Comments on: BIG ISSUES OF 2009? – YOU’LL BE SURPRISED

By: Yankee Air Pirate

Yankee Air Pirate — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 17:47:11 +0000

Nostro-Two things wrong here:I flew Wild Weasel missions,basically trolling for missiles so I’m damn sure not getting bagged over Laredo.Two,If the Birds beat Minny they’ll play the Giants next,not Carolina.By the Way,I saw the house you were born in.St.Remy in Provence,never saw so much dog poop in one town my entire life.Curb your dog hasn’t hit that part of France.Flyers equipment manager ? Sudsy (Jr.) won’t be happy.

By: Somali Pirate Association

Somali Pirate Association — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 17:42:31 +0000

Larry there is a limit to how long you can rest on your prognosticating laurels.
It is not only a new day, we are in a new year. Did you choke on a piece of sushi or are you held up in your condo down in Florida? Even so let’s ( as OOOJ says) CHANGE THE F’N TOPIC! The fertilizer that we are holding for ransom smells better than your blog. And if you’ve ever smelled camel dung you know what we mean.

By: Ed

Ed — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 14:46:05 +0000

Nostro… very funny. I especially enjoyed hearing about YAP. I always wondered where he would end up. As for me I’m already broke(n). I know for a fact the Larry has a condo in Fl. He purchased a unit at La Boca Vista Phase Three. They have an on site restaurant that serves early bird specials from four to six o’clock. George will never be PC unless his daughter marries that guy from the ‘hood she’s dating. I definitely can see Leo and jr getting lost in the Pine Barrens and never being heard from again. Tony Soprano lost a few of his people down there himself. Speaking of losing it, OOOj has come as close as any one here to making a leap to the other side (Larry can be quite frustrating). So Nostro I’ve got a few shekels left over from my Christmas spending, do I put them down on the Eagles or what?

By: jack russell

jack russell — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 14:13:47 +0000

nostro-good stuff,funny stuff #7 and 3 very funny stuff,good stuff,pretty,pretty good..
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Larry-what is with you and josh shaprio??
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chris matthews mr.softball will not run for senate he will never win,he’s a clown.
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there will be a big scandal in the white house, the mother-in-law will spill some dark secrets about the 44 th president after he throws her out of the white house at the 100 day mark,however the move will raise his approval ratings to the highest level since Bill Clinton.
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Jim Garner starts his new blog in 2009.
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finally Larry will co-host his blog with Larry Mendte starting in may when it is bloggers sweeps month ..

By: Nostrodamous

Nostrodamous — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 12:26:54 +0000

In a blurry drug induced trance I saw the following last night:
10) Kim Lee cuts Sonny Lee’s throat. Takes rickshaw and runs her massage business out of rickshaw.
9) Leo and Jack ride in tandum on charity bike ride to shore to raise money for charity. Spandex mandatory. Lifetime friendship ensues.
8) George attends sensitivity training and joins a sensitivity meeting group. He is official proclaimed PC by Larry in November.
7) Ed quits his day job and becomes a stand up comic. He runs to former day job 2 months later. He is a broken man but never loses his sense of humor.
6) Larry and Mrs Kaighan retire in Boca. Larry finds more time for blog when Early Bird Specials become the focus of his day.
5) OOOJ leaves the area for Texas. He was to be Curator of the George W Bush Presidential Library but funding for the library is cut off.
4) YFAP is shot down over Laredo, TX on a drug run. He escapes on foot in the desert and back to Philly. He becomes equipment manager for the Flyers. That is as close as he comes to flying again.
3) Formerly Jim, sock puppeteer extraordnaire, came up one sock short in the dryer and was never seen or heard from again.
2) All the pirates from the blog became Somali Pirates. They took over ship loaded with thousands of tons of fertilizer. Once on board, the ship was detonated. Now bits of pirates are scattered all around the Straits of Hormuz. This inspired a new cereal by Kellogg – Pirates Bits. Post copied with Pieces of Eight.
1A) Iggles plunder Vikings 24-10 but succumb to a superior Carolina 35-14. Colts beat Giants in Super Bowl. We are doomed to 12 months of bad Peyton Manning commercials.
1B) Phillies win 90 games and enter NL Playoffs as Wild Card. They eliminate Cubs but fall to Mets led by Manny Ramirez and Derek Lowe. Red Sox beat Mets in 7 games avenging 1986.

By: Ed

Ed — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 01:55:32 +0000

I don’t know what is going on between Harvy and Sonny but you two guys should get a room and leave the rest of us alone………….

By: Harvey Milk

Harvey Milk — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 01:27:17 +0000

Sonny,let’s take rickshaw down to 13th and Pine after mummers parade. they will be drunk and horny for that joy hole, we make fortune and I split profits with you.

By: Sonny Lee

Sonny Lee — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 01:17:57 +0000

Mr Milk Man Sonny Lee no like that but Sonny Lee rent out rickshaw by the hour.
Son Bruce Lee and Daughter Kim Lee pro photographer if you like to rent Sonny Lee have family business.
My estrange wife Kim Lee run massage parlor for politicians you rike.

By: Larry M.

Larry M. — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 01:10:04 +0000

Hot new movies at 21st and market:Mr Kandy-Kane Man does dallas. Mr Kandy-Kane Man’s angels. Mr Kandy-Kane Man and the three interns.Mr Kandy-Kane Man and the Vera Wang dancers.

By: Harvey Milk

Harvey Milk — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 01:00:01 +0000

Yes Sonny, you don’t want me to rear end your ricksaw! I like to ride rickshaw in summer with my my bare bum out in open air. Sonny you got joy hole in that rickshaw? I pay extra for that, I want to recruit you! I like smooth Asian men with delicate features, that’s what the Milk Man like!