Memo To Mayor: Use the New I-Phone To Command Airport Cleanup and Fireworks Investigation
While he’s playing with his new I-Phone, the Mayor ought to make a few calls. First, check in at the airport. Thanks goodness for the great people who work there to greet visitors. At least, they are a consolation, because the place looks like a dump. The only thing cheerful about the airport is the people who work there, especially hard-pressed police officers and federal security personnel.
Let’s look at the facts.
First of all, the parking lot is dangerous. The signs to “exit” are so bad that they could cause an accident.
The smoking ban is not enforced, especially in restrooms, where you can choke to death while relieving yourself. Speaking of the restrooms: they are not clean, and that is an understatement. My suggestion: bring your own toilet paper. The soap machines run out of soap.
The airport was really on a roll? So why is it so dirty again? A special area of grit and smoke is the elevators that people use to get to the parking lots. The concourses need more trash cans and the air lines need more people at baggage claim.
It really hurts to hear first-time visitors complain about the airport. My civic pride has been upset by this.
Mr. Mayor, once you’ve made that call, dial the Managing Director’s office and find out why the fireworks were cancelled, on the Parkway but still went ahead and were broadcast on TV. Don’t blame the TV station. Bad communication is something that can be fixed. Find out what went wrong.
These are two problems that can be easily resolved by a call from the Mayor’s new I-Phone, the one he waited in line for.
And Mr. Mayor: Take the phone to the airport and and get some flash photos of the conditions there. Do not take photos inside the restrooms. Just see for yourself. Of course, by the time you read this, someone may have tried to clean up the problem.
Comments(8)
Larry,
Do you really expect Mr. Mayor to do anything? Get real!
:)
Spartikus
EUGENE SPUGLIO FOR PRESIDENT IN 2008
My Republican Platform
Dear Voter,
My name is Eugene Francis Spuglio, a true outsider to the political seen, and my motto is “if the wheel is not turning the engine is not running”. I am a Republican from Holmes, PA 19043 and ask the same question that JFK asked. “Ask not what your country can do for you but what you can do for your country”. My father’s generation gave something up to win the big war. Today war is big business and our brave men and woman are in battle to win. They need our help, we must give something up and that is to be set free from OPEC to win this war. My plan will win the war and help the earth and regain the control of OIL pricing from OPEC.
I ask for your help to prove my child Krista wrong, and to come out of obscurity and gain your support for the next two terms as your President. I am not asking for money just your vote, I am self-financing my campaign. I am running for the PEOPLE in side the cities and outside of the cities who cannot afford a $1000.00 or $500.00 or $250.00 or $100.00 for a dinner to get access to the process.
I am for the People who work jobs to pay rent or the mortgage, heating bills, gasoline and the next generation, we cannot afford the unregulated price of oil set by OPEC, since the oil embargo over 20 years ago, we have placed our country in jeopardy.
We are the majority, not the minority and the government was created by our fathers to protect the well being of its citizens; The medicare and medicade programs will be tax to the breaking point by the illnesses fron the injestion of hydrocarbons, carbondixode, carbonmonxide in the cities. The government has been overrun by big Corporations and lobbyists with big money they provide to buy influence, including BIG OIL.
The fundamental rights of the people are being eroded, including the health and welfare and national security and basic fairness. Go to the link at the bottom of the page and read Spuglio v. Mallory. In the instant case lawyers who were paid big bucks by the state and local authorities in that action along with a local Delaware County Judge Pagano in the state of Pennsylvania attempted to change the removal clause of the US Constitution.
I had to “teach” them about the removal clause of the US Constitution. The legal system seems to have two sets of laws and outcomes, the laws for us, unless self-taught, and the laws for people that can afford $1000.00 bucks per hour lawyers and experts. We have seen this time and time again.
NOTE: DO NOT GO TO SILVER AND SILVER IN ARDMORE, PENNSYLVANIA. THEY WILL NOT KEEP THEIR PROMICIES, BUT INSTEAD THEY WILL CUT YOU LOOSE AFTER THEY HAVE YOUR MONEY AND LOST THE CLAIM BECAUSE OF THEIR NEGELANCE BY PROVIDING INAQUAQUIT COUNSEL, IN ADDITION RUNNING ADVERTISEMENTS FOR NO COSTS, JUST A NOTHER LIE BY THEM.
Goggle Audrey Fingerhood the best lawyer for Social Security and she is straight as an arrow, she used the same information to win the claim.
The current and next leadership is proposing the NATION wait ten (10) years to become energy self-sufficient. WE CANNOT and MUST NOT WAIT. Within one year of being elected as your President motorists will pay twenty five cents a gallon for gas, in ten years the price of gas for all others will be under a dollar, and less for those who invested in America with this program, all other fuels including home heating oil will decrease in price. Motorists can ask for this tax break on gas if they will have the “GREEN CAR” installed. These cars will be retrofitted with a computer system that will control the engine and other systems, startup and shutdown based on traffic conditions and a special law called the “cut in front law” will have to be enacted. In addition all JOBS, FROM MANUFACTURE TO INSTALLATION will be done here in AMERICA ONLY, regardless of manufacture. The patent can be leased to all the car manufactures, 1% to my self and my Estate, and Presidential library located at 2318 East Mac Dade Boulevard, Holmes, Pennsylvania, 19043, and 99% to the FEDERAL DEPT. This will help our economy and cut harmful gases at the same time; quickly freeing us from OPEC’s control.
To solve the Mexican border problem I propose to build a solar powered rail system connecting Mexico and America and allow farmers and other types of low paying jobs employer’s when American labor is not available, to obtain people for legal labor in America using social security cards improved with a picture ID of the subject. This must be a quick and easy process, not a complicated process, and we must have the cooperation of the Mexican Government and we must open the door.
As far as Iraq, the people of that country did speak, they desire stability and FREEDOM, and we have to stay the course, in the streets of Iraq our brave men are targets to those who want to undermine peace and freedom. I suggest we move all of our troops outside the cities and turn control over to the local police. The US training and backup bases will be located at least 15 miles from the city. This will give us space and plenty of time for warning of attack and we can quickly strike. The recruiting will be done by cell phone, provided by the US, not with men standing in a line. After approval the candidate will be called to report to a secret location and moved safely to the training facility outside the city. We need to focus on the supply lines of this war. I mean we need to control the borders of the country and the major cities keeping out the weapons that are entering the country and the cities. I believe every Iraqi citizen who voted in the election has a right to at least one gun to protect themselves and family, when local authorities cannot. We have that same right, I was in LA in an apartment during the Rodney King riots and the mob was on the march, I saw no cops they were all safe in the station house protected by bars. I had my gun loaded and our family felt safe. After control of the border is established we will institute a sweep program to capture and disarm the terrorists. As your President, the terrorists will not be mistreated, we will not stoop to their level; we must take the upper road as Jesus said in Romans 12:20 “if your enemy is hungry, feed him: if he is thirsty, give him something to drink: by doing this you will heap burning coals upon his head” we must conquer evil with good.
I will offer to Iranian President and President Kim, US UNION-MADE reactors to solve their energy crises. However the nuclear rods will be strictly accounted by the US and the respective governments will pay for the continued use of the reactors from money charged and collected from the new fuel supply. A US built nuclear reactor will be available to any country.
Lastly, I as your President will try to change the image of the US as the “cop” on the block. THE UNITED STATES SHOULD BE A FRIEND TO THE WORLD.
REASON TO VOTE FOR ME
I have defended the constitution of the United States in law, see Spuglio v. Mallory. I was privately schooled in law by one of the Best Attorney at law now retired, Martindale/Hubble rating AAA. I am Past Master of William Penn Lodge #732, F.&A.M., and Assistant Treasure of Melita Lodge #295, F.&A.M..
Together we can make positive change for our children and ourselves.
Click on this link to see: Spuglio v. Mallory
Click on this link to see Chris Spuglio, the Artist.
eugenespuglio@netzero.com
Click on this to “Google” Eugene Spuglio
Eugene: Enough with the spam, please! (I know. Spam is trayf.) Internet spam can make anyone, let alone Larry verklempt.
The internet Spam, not the canned meat product. Just thought I should clear up the confusion.
Great.
Thanks, Larry.
Nice!
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