasoline from different suppliers. There was a time when you were the people’s poet, a lion of progressive newsreading. Are those halcyon days gone forever? Is this ramshackle blog to be your legacy?
p.s. I didn’t make any Dick Clark comparisons. Did you see that guy on New Year’s Eve? I just felt badly for him; he’s a shell of his former self, too.
Thanks for the treat Larry. I think after 30 years in the “business” Paul has finally found his niche. One thing I don’t understand though, is how everything Orsen Wells does is of critical acclaim. From his brush with TV greatness to that film Citizen Kane. All the critics can’t say enough about Orsen’s works. Every list has this movie the best of all time. I must have missed the message. Was it his backward slap at Randolf Hearst and the media, or was it the cinematic shots of a room’s ceiling that made this such a great motion picture? Maybe “Rosebud” knows the answer……….Whoever that is.
Larry I just thought of something, “Citizen Kane”/”Larry Kane”.
Coinkydink…? Maybe not… After viewing this movie as a child did you somehow, someway begin to model yourself after the “King of all Media”? You were the top man in the Phila market for several years and your impact is still being felt at channel 6. What a legacy.
Larry do you have a “Rosebud”? If so, could you please tell us now so that we don’t have to sit through the movie “Larry Kane” just to find out you had a special sled or a car that you used to call “Christine”.
OOOJ-Does this count as a change in blog topic ?
Nostro-You still working on those NFL matchups ? Cursed ? I believe I’m blessed,better check with Ms.Yankee.
YAP I see you in Tropic Thunder II as the original Four Leaf Tayback.
Remember Ms Yankee has a limited perspective.
YAP the dreades Peyton Manning is gone like the Wicked Witch of the West. Good riddence.
I could tell you what is going to happen but why ruin the suspense for you and Ms Yankee?
Rosebud was a sled to some, but to me the rosebud is the most beautiful part of a man or woman, and its what Orson Wells was really referring to if one comes to understand the deeper meaning of Citizen Kane.
Hey Ed, did you want to get a room with me? I just love to straighten out cranky angry homophobic drunks from Kennsington.
Thhhhhhhhe Eagles win! Thhhhhhhe Eagles win!
YFAP, technically this does count as a blog topic change but I’m not certain Larry should get full credit. Not only is this a weak entry but did you check the link? It’s no wonder this show didn’t make it.
Nostro, I saw you on the History Channel last night. Predicting end of the World in 2012. Are you absolutely certain, big guy? If so, I’ll stop worrying about my 401K.
Post number 13-Nostrodamus writing to Nostro.Huh ? Some puppet is busted.
Larry,Sorry to say i removed you from my bookmarks,you’re pandering to larry mendte and your lack of committment to anything but josh shapiro gave me no other option..
Your regular bloggers and sock puppets are more committed to you,more than you are to you blog..
To Larry’s bloggers and sock puppets:most of you are very good and all better then me, it was fun to read your comments,the humor and wit were fun to read,even when i was in the line of fire..
good luck and god bless-jack russell..
Being a sock puppet is apparently not as easy as it looks.
Harvey, when I was a kid, full blown ready to pop pimples were often referred to as rosebuds……..
About that room….. I wouldn’t want to come between you and Sonny Lee. Besides my drunken, homophobic, friends from Kensington don’t like the idea. They eat a lot of Twinkies. And we all know what happens when you are around twinkieholics. ka BAM!!!!
My daddy illegally obtained a North Slope internship that requires a high school diploma under federal law. My grandma Sarah told everyone that he’s not a high school drop out but that he’s working on correspondence courses to earn a degree. She made him a lawbreaker like my other grandma, Grandma Limbaugh. Grandma Sarah, keep your yap shut!
In my drug induced trance last night I saw false profits like #13. I also saw the following:
10) SoS Hillary Clinton (and Bill) will solve the Middle East Crisis by the end of January. They will sell Gaza off to condo buyers in a business deal similar to Whitewater Development Corporation.
9) Bill Richardson will get his own show on CNN (‘Softball’) after withdrawing from SoC. It’s a natural for the former minor leaguer.
8) Obama chooses Cheech Marin to replace Richardson as SoC. He’s found his Latino replacement for Richardson but has hard time explaining why NAFTA has been expanded to include illegal drugs.
7) Joe Biden, self proclaimed champion of the US family, is arrested at Home Depot for shoplifting. He was quoted as saying at the time of his arrest, “That’s not a hammer in my pocket, I’m just happy to see you.”
6) Jenna Bush’s recent marriage is suddenly annulled when Henry Hager realized the Bush family was leaving the White House on January 20th. “Dude, what did we do to get kicked out so fast?”
5) Dick Cheney is opening a hunting lodge in Jackson, WY upon his return to private life. The ‘Come At Your Own Risk Lodge’ is scheduled to cater to the upscale hunting crowd of non-sportsmen.
4) Gov Rod Blagojevich of Illinois pardons brothers Michael Scofield and Lincoln Burrows for their involvement with alledged murder of Terrence Steadman and subsequent escape from Fox River Prison.
3) Donovan McNabb leads the Chicago Bears to the NFC Central 2009 title. When asked what he missed about Philly, McNabb said, “Cheesesteaks.”
2) John Gruden returns to Philly to coach the Iggles after Andy Reid leaves for “personal reasons”. Gruden retains Jim Johnson as Defensive Coordinator and starts AJ Feeley at QB until 2nd Rd draft pick Rhett Bomar is ready to throw to 1st Rd pick TE Chase Coffman.
1) In a surprise move, WPVI fires Jim Gardner and replaces him with Larry Kane. It is determined that Larry has spent the last 6 months in remedial teleprompter reading school. Larry will be doing live remotes from Boca. In a similar story, CBS 3 mercifully cans Beasley Reese as Sportscaster. He is replaced by former Iggles great Mike Mamula.
Nostro, I can hear Hillary now. “As Bill and I stepped off the plane we were immediately surrounded by rocket fire. The Gaza was ablaze that day, my friends. I took Bill to the ground to protect him with my armoured pants suit……so on and so fourth…. Thus ended the second day of the Obama presidency.
In my drug induced trance last night I saw the following playoff results:
NYG 21, Iggles 10
Carolina 31, Arizona 14
Tennessee 17, Baltimore 6
Pittsburgh 24, Chargers 14
Nostro-Maybe you should lay off the drugs for a bit.
JR-We’ll miss you & your undying loyalty to the Clintons.Be well.By the way,is that you posting as DEADDOG on another site ?
I foresee a sneeze.
In my drug induced trance last night I saw you blow your brains out sneezing. Try an inhaler.
Nostrodamus has,by himself,become ’09 s version of the pirates.And,had it not been for Al Stewart,he may have remained obscure for another fifty years.
Man, man, your time is sand, your ways are leaves upon the sea
I am the eyes of Nostradamus, all your ways are known to me
Man, man, your time is sand, your ways are leaves upon the sea
I am the eyes of Nostradamus, all your ways are known to me
ABC News reported that some woman are not weening their children and have continued to breast feed them until 8 or 9 years old! No wonder Larry wants to lose himself at a web site that plays reruns of the Ed Sullivan show. Boomer parents are very screwed up and they are raising a generation of children that cannot care for themselves. They are helicoptor parents that want to swoop in and fix and control their kid’s lives. Of course, I have frozen packets of my wife’s breast milk that I put on my cereal most mornings, but that’s pretty normal.
larry you suck. you treat us to your friend’s new web site yet you don’t join us in the subsequent reparte that folllowed. i can understand you being above most of the fray that occurs on this site but throw us a bone every once in a while.
I’ll throw you a bone – that website that I directed to you is fun, which some of you obviously need. If you depend on me to entertain you. it must be pretty bad out there.
I will say this : I appreciate the letters, all of them, even from Former Fan who I suspect is A FAN.
Larry
HE’s ALIVE!
The mainstream media immediately attempted to canonize old Ted Kennedy upon the announcement of his cancer. They are portraying him as a “great American”. Very sad, yes. Great American, no. I say, let’s get a couple things clear and not twist the facts to change the real history.
1. He was caught cheating at Harvard when he attended it. He was expelled twice, once for cheating on a test, and once for paying a classmate to cheat for him.
2. While expelled, Kennedy enlisted in the Army, but mistakenly signed up for four years instead of two. Oops, the man can’t count to four. His father, Joseph P. Kennedy, former U.S. Ambassador to England (a step up from bootlegging liquor into the US from Canada during prohibition), pulled the necessary strings to have his enlistment shortened to two years, and to ensure that he served in Europe, not Korea, where a war was raging. No preferential treatment for him like “he” charged
President Bush had received.
3. Kennedy was assigned to Paris, never advanced beyond the rank of Private, and returned to Harvard upon being discharged. Imagine a person of his “education” NEVER advancing past the rank of private
4. While attending law school at the University of Virginia , he was cited for reckless driving four times, including once when he was clocked driving 90 miles per hour in a residential neighborhood with his
headlights off after dark. Yet his Virginia driver’s license was never revoked. Coincidentally, he passed the bar exam in 1959, amazing!!!
5. In 1964, he was seriously injured in a plane crash, and hospitalized for several months. Test results done by the hospital at the time he was admitted had shown he was legally intoxicated. The results of those tests remained a “state secret” until in the 1980′s when the report was unsealed. Didn’t hear about that from the unbiased media, did we.
6. On July 19, 1969 , Kennedy attended a party on Chappaquiddick Island in Massachusetts . At about 11:00 PM, he borrowed his chauffeur’s keys to his Oldsmobile limousine, and offered to give a ride home to Mary Jo Kopechne, a campaign worker. Leaving the island via an unlit bridge with no guard rail, Kennedy steered the car off the bridge, flipped, and into Poucha Pond.
7. He swam to shore and walked back to the party, after passing several houses and a fire station. Then two friends returned with him to the scene of the accident. According to their later testimony, they told him what he already knew, that he was required by law to immediately report the accident to the authorities.
Instead Kennedy made his way to his hotel, called his lawyer, and went to sleep. Kennedy called the police the next morning and by then the wreck had already been discovered. Before dying, Kopechne had scratched at the upholstered floor above her head in the upside-down car. The Kennedy family began “calling in favors,” ensuring that any inquiry would be contained.
Her corpse was whisked out-of-state to her family, before an autopsy could be conducted. Further details are uncertain, but after the accident Kennedy says he repeatedly dove under the water trying to rescue Kopechne, and he didn’t call police because he was in a state of shock. It is widely assumed Kennedy was drunk, and he held off calling police in hopes that his family could fix the problem overnight. Since the accident, Kennedy’s “political enemies” have referred to him as the distinguished Senator from Chappaquiddick. He pled guilty to leaving the scene of an accident, and was given a SUSPENDED SENTENCE OF TWO MONTHS. Kopechne’s family received a small payout from the Kennedy’s insurance policy, and never sued. There was later an effort to have her body exhumed and autopsied, but her family successfully fought against this in court, and Kennedy’s family paid their attorney’s bills. a “token of friendship”?
8. Kennedy has held his Senate seat for more than forty years, but considering his longevity, his accomplishment its seem scant. He authored or argued for legislation that ensured a variety of civil
rights, increased the minimum wage in 1981, made access to health care easier for the indigent, and funded Meals on Wheels for fixed-income seniors and is widely held as the “standard-bearer for
liberalism.” In his very first Senate role, he was the floor manager for the bill that turned U.S. immigration policy upside down and opened the floodgate for immigrants from third world countries.
9. Since that time, he has been the prime instigator and author of every expansion of and increase in immigration, up to and including the latest attempt to grant amnesty to illegal aliens. Not to mention the Pious grilling he gave the last two Supreme Court Nominees, as if he were the standard bearer for the nation in matters of right. What a pompous ass.
10. He is known around Washington as a public drunk, loud, boisterous and very disrespectful to ladies.
Thank you ERM. Hard to imagine putting “cherished memories” and Ted Kennedy in the same blog.
Punxsutawney Larry surfaced late last night to leave a jem for us. “If you depend on me to entertain you. it must be pretty bad out there.” Harder to find than Osama bin Laden, PL leaves us this kernal of wisdom. No wonder we hang on with baited breath for every bit of penetrating insight we can glean from the Zen master. See you again February 2nd, PL?
The elusive Larry Kane is playing it pretty smart, he knows less is more, and its seems to work quite well for him. Happy new year Larry!
Mr Murrow, that is quite a composition about Ted Kennedy. He’ll be dying pretty soon, so it will be intersting to see how much truth come out in the post mortum from the press, especially since his niece may be a Senator soon. The Kennedy’s really got a free ride given their behavior, versus the Clintons. Obama is a different kind of Democrat. I get the sense hes a pretty straight arrow and won’t get involved in Kennnedy/Clinton high jinx and murder. Just yesterday Obama called for a massive $300 billion tax cut for the wealthy- did I not say just before the election that Obama was going to be the second coming of Ronald Reagan? Obama is cooler than cool, Ronnie’s boy!
George, interesting point about the Clintons and Kennedys. I think there are 4 fundamental differences. First, the media was much more forgiving of their heroes in the 60′s than the 90′s. Second, 2 Kennedys paid the ultimate price for their service. Only Vince Foster (we think) paid the ultimate price, not the Clintons. Thirdly, the press created Camelot for the Kennedys. The Clintons tried to recreate Camelot but got something more like a Mayberry trailer park. Finally, the Kennedys were never forced to lie about their activities; the Clintons chose to lie when confronted.
I remain optimistic about Obama as long as he keeps Pelosi in check.
I foresee cheese.
Oh, wait, that was a vision of Larry’s next blog entry.
My apologies to the now departed JR for shots at the Clintons. We miss you, man.
OOOJ-JR now posts under the nom de guerre DEAD DOG,look for him in a blog near you.But I too miss him,someone needs to step up & replace his tenacity.
YFAP, where is he posting?
He’s all over the place.DEAD DOG,lonewolf are two of his favorites.If the Eagles lose next week he’ll be on a sports site blaming it on McSoftee.
larry, some bone you tossed us. even when you are trying to give us a dig you can’t sustain it long enough to press the submit button. you had to go and make a polite comment about how much you appreciate our letters. i guess that’s what makes you you.
when you were reporting the news and some deranged ax murderer raped and ransacked an innocent family i bet you always ended the story with “the killer did however belong to the boy scouts and aided little old ladies in crossing the street…….film at 11″
JR we hardly knew ye..
Don’t leave us JR, you add a fun counterpoint and Hillary is going to be in the zone again in just a few weeks. Come back for Hill!
In memory of JR I intend to use “donkey zone” on some site today.I guess I’ll have to find a story about Michelle Obama somewhere.I could use Chelle Chelle but that might be a bit over the top.
okay Larry, now Madoff should have his parole revoked, this is outrageous!
Jan. 6 (Bloomberg) — Holed up in his Upper East Side
apartment as 2008 drew to a close, Bernard Madoff thought it a
good idea to bestow on friends certain items.
Cuff links his grandfather gave him, watches, a $200 pair of
mittens, stuff totaling more than $1 million in value, went into
packages he and his wife mailed to sons, a brother and a couple
of friends.
Given the season, this would be unremarkable if it weren’t
for the fact that Madoff was under court order not to dispose of
anything he or Bernard L. Madoff Investment Securities owns or
controls. Not bank accounts or houses. Not artwork or cars. Not
“jewelry and other items of personalty,” the order says.
Everything is frozen by the federal government, which hopes
to one day distribute all of Madoff’s wealth to thousands of
victims of his alleged $50 billion Ponzi scheme.
So when Madoff succumbs to a surge of generosity in late
December, he isn’t so much in the thrall of the season. He’s
obstructing justice, Assistant U.S. Attorney Marc Litt proclaimed
in court yesterday.
Toss him in jail while he awaits trial so he won’t be able
to unload assets, Litt urged a magistrate.
(No, the relationship between Madoff and the people
prosecuting him doesn’t seem to be going so well these days.
Madoff’s lawyer, Ira Sorkin, told reporters after the hearing
that his client isn’t cooperating with authorities, despite
reports to the contrary.)
House Arrest
Jail is what Madoff’s victims have been wanting for him all
along. But after posting a $10 million bond, Madoff has been
under house arrest in his Manhattan apartment, watched around the
clock.
Do those end-of-year mailings justify jailing?
U.S. Magistrate Judge Ronald Ellis isn’t sure. Beyond the
defense claim that the mailings were all an innocent mistake,
Ellis has to satisfy himself on a larger point before tossing
Madoff into the slammer.
Judges deny or revoke bail because the accused is either
likely to flee or endanger others. The point of bail is to ensure
the defendant shows up in court or to protect the public.
No one claims Madoff poses a physical threat to anyone else.
Fleeing is a slightly different story. Litt argued that the ever-
stronger case against Madoff makes him an ever-greater flight
risk.
The prosecutor’s main beef was that Madoff was trying to
unload assets that could eventually belong to others.
Ahoy maties! Arrrgh! 15th century prognosticators and ye sock puppets of yar running wild on this here site. Time for thee pirates to return from Somalia and plunder this here site. Arrgh!
Captain Hook there are so many pirates here we can’t keep up with them. You on the other hand seem like a breath of fresh air. From Bernie Madoff to Rod Blagojevich the carnage goes on. People in government selling senate seats has to top anything you’ve ever done, not to mention stealing from charitable organizations. Locally we have the infamous Vince Fumo (the Robin Hood of Phila except) he extorts from the rich to fill his house full of vacuum cleaners. And the Grinch who stole Christmas, Mayor Nutter. He of the no book zone. The worst pirate of them all is the one and only Larry Kane. He steals the hearts and soul of his loyal bloggers………….
Captain Hook I say you are like a breath of fresh air but you still reek of the 8000 tons of fertilizer that you and your friends commendeared from Egypt.
This blog reminds me more and more of a certain Sartre play.
Existence precedes & rules essence.
Essence rules & precedes existene
Warm fresh human breast milk, precedes cow’s milk, and is the essence of our existence.
I breast fed until I was eight. In fact, that’s how I got my last name, mother use to say “does Harvey want some milk?” And the kids teased me and called me Harvey Milk-strange but true story-come see my movie and let me recruit you!
Harvey I have a “rosebud” on my ass would you like to be the first to caress it?
wow Ed, and I thought that reference went over your head. Sounds like I might be able to recruit you!
Someone stole my name and is currently using it to attract a dead homo from San Francisco. If found please return it to http://www.larry kane .com
Ahoy maties! Arrrgh! Ye be taken over by homophobia. I be careful not to drop me bar of soap. San Francisco is a sorted city. Once the emerald of the Pacific coast it’s now a haven for fruits and nuts. Arrrgh! Is that the washed up Sean Penn speaking or Harvey Milk from beyond the grave? Arrrgh!
Captian Hook, sorted? You’ve been taking cues from Mr. Kane for too long. Try sordid.
Larry, you’ve had a puny blog entry up for days and days. Do you have to pay to put up each new one?
Ahoy Leo! Arrrgh! Don’t be venting on me you land lover. Ye needs to be taking it to thee Pirate of Boca. He be the real criminal here. Arrrgh!
Jean Paul-Existence precedes & rules essence has been replaced by “showing up is 90 % of life “.I don’t remember who nsaid that,maybe Woody Allen,or George Carlin,or Reverend Gary Heidnik or Benjamin Button,somebody.
Leo Bloom- You can spell sordid but you can’t spell Captain.Wassup with that ?
It appears that Larry’s writing has affected me, too, although I’d also blame lack of sleep.
Yankee Air-That shows the dumbing down of your society.What has replaced “Being is.Being is in itself.Being is what it is ? “
Excuses,excuses.You think Edward Teach accepted excuses ? Keep your eyes on the hour glass,that’s my advice.
I dunno,maybe “you da man ?”
LARRY, YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF. YOU LET THIS “NEWS FLASH” ROT FOR A WEEK. THIS WAS EVEN A REAL BLOG TOPIC TO BEGIN WITH. STOP THE MADNESS!!!
I love it, someone correcting Leo’s spelling, in an response by Leo correcting some one’s spelling. That is good stuff! Did I say that right? oh it’s all so confusing since I was propositioned by Harvey Milk (face).
Mr Larry you need change blog that crap.
Mr Leo you spell captain cockeye.
Mr Milk and Mr Ed you want rickshaw ride to park but Sonny Lee have to watch back
Sonny Lee pick you up at K&A hotdog stand Sonny Lee bring camera make movie give to Mr Larry for New Year treat.
Sonny Lee-You say you have to watch your back but you want to pick them up at a hot dog stand.Sounds kind of Freudian to me.By the way,how’s Mrs.Lee ?
…….make movie give to Mr Larry for new Year treat. (too funny) Sonny isn’t K&A a little dangerous? I mean even the hotdog vendors wear bullet proof vests up there.
Yankee Pirate what you want with Kim Ree? We not back in Nam. No quicky, no washy. Sonny Ree bad man. He bait Ed into homo side with Harvey. Kim Ree make funny. Sonny Ree need K&A to make Kim Ree happy. Too much shrinkage. Hey Ed why do you have white moustache? Kim Ree make another funny.
Kim Ree you make jokes at my expense. Does that mean I should start calling you by your real name…….Mi Suk Yoo?
Ed I wok you like dog if you not careful. Kim Ree wields ginzu with precision. She cuts you hard, she cuts you deep,
She’s got so much skill
She’s so fascinating that you’re still there waiting
When she comes back for the kill
You’ve been slashed in the face
You’ve been left there to bleed
You want to run away
But you know you’re gonna stay
‘Cause she gives you what you need
Then she says she wants affection
While she searches for the vein
She’s so good with her stiletto
You don’t really mind the pain
No Ed Yoo Suk Harvey
Kim Ree make another joke. She on fire like Kim Chee.
I hate victims who respect their executioners.
JPS wery solipsistic of you. I wok you too you frog.
Harvey, give yourself an enema with some warm cow’s milk, it’s fortefied with vitimin D, so it’s good for your colon, plus it will make your rosebud soft and creamy, and the envy of all the other guys.
Kim Ree, Rod Blagojevich called and said he had a seat for sale. He thought you might want to assume the position. It’s a straight up job with no protection. Obviously you have the capacity to take it….. in the end…butt I doubt Rod would want you to go out on a limb without fully appreciating the circumcisions…….
WOW! I was gone for a week and I missed so little. JR – gone again. He’ll be back when Hillary rises. George and OOOJ, you’ve become the shining stars on this board. Where did the substance go?
Kim Ree-Perhaps,if not you’d be a good reason to steer that way.
Nostro and DL, move over…
Top Ten Reasons Why Larry Doesn’t Change the Blog Regularly:
10) Sadly he is addicted to 1950′s TV. He’s holed up in his basement in his underwear eating Cheetos and watching ‘I Love Lucy’ and ‘This Is Your Life’.
9) His sado-masochistic side enjoys torturing the loyal members of his blog. Like ratcheting down his torture device.
8) He has writers block on “the book” which has transfered to the blog as well.
7) Beetles have a restraining order against Larry ever writing about them again. Turns out that Larry doesn’t know about anything else.
6) Larry Kane is a pseudonym for Jack Russell. Jack Russell the blogmeister gets upset when Jack Russell the blogger is abused. The real Larry Kane is tied up in Jack’s basement in spandex.
5) Life in Boca is good. Get up at 10AM, go to McDonalds for Egg McMuffin and coffee, TV reruns until 3PM, get changed and go to earlybird dinner. In bed after 6PM news. Start all over again next day.
4) Larry had a nervous breakdown sometime in 2007 when sock puppets began to run wild on his blog and became too ‘creative’. He’s at the Ancora State Psychiatric Hospital. Flowers and cards can be sent to 202 Spring Garden Rd, Ancora, NJ 08037.
3) Larry is riding SEPTA 8 hours a day eating McDonalds Double Cheeseburgers and dropping wrappers on the floor. He is waiting for someone to chastise him for eating on the El and littering. He’s been doing it for 23 months and no one has said anything. He has gained 32 lbs and “lov’in it”.
2) Larry bought a Nintendo Wii in 2007 and spends his day replaying the entire Phillies’ 1964 season in the privacy of his own living room. He’s up to August 23rd and the Phils are still up by 6 games over the Cards. Good luck Larry.
1) Larry has run off to New Hope with Larry Mendte. The couple opened an Antiques Store and a Bed and Breakfast. They expect to live happily ever after.
Take that Alycia Lane!
½) Larry is off fighting for FREE AIR, doing his part to stimulate the economy and energy efficiency.
Another financial fraud uncovered, only $50 million , but in Broomall PA, check your wallets gentleman. More suicides too, it really is feeling like the 1930s. Larry do you enjoy movies from that era as well? Tell us how you use to spend a nickel to go to the movies on Saturday and then stayed there all day watching the movie over and over. You’d split a 10 cent popcorn with a friend, and wash it down with free water from the fountain. And man, those theaters were ornante and kept spick and span clean, ahhh those were the days Larry! (plus nobody would think to shoot you for talking during the movie)
It was nice to see Obama articulate his plan today, what a contrast to GW Bush trying to communicate what was going on during meltdown in ’08.
Task Force 151 is doomed to fail.Somoli pirates rule !
Oh boy, now the Ponzi schemes are taking down the Catholics! Larry, this is getting serious, maybe everthing is a Ponzi, just think about Social Security. The governmnet collects money from young people and pays it to old people with no real plan as to how to meet the ultimate payout obligation. Sounds like a Ponzi Scheme to me, Larry you are so lucky to be old enough to not care, just remember we’re paying the freight for you and we only expect a few decent blog entries in return!
SEC Accuses Firm of Ponzi Scheme Targeting Catholics, Clergy
By David Scheer
Jan. 8 (Bloomberg) — U.S. regulators sued an investment
adviser and his Williamsville, New York-based firm, claiming they
operated a Ponzi scheme targeting elderly investors and members
of the Catholic community.
Richard Piccoli, 82, and his company, Gen-See Capital Corp.
placed “numerous advertisements” in Catholic publications,
including some claiming “seniors and clergy are absolutely
pleased” with the firm’s returns and lack of fees, the
Securities and Exchange Commission said in a lawsuit at federal
court in New York today.
“Investors’ funds are not, however, invested in anything,”
the SEC said in its complaint. “Instead, investor funds are
misappropriated by defendants to pay off other investors
and perpetuate their fraudulent scheme.”